I fear my wife may be a Reptilian

Originally posted by Blargcakes

Originally posted by Starchild23
Reptilians...pure-blooded reptilians...are incapable of carrying human relationships convincingly, to the point of simply being inhuman on all levels. Their hatred of the human race is too great for such a sensitive task as being a wife. Additionally, they don't "shape shift". They have holographic projectors. That's it.

Therefore, your suspicions are completely bunk. You need help...not for her, but for yourself.

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Sounds like your experience is only with Reptilians drones. I believe I nearly mated with an alpha queen. Much more intelligent and able to form fake emotional relationships with humans. Also, she was capable of shape shifting, and I believer her friends were as well. She would introduce me to her friends, and then next week the same "person" had different hair or eye color. I believe one even changed skin color iirc. But i appreciate someone else with Reptilian experience commenting and offering your opinion.

So her friends colored their hair and tanned. Seems normal to me.

Where do you come up with the term alpha queen?
Sounds like you've read about reptilian aliens, and have formed this dillusion or HOAX based on what you've read. I'm sorry, i don't believe you

So...why is this thread still here again?

Originally posted by paradox
So...why is this thread still here again?

Jokey light relief I'm guessing, otherwise, beats me

OP you have to go home sometime... What happens now she knows you know that shes a reptile? You may get the full story, buy a video camera on the way back or at least a dictophone.

OR you may get a mind wipe MIB (film) style with her superior reptilian technology. Maybe this happens to you all the time and you just can't remember?

Originally posted by paradox
So...why is this thread still here again?

You're right. Maybe the Relationships-Forum would be more appropriate.

leave it up for a while, this is funnest this ATS has been all day.

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Is your wife Morena Baccarin? If so i envy you

Blargcakes
Your wife has a pet komodo dragon lol ..Your story is the biggest bunch of bunk Ive read in a long time..At least its original but every week we have someone with wild claims so this doesn't surprise me..
This thread did give me a good laugh but i think its time to put this thread in the hoax bin were it belongs..peace,sugarcookie1

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Sounds like your experience is only with Reptilians drones. I believe I nearly mated with an alpha queen.

Isnt "alpha queen" a bit redundant..........doesnt Alpha already denote the dominating rank?

Originally posted by Grifter81
OP you have to go home sometime... What happens now she knows you know that shes a reptile? You may get the full story, buy a video camera on the way back or at least a dictophone.

OR you may get a mind wipe MIB (film) style with her superior reptilian technology. Maybe this happens to you all the time and you just can't remember?

Exactly....

Besides , how many geeks out there since Star Trek havent been DREAMING of doing an alien eh?

Come on, hes the luckiest guy on earth! He could have a friggin fan club! Make millions!

Dude.....cash in!

Originally posted by Blargcakes
Hello ATS. After many years of worrying, yesterday I believe I saw proof that my wife is a Reptilian shape shifter.

When I first met her, she seemed like a normal woman. She was eager to get married, she proposed to me after we dated for 4 weeks. We haved lived happily for 12 years now, but around year 3 of our marriage I began to notice strange things. For years she would dissappear into our bathroom for long periods of time (hours), and I would hear tearing and grunting noises, along with some sort of rythmic hissing. She refused to be in pictures or video, even for our wedding we had no cameras. She loves snakes, and has an aquariam filled with them. Her tongue in unnaturally long and I've seen it become pointed late at night. She can see extremely well in the dark. She has superhuman strength. She has said strange things about time travel. One morning she remarked how JFK's hair looked lighter in person than the films show, and she has said strange things like that.

But yesterday was the eye opener. My wife was outside in the yard playing with her pet Komodo dragon. A stray cat ran in our yard. My wife grabbed the cat, and in a split second her jaw expanded and she ate the entire cat. I ran to my car and drove to a far away hotel and decided to post this thread. What do I do?

Holy #! I thought I was alone, my wife ate three kittens and a possum last week. She doesnt even hide it anymore she can gobble up things larger than her own head in a single gulp!

I fear that my wife may be reptilian ....

Only one thing to do: Shoot her and see if she bleeds green.

he went back home and wifey had him for dinner

Originally posted by ManBehindTheMask


Isnt "alpha queen" a bit redundant..........doesnt Alpha already denote the dominating rank?

Indeed. Its why I dont date Pleiadans anymore. Excuse me if this sounds disrespectful, but I cant stand their elitist "superior alpha queen priestess" crap anymore.They arent the chosen starseed race, they're just a bunch of entitled brats who think they are better than humans. Actually they are cowards for not having incarnated to earth.

Originally posted by Grifter81
OP you have to go home sometime... What happens now she knows you know that shes a reptile? You may get the full story, buy a video camera on the way back or at least a dictophone.

OR you may get a mind wipe MIB (film) style with her superior reptilian technology. Maybe this happens to you all the time and you just can't remember?

I believe she has started tracking me. A few minutes ago a gecko was hanging outside my window, so I got scared and came to the lobby where other witnesses can see me.

And mind wiping is a possibility. It might explain how she stayed hidden from me for so long. But this time she didn't get a chance, at least not yet

Originally posted by Grifter81
OP you have to go home sometime... What happens now she knows you know that shes a reptile? You may get the full story, buy a video camera on the way back or at least a dictophone.

OR you may get a mind wipe MIB (film) style with her superior reptilian technology. Maybe this happens to you all the time and you just can't remember?

Wow....deja vu. I had a dream about this thread a long time ago, while I don't remember the original post, I remember this post vividly

Originally posted by Shoonra
I fear that my wife may be reptilian ....

Only one thing to do: Shoot her and see if she bleeds green.

A bit much no? I'm not a violent person. From what I've studied, Reptilian scales are bullet proof anyways. But I appreciate your advice

@OP

*grasping air*

*almost choking*

Originally posted by Blargcakes
A bit much no? I'm not a violent person. From what I've studied, Reptilian scales are bullet proof anyways. But I appreciate your advice

That is completely true!

And during the night, they creep into your room and pee on your bed, thereby making you think it was you!

Evil, nasty, naughty made-up-and-not-real-fictional-delusions-of-a-sad-mind :lol :

You got the wrong forum, the David Icke forum is in the other direction.