The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

I have actually flagged Destinyone's post since it's a violation of the T&C to post delicious pictures of bacon, when most of the members that are currently posting are hungry, and have no access to bacon.

Especially large piles.

We should have the pics removed soon, no worries everyone.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by Klassified

 

All real men love bacon....

All the rest are into that veggie soy stuff

Seriously how many times have you guys actually replayed the vid?

Don't lie now.

And yes he does resemble Phage in his younger years.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Realtruth

The one on the right kinda reminds me of Phage...

Phage found the guy who caused all the 2012 hoopla...

reply to post by SLAYER69



OMG! ROTFLMAO!

I have tears rolling down my face I am laughing so frikin hard.

That dude is really serious too.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Destinyone
Hallelujah..this thread has Ascended...taking all us lucky drunks with it....

Des

We've Ascended?

Really?

This must truly be an alternative reality because we ascended to BELOW Top Secret

OMG Slay.. that inevitably means we're only Secret.
One more screwup and the secret's out!! Hey, what was it?

reply to post by SLAYER69


OMG, I love Louis Theroux, and that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

He's got such a great interview style. No matter how loony he still takes it seriously, even though you know inside he's doing his best to remain serious.

"Discontinue"
"Discontinue"
"*Fuzzy 60's sci-fi TV sound*"

OMG, that was hilarious.

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Realtruth

Originally posted by Phage
I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Des

edit on 20-12-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

Des, you really are a total treasure. Is that a whole skid of
Pork Poinsettas?? I'm sorry now Domo's MIA because he'd
be crying harder than me. And I haven't had a drop since 1998. *sob*
I might just slide off the wagon tonight from pure lubricity... S*snif*

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Phage found the guy who caused all the 2012 hoopla...

Well...now we know what Bernard Schnitzel looks like.....


Des

Originally posted by derfreebie

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Realtruth

Originally posted by Phage
I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Des

edit on 20-12-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

Des, you really are a total treasure. Is that a whole skid of
Pork Poinsettas?? I'm sorry now Domo's MIA because he'd
be crying harder than me. And I haven't had a drop since 1998. *sob*
I might just slide off the wagon tonight from pure lubricity... S*snif*

Waves shimmering hand....in shape of sacred galactic star over derfreebies' head...hereby absolving you of any wrongdoing in wallowing in a rasher of earth's finest....

Go my child...stuff thy face with Bacon....

Des

Originally posted by LightAssassin
reply to post by Realtruth

 

No, it's absolutely probable. With the rotation of our Sun around Alcyone, which does a figure 8 with Jupiter and Sirius, the Electric universe physics enable that pile to hold perfect shape.

I'm hungry....and on my second Tiger beer, thanks to the Singapore Airlines Christmas Basket just delivered to me.

On the other hand, watching the skies, I see.........Qantas, Virgin Airways and........a bird.

Just another Friday.

edit on 20-12-2012 by LightAssassin because: (no reason given)

GOOD eyes. Wonder if you've got a scope or areya typin from Canberra Approach LOL

reply to post by derfreebie


Nope. Just a stone throw away from Adelaide's airport.

TBH my left eye has 'better than' 20/20 vision....while my right eye, in an attempt to keep up with my finely tuned left eye, has 'a little bit less than' 20/20 vision. So says the eye doctor.

I find it ironic that having been born with a super eye....I am actually more likely to go blind in the other eye as it strains to do the same task the lefty is doing.

Right now though, 4th tiger beer....both eyes are seemingly blurry.....

I wonder why....?

Here I am

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by derfreebie

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Realtruth

Originally posted by Phage
I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Des

edit on 20-12-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

Des, you really are a total treasure. Is that a whole skid of
Pork Poinsettas?? I'm sorry now Domo's MIA because he'd
be crying harder than me. And I haven't had a drop since 1998. *sob*
I might just slide off the wagon tonight from pure lubricity... S*snif*

Waves shimmering hand....in shape of sacred galactic star over derfreebies' head...hereby absolving you of any wrongdoing in wallowing in a rasher of earth's finest....

Go my child...stuff thy face with Bacon....

Des

And I VOW by all that's spiritually neutral (T&C) that whatever huge
quantity left over after my sleepin' with his dogs on the kitchen floor,
and Phage's burger enhancements will be lovingly crushed into
REEEeeal chips for Danger Dave's Double Cheese and Rancid
Unguent Slurry, Hogi-fied. And o yeah
~All praise the bunny, let his fluffiness be truly soaked and perfumed~
ps to visit hot flamin' meteoric and WAY lopsided retribution kinda
barrage on whatever faction conspires to hossenfefferize his presently
comatose and defenseless butt.
I gotta lay off this Bailey's Milk of Amnesia, it's been a long time...

Epilogue for Eve of whatever this is:
And your blessing worked Des.
Believe it or not, and on the level: my old boss from five years ago in
Knoxville called me tonight as 7:30 CST. I was expecting him for a reference:
he said he needs me OUT THERE (like back). But, uh..
I guess jumping off the bridge isn't an option. And be careful with that finger.
Happy 21st

reply to post by LightAssassin


And in the true spirit of the ending of the 13th Bak'tun

What's an end of world party without some more doom and gloom from our psuedoscience friends on Ancient Aliens:

Sorry guys, I was in the bathroom for a while (let it air out for a minute)

Did I miss anything?

Originally posted by beezzer
Sorry guys, I was in the bathroom for a while (let it air out for a minute)

Did I miss anything?

Dude!

You forgot to flush! Bunch of little bunny pellets rolling all over the floor...Disgusting.

Even in Canada I know what you did... Keep your yule logs to yourself.

Merry Christmas

Everyone is so sure the 2012 thing has passed, but...

I still have 1 hr and 25 mins to count down.

Wish me luck!

Peace

reply to post by jude11


Good luck Jude. At least you don't have to face the apocalypse waking up in Slayers front yard!

(boy, his neighbors have no sense of humour!)

reply to post by beezzer


Dude...

The neighbors found you passed out in THEIR yard spooning with their plastic pink flamingo.

reply to post by SLAYER69




Too Much !

\0/

I surrender, Like France !!!

*wakes up, yawns, stretches, scratches bed hair.....remembers it Armageddon Day!

*JUMPS out of bed peers outside window ~

"Where are the Zombies!"

*Stomps foot, flops back into bed.......