Uninteresting member confessions

a reply to: DBCowboy

*blows kiss*

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you stick around to hear the screams?

By the way, I saw some snazzy hats on display at a gas station convenience store. They reminded me of you and your snazzy hat.

a reply to: DBCowboy


a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Next time you two losers go shopping keep an eye for a guy wearing a trench coat in frozen foods.

He's there to distract you so I can punch you both in the back of the neck.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
By the way, I saw some snazzy hats on display at a gas station convenience store. They reminded me of you and your snazzy hat.

Were they next to the sushi?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Next time you two losers go shopping keep an eye for a guy wearing a trench coat in frozen foods.

He's there to distract you so I can punch you both in the back of the neck.

Hiring a trench coat to sucker punch people from behind. Yeah you sound like a real winner there

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Yeah you sound like a real winner there

It was this post where you finally figured it out?

Apart from the one time I was making sandwiches, and thought the one needed extra mayonnaise (I did penance for that, and it was a horrible person), it's OCD about copying and pasting.
He enjoyed it though, after making me crawl in the dirt and cry like a baby.
I'm sure a lot of dodgy things passed through that human trash can without him caring.

Every copy I click must be an even number.
So eventually I end up with 8 to 10 times I must click copy before I can paste.

Weird, I know.
If you consistently did it once you'd get the same results.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



I gave you the benefit of the doubt all this time.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I gave you the benefit of the doubt all this time.

Your are kind.

Kind-a foolish.

i confess to walking into a building and getting 86'd for absloute no reason whatesver.....

originally posted by: peppycat
i confess to walking into a building and getting 86'd for absloute no reason whatesver.....

I don't know what that means.

Looked it up.

Says it means they refused to serve you alcohol?!?!

Peps!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

apparently i look 12-60 years of age...13-17 or so....
or just a mexican

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

sushi hi is so yuck!
i like squash protiens meself...

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You finally did it!

I'm a moose on the loose, and I don't have a wife.

Although no married brother, where I could say - I wish I was like you!

Nope, they all pretty grim with their lot.

Lock arms, walk into the icy surf together.

Now sit down, you may not move your legs,

What's the point of this exercise again?

It's to stop smart-asses like you asking questions.

You're too busy drowning in the saltwater.

F***

I am doing this right now. I apologize if i cause nausea. I do not have a therapist relationship at the moment. This will severely damage my so called "reputation" on this site but i need to shout-vomit this somewhere.

Okay my mom and dad divorced when i was a little boy. I should have spent weekends with dad. Mom raised me. Dad was an alcoholic and did not care, so i spent weekends with his parents. My grandpa and grandma. They lived in a rural house. Strawberry field there. Birds had a habit of eating those strawberries. I had an air gun from them. Look, i have been a really good shooter since the beginning. I am not lifting myself on a podium here, i just am a really good shooter. Every Finnish person has to do mandatory military service unless the person is a woman or a jehova's witness. I disliked the army, but loved the shooting with an assault rifle there. It is very close to meditation. It is only me, the weapon, and the cardboard target. Everything else from this world is gone.

So okay, i was like 12 years old. Grandparents promised me 10 Finnish marks for every bird i shoot down. We have euros now. We can roughly say it was like 1.50 euros or 2 american dollars. I was like "yeah, money for doing something i like, who can lose anything huh?"

I aimed the gun towards a bird who was doing nothing but sitting on a tree branch. Pulled the trigger. The bird dropped down to the ground like a rock. A big part of my soul died at that moment. It just did. Trust me, it was not worth the ten marks. I still see that bird dropping to the ground. Every single day of my life. This really hurts me. I have violated against a living being.

About the army? well i was in coast artillery and at one point three weeks in a row without vacation. Might sound easy? Well most likely it does sound easy because most likely you are a stronger person than what i am. Had to wake up for duty at 3 AM. I was on an island. Plenty of frogs. Protected frogs. So i walked out from the barracks. Saw a frog just sitting there. And i lost it. Kicked the frog as hard as i could. Frog flew in the air and fell back down on the ground. A really beautiful frog. Cute. Green and lumpy on the backside, totally white from the stomach. And the frog dropped dead with it's white stomach there. I see that white stomach. Every single day, it has been like that for two decades. Over two decades now. I am crying as i post this but i need to do this. I must confess to someone, anyone. Feel free to hate me, i deserve it totally.

I am sorry for this. I truly apologize from the bottom of my heart. I deserve this pain. Every ounce of it. Let me have it, karma, kick me and haunt me and eventually kill me. I am not anyone.

Again i apologize. But thanks for letting me share this. It means a lot to me. Going to my bed to cry right now ->

I think I had Covid-19 in December 2019, almost four months before the lock-down (in SA, but pretty much global).

I just reread this thread, it's pretty goddamn funny.