The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Well everybody We laughed, We Cried, We took photos. Some of us Ascended and others simply Survived...

BTW. I get to keep what I find under the Sofa seat cushions...

reply to post by SLAYER69



Sorry Slayer but anything found under the cushions will have to be
confiscated and used towards paying off your beer tab.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Well everybody We laughed, We Cried, We took photos. Some of us Ascended and others simply Survived...

BTW. I get to keep what I find under the Sofa seat cushions...

If it's pink thongs...they're all yours....Phage was doing a Polka in them, I found out...on the roof no less...

Des

reply to post by SLAYER69


Slayer, an awesome party, as usual.

Just one question.

When did I get the tattoo?

Its the solstice.

The day we pray that the winter will end and life will return to the land.

Are other things at work? yeah. above our comprehension.

Are the PTB scared? yeah. they realize their time is short.

Kicker is that WE arent the ones that are gonna pull their ticket.

End of the Age, NOT the world.

Its not like its the first time even if it was....its just on our watch.

Worried? Nah, not much. I was "dead" before I was born. Just another incarnation. I just want to get as much learning in this one as possible.

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Slayer, an awesome party, as usual.

Just one question.

When did I get the tattoo?

Tattoo?
I have faint memories of cigars and condoms.
And Des,I found one of your shoes,but it's not pleasant and you may not want them back.

Well, I figure you guys are all tired and have hangovers.I volunteer to
clean the place up after I find a bio-hazard suit to wear first.

Originally posted by mamabeth
Well, I figure you guys are all tired and have hangovers.I volunteer to
clean the place up after I find a bio-hazard suit to wear first.

Just call servpro,I will split the bill.
No,nevermind,Zazz will since I bribed her with that pic.

Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by bekod

 

HAHA....

shhh, not so loud or I'll have more blackmail fodder!

hope you all had fun.... looks like everyone may have had a bit too much fun!

I've not had TOO much fun... not yet... come here, let's me an' you talk about this... no, over here. in this corner...

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Sorry, I missed most of the party today. The power went out at 05:06 this morning, which made me go "hmmm...". Then, looking to the northeast there were (no lie) flashes of light in the sky, unaccompanied by thunder... just flashes of light. That made me go "hmmm..." some more, but of course without power I couldn't get on the internet to warn you all of the impending doom.

Instead, I stumbled to bed to take a nap. I figured that you only live through the end of the world once, and it would be good to be rested up for it. Momentous events like world-ending cataclysm accompanied by flashing lights just don't happen every day, y'know?

Blasted power company ruined everything. They repaired the power by around 18:30 this evening, thereby averting certain catastrophe and the End of All Things.

Dammit.

There is still hope, though, for a few more hours. It is "21st Dec" SOMEWHERE in the world for two full days, as the Earth rotates and the time zones go under the meridian. The day will not be entirely gone until 07:00 US East Coast time.

Still waiting...

Ohh, headache.

Light too bright.

Wait, wasn't the world going to end?

Bugger, slept through it, again.

Guys what happe....

S#@t!!

Zazz, wake up, you'll end up with splinters. Slayer? Beez? Mamabeth? Has anyone seen Phage?

For some reason this feels familiar... Like a movie I saw once.

Originally posted by mamabeth
Sorry Slayer but anything found under the cushions will have to be
confiscated and used towards paying off your beer tab.

You're going to need that Bio suit.

I just checked under the cushions....

Those Aren't Raisins!

beezz!!!!!

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by mamabeth
Sorry Slayer but anything found under the cushions will have to be
confiscated and used towards paying off your beer tab.

You're going to need that Bio suit.

I just checked under the cushions....

Those Aren't Raisins!

beezz!!!!!

edit on 22-12-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)

Couldn't help it.

Someone was in the bathroom offering free "palm" readings.

But he insisted on using HIS palm.

reply to post by kdog1982




I forgot all about her. Has anybody checked on Zazz?
Better see if she has a tattoo too....

Ugh... never again. What a shin-dig that was.
Christmas Eve looms and here I am, in the bottom of Slayer's closet wearing
nothing bit a bin-bag and a smile.

Lord-knows what he put in that punch, but I recall something about a pink thong
and Phage's looming face grinning at me.

Oh my, the room is spinning.

OK....

I'm all Ascended. Made Mac and Cheese and doing other Ascended stuff now.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

OK....

I'm all Ascended. Made Mac and Cheese and doing other Ascended stuff now.

Great...when's your Ascended Party on for.....


Des

reply to post by SLAYER69


no tat.

I went to Slayers, and all I ended up with was this stupid tshirt....Which is a step up from BIADs bin liner.

reply to post by Destinyone


Soon I suppose.

Right now I'm involved with shopping for new clothes to wear to match and best represent my new ascended status of not being obsessed with materialism.

reply to post by SLAYER69


Well...just let me know the date and time...I'm working on a very upscale Ascension menu. Bacon did ascend....


Des

Sky cleared out. Still have a ton of snow on the ground, but the sky's all blue... I thought I heard trumpets, but I might have just fed my old hound dog too much gassy stuff.

I've been out in the snow all morning trying to Ascend. I jump and jump, but just keep DESCENDING again every time. Anybody have any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I only Ascend about 3 feet at a time, then fall back to zero...