Uninteresting member confessions

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cheddarhead
After my father in law, I can deal with pretty much anything, now.

I hear you. My father in law is pretty easy to get along with now. Mostly because he is in an urn on a shelf.

Good to hear he's finally urned your respect.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Good to hear he's finally urned your respect.

It only happened because I lit a fire under his ass.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Good to hear he's finally urned your respect.

It only happened because I lit a fire under his ass.

Lighting farts is all fun 'n' games 'til grampa gets reduced to a pile of smoldering ash.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought about putting him out.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I thought about putting him out.

You're a good son-in-law.
I actually DID put my mother-in-law out...but she kept getting back in.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Did you try stringing up some razor wire? Worked for me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did you try stringing up some razor wire? Worked for me.

Never work.
The old battle axe uses razor wire for dental floss.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

I wasn't going to say anything but... I have browsed ATS while going to the bathroom as well. Pants down and all. On the toilet. It's a topsecret matter though because if people knew I pooped I could lose my job.



Never took my phone in the shower though.

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Thank babaji

really ?

Really, it's an inside joke.

Okay, I came
Back and added a flag.

Now someone help this poor individual!

WE NEED TWO MORE FLAGS PEOPLE!!! STAT!!

Thanks for all the uninteresting confessions and terrible puns!


Maybe we can keep the mundane admissions and bad jokes coming.


If you haven't posted yet please join in!

I occasionally eat sandwiches.

It's true. I am not making this up.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I was addicted to soap for a while, but I'm clean now.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ok I guess that makes my next uninteresting confession:

I don't like sandwiches. I never eat sandwiches unless it's the only option on a starving day.

I like the meats, the cheeses, anything, but the BREAD ruins it for me.

It takes up a good 80% of the sandwich space and seems to only mask the flavor and texture of everything else.

I usually just skip the bread and eat my sandwich fillers with a fork, or occasionally roll em up in a flour tortilla.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Sandwiches allow you to eat meat without getting your hands greasy. It also holds the things you put on meat. Like mayo, onions, lettuce, tomatoes.

#BreadLivesMatter

a reply to: DBCowboy

Bread is the enemy of the American sandwich. Very fake part of the sandwich.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha



Bread is the guiding principle of sandwiches. Bread is the foundation of the sandwich.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You didn't build that sandwich. Someone else built that sandwich for you.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

Bread is the enemy of the American sandwich. Very fake part of the sandwich.

Try the really expensive fancy breads my husband keeps throwing into the shopping cart. Oatmeal, 12 grain, whole grain, potato...

None of that ordinary white sandwich bread!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Freedom bread makes sandwiches great again!

"Sadness sandwiches have no bacon."
-Abraham Lincoln