Uninteresting member confessions

I was about 10 or 11 at the time this happened.
One of my jobs was cutting the grass for the family.
We had a big yard and a large riding lawn mower we stored in the stables.

One morning I went out to the stable to start the lawnmower to cut the yard.
I got on it...turned the key...the engine started...and the blade engaged.

Blood, fur and gore immediately shot out of the mower.

It was awful.
It turned out there was a family of bunnies hiding under the mower.

I've lived with this all my life.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I started my Stingray up once in the garage after not having used it for sometime and it wasn't turning over properly. It finally caught with a huge backfire and blew a bloody mouse nest all over the garage floor and driveway.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We're both going to Hell.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll be sure to resurrect it next time my stats roll around

a reply to: IAMTAT

I live in New jersey, bro, bring it.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I'll be sure to resurrect it next time my stats roll around

You OCD freakazoid. I'll S&F you just to throw things off.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I'll be sure to resurrect it next time my stats roll around

You OCD freakazoid. I'll S&F you just to throw things off.

Dude noooo!

You just made my karma jump to 286. Do you know how long it'll be?!?!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I live in New jersey, bro, bring it.

Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We're both going to Hell.

I've accidentally killed many baby birds in my former job.

Can I go to hell too?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

I'm banned from the Bellagio so, yeah, I'm stuck here.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Dude noooo!

You just made my karma jump to 286. Do you know how long it'll be?!?!

For-evah.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We're both going to Hell.

I've accidentally killed many baby birds in my former job.

Can I go to hell too?

We'll save you a seat between RBG and the steaming pile of Nancy Pelosi's old face-lift scraps.

Sigh ... such uninteresting juiciness.

Tell me more, tell more,
Please don't think you're a bore.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We're both going to Hell.

I've accidentally killed many baby birds in my former job.

Can I go to hell too?

We'll save you a seat between RBG and the steaming pile of Nancy Pelosi's old face-lift scraps.

That's all I ask for really.

I completely made up a report on Wolverines in Russia in Junior High...on the outside chance that the teacher wouldn't check any 'facts' I put in it.

I got an A.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Like Patrick Swayze in the Soviet Union? That kind of wolverines?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I completely made up a report on Wolverines in Russia in Junior High...on the outside chance that the teacher wouldn't check any 'facts' I put in it.

I got an A.

Now tell us the things you've done for a Klondike Bar.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I completely made up a report on Wolverines in Russia in Junior High...on the outside chance that the teacher wouldn't check any 'facts' I put in it.

I got an A.

Now tell us the things you've done for a Klondike Bar.

I don't know what you've heard...but, FTR,...I was NEVER in a bar in the Klondike called 'Spazzles'...and I NEVER got drunk on Appletinis before dry-humping a stuffed Grizzly Bear named Gertie.

a reply to: IAMTAT

That wasn't a grizzly, that was chubbo from Portland. His back hair probably had you thinking he was a woodland creature.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

That wasn't a grizzly, that was chubbo from Portland. His back hair probably had you thinking he was a woodland creature.

He never returns my calls.