Uninteresting member confessions

Got a little tossaway thread for ya. That's my schtick these days. Well, truth is I just don't have time to put effort into some of my ideas like I used to. Work, work, work.

Thank babaji for the mobile ATS or I'd almost never get to browse or post.

And I'd like to thank all the active contributors who keep the ideas flowing. You all really make my day!

So for the confession part...

I'm a bit OCD. Remember my handwashing thread?

Well I have an ATS-triggered OCD tendency as well. It's the stats. It's kind of related to my ambulant jibber-jabber, contributing posts and threads etc.

But my stats annoy the hell out of me!

I like my stats to end in 5's or 0's. If I could get every single stat to match this insanity, I'd probably never post again! I think this has actually happened once or twice. But a rogue star or flag or whatever will immensely tick me off!

So then starts the cycle to get em all ending in 5 or 0 again.

So there you have it. My crazy confession! Bet you can't top that!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

My ATS confession:
Your stats annoy me. I like them to end in 3s, 6s & 9s...otherwise, I need to write nonsense somewhere...ASAP!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I prefer grass when it's the green colour circled in black below.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I'm OCD too. So i get it. I dare not flag you since you have a 5 at the end. But if u start getting flags i will so you can work your way up to a 5 again.

I ran a porn distribution ring in junior high......

I can't even see anyone's stats or my own for that matter. Kind of nice that way actually.

Do you need a star or flag or would that just screw you up?

In the name of God...SOMEONE PLEASE give the OP another flag! NOW!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
In the name of God...SOMEONE PLEASE give the OP another flag! NOW!

You can un-flag a thread you know...

This is not a bid for flags, or stars or anything. Get real!

There are certain stats that can't be controlled.

I just wanted to get this off my chest.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
So there you have it. My crazy confession! Bet you can't top that!

I like to drop random crap into people's shopping carts at the supermarket. You know, cereal they didn't buy, feminine products in some dude's cart, a severed hand when no one is looking. Funny things.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I can understand where you're coming from. Honestly though, subjects like this and what the thoughts of those that seen all sides of ATS are, end up being the most absorbed portions of my readings on this site.

I am a 1's and 0's person... all numbers really, but those 2 are incessantly influential. Something tells me it's not limited to ATS... these 5's and 0's? I have labeled it... Numerical Tinnitus.

originally posted by: ttobban
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I can understand where you're coming from. Honestly though, subjects like this and what the thoughts of those that seen all sides of ATS are, end up being the most absorbed portions of my readings on this site.

I am a 1's and 0's person... all numbers really, but those 2 are incessantly influential. Something tells me it's not limited to ATS... these 5's and 0's? I have labeled it... Numerical Tinnitus.

Your. Stats. Almost. Perfection!

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


It doesn't work if it's someone else

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

SHHH!!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
So there you have it. My crazy confession! Bet you can't top that!

I like to drop random crap into people's shopping carts at the supermarket. You know, cereal they didn't buy, feminine products in some dude's cart, a severed hand when no one is looking. Funny things.

Huh, I always halfway suspected you were actually a toddler who got hold of his mother's iPad. This confession somehow confirms it.

a reply to: ketsuko

Do you have an uninteresting confession for us, Mrs. Ketsuko?

Or just more creeptastic avatars?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

what aisle are " severed hands " on - i can never find them in tesco

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: ketsuko

Do you have an uninteresting confession for us, Mrs. Ketsuko?

Or just more creeptastic avatars?

Most people can't stand the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard. For me, it's the sound of fingernails on cardboard.

a reply to: ketsuko

I had an elementary school teacher who loathed the sound of velcro being ripped.

We weren't allowed to have velcro notebooks or anything.

I suppose something else is that I am a paid grammar nazi at work. Most people find it dull and extremely tedious.

I actually kind of like it.

a reply to: ketsuko

Your paid to be a grammer nazi. Sounds like a nice job, (don't take it for granite).

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: ketsuko

Your paid to be a grammer nazi. Sounds like a nice job, (don't take it for granite).

Eh, not too bad. Only part-time, but the hours are flexible and I don't have to actually deal with people.