The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

reply to post by nenothtu


in the CORNER? What??!!?? Have I been bad or something?


As to this whole doomsday thing, we either missed it or we are currently in hell... since I am working still im thinking hell....

Originally posted by nenothtu
Sky cleared out. Still have a ton of snow on the ground, but the sky's all blue... I thought I heard trumpets, but I might have just fed my old hound dog too much gassy stuff.

I've been out in the snow all morning trying to Ascend. I jump and jump, but just keep DESCENDING again every time. Anybody have any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I only Ascend about 3 feet at a time, then fall back to zero...

Eat more beans......


Des

Originally posted by superman2012
reply to post by Klassified

 

WOAH! Slayer...back in here...pour some more drinks! We have until Sunday now!

They moved the date?

WTF!!

Are they planning on stringing us along indefinitely?

My liver can't handle it.

Neither can Santa,poor guy................

OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?

Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?

It wasn't me,I was trying to give you this



But I heard they changed the date on the apocalypse,so I drank it.

Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by nenothtu

 

in the CORNER? What??!!?? Have I been bad or something?

Uh, no, you've not been bad... not yet, anyhow...

As to this whole doomsday thing, we either missed it or we are currently in hell... since I am working still im thinking hell....

I think I slept through it, but honestly, I was only trying to get rested up FOR it!

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by nenothtu
Sky cleared out. Still have a ton of snow on the ground, but the sky's all blue... I thought I heard trumpets, but I might have just fed my old hound dog too much gassy stuff.

I've been out in the snow all morning trying to Ascend. I jump and jump, but just keep DESCENDING again every time. Anybody have any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I only Ascend about 3 feet at a time, then fall back to zero...

Eat more beans......

Des

AHA! THAT'S why my old hound dog ascended! An' here I thought that racket was the trumpets of doom!

Well, maybe in a way it WAS...

Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?

I can not tell a lie...wait, yes I can.

hmmmm...seems like I'm repeating myself.

Peace

Slayer that is a diamond in the rough, so if you put it back and wait a few years you'll be rich.

Or if you find some tight-wad you could ask them to sit on it for a week or so.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?

reply to post by SLAYER69


I thought you should have gotten a truck load
It wasn't me.

Originally posted by Destinyone

I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Des

edit on 20-12-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

Put that on two slices of bread, and it'll be about right for breakfast...

About a gallon of beer would be just right to wash that sammich down with...

Originally posted by derfreebie

She was actually kind of cute in a provincial way: until her teeth fell out

Uhhh... you said that like it was a BAD thing!

Originally posted by Suspiria
Wondering if a celebratory beer for breakfast is in order.

YES!

Along with one of Des's 40 pound bacon sammiches!

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Well everybody We laughed, We Cried, We took photos. Some of us Ascended and others simply Survived...

BTW. I get to keep what I find under the Sofa seat cushions...

Wait... PHOTOS?

Who am I gonna have to kill to keep THOSE from getting out?