Uninteresting member confessions

a reply to: peppycat

Jeez, Peppy!

Oh yeah, I'm sure you're gonna run into some bad dudes with a mouth like that!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

oh suer, the good guys! gotta learn to stop drop and role!

I suffer from the worst case of chloephobia on earth...and I have never come across another one in my life but I hear they are out there. In fact this article tells about a woman whom I don't consider careful enough lol! You can't imagine what day- to-day life was like before being able to live alone, especially before the internet which I think has single handedly destroyed education and socialization of the new generation; however, deep down, I am selfishly thankful for what a godsend it has been to make life easier for chloephobes.

www.dailymail.co.uk... N-news-online.html

a reply to: AlexandrosTheGreat

Interesting. I have not heard of that one. ATS is my news source for everything...I'm surprised I haven't developed a phobia yet.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I do that! I love shopping for people.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I pooped three times today. THREE!

originally posted by: Skid Mark
I do that! I love shopping for people.

What's the funniest thing you 'shopped' for someone?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's a toss up between condoms and tampons. How about you?

a reply to: Skid Mark

I put a live lobster in someone's cart once. Although the sheep's head was pretty funny too.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's a toss up between condoms and tampons. How about you?

My son was in a line-up at the cashier in a grocery store.
He was buying ketchup and relish. The guy in front of him was buying condoms.

My son said, "Looks like we're both buying something to put on our wiener!"
(Daughter-in-law arrived as everyone was laughing, but that is exactly something he would come up with, lol)
jacy

When a terrorist buys a suicide vest, do they keep the receipt?

a reply to: jacygirl

When I was a young, innocent lad my mom and I were at the checkout and there were condoms in those little wrappers...they looked a lot like chocolate gold coins.

I was throwing a fit, "I want those! Please! Why??"

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: jacygirl

When I was a young, innocent lad my mom and I were at the checkout and there were condoms in those little wrappers...they looked a lot like chocolate gold coins.

I was throwing a fit, "I want those! Please! Why??"

Just be thankful she didn't let you eat the 'chocolate' Ex-lax...or did she??

Mama knows child...Mama knows.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Holy crap. That would have been fun to watch. The person comes back to that.

a reply to: jacygirl

That's funny. Wiener lol

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Holy crap. That would have been fun to watch. The person comes back to that.

The sheep's head I hid underneath a bunch of their other stuff so they didn't find it until check out.

I am evil personified.

I'm going on forty years old and I still love video games.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Holy crap. That would have been fun to watch. The person comes back to that.

The sheep's head I hid underneath a bunch of their other stuff so they didn't find it until check out.

I am evil personified.

Evil? Get real!

I bet you don't even de-shop peolpes' carts or switch em up on unsuspecting victims. Pffft, amateur!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


I am evil personified.

No you're not.

You don't have enough estrogen.

Poser.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Easy there Cowboy...

I'd hate to have to prove you right...

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Easy there Cowboy...

I'd hate to have to prove you right...

See!

SEE!

(points finger)

Right there!

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(runs away screaming)