The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

reply to post by Destinyone

I dint fel anthng

I tell ya Slayer, even her fashion sense is screwed up.

Her white bikini-bottom clashes with the white Corona beer bottle label too.

The world is definitely coming to an end.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by kdog1982

 

Zazz

I knew her back when she sold Girl Scout cookies now look at the poor thing.
See what rock music does to you...

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by Destinyone

 

I dint fel anthng

but...but...but...you are posting in the new and improved ascended spelling....how can that be....


Des

Originally posted by sonnny1
Just told the Boss I quit !

Figured it was the least I could do, knowing the end of the World is upon us!

Scotch and Cigar in my hands...............

Well big guy, if we're all wrong there's a rough puppy around here that might
trade you a little better than even for a spud with a healthy glob a KY .
Might go down a little easier I can't believe I said that

Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK


Guys did you feel it?

The thread just moved!

Moved back to the bar area........

reply to post by Realtruth

*covers other eye*

reply to post by sonnny1

How long for last call?

Originally posted by Destinyone
Hallelujah..this thread has Ascended...taking all us lucky drunks with it....

Des

We've Ascended?

Really?

This must truly be an alternative reality because we ascended to BELOW Top Secret

reply to post by derfreebie





My Boss gave me the OK to take HIS job. Hes still hiding out in the Bunker...........

reply to post by SLAYER69

Down is up and up is down.
As below so above.

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by sonnny1

 

How long for last call?

I got an Apocalyptic Booze supply.........

Till its ALL gone!

reply to post by SLAYER69


And for a second I thought it was this vodka...

Meanwhile...in other news...top four threads...




This will be a very busy busy busy website for the next few days...

www.youtube.com...

Need another vodka...

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Destinyone
Hallelujah..this thread has Ascended...taking all us lucky drunks with it....

Des

We've Ascended?

Really?

This must truly be an alternative reality because we ascended to BELOW Top Secret

Big freakin' deal...we've descended ...ascended, descended all the same to me

Des

Originally posted by Realtruth
I tell ya Slayer, even her fashion sense is screwed up.

Her white bikini-bottom clashes with the white Corona beer bottle label too.

The world is definitely coming to an end.

I don't know.

I thought the spilled bottles set off and complimented her eyes and attire myself.

But what would I know I'm seeing two of her at the moment...

reply to post by SLAYER69

Do what I do.
Cover one eye...or two.

reply to post by Realtruth


WAIT!

Is that Canadian Beer I see???

I will only admit I have ascended when I see these guys.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

We've Ascended?

Really?

Im glad i didn't spend thousands of dollars on a bunker and food, and guns and ammo etc.

There is the gloom part of the thread wonder how many people are kicking themselves in the arse for that.

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Down is up and up is down.
As below so above.

OMG...you are our new Doomsday Prophet...please, give us the new date to plan our lives around....

Watch out Harold Camping...and Stevie Greer....there's a new man in town.....

Des

reply to post by Realtruth

That hurts my head. Make it stop.
Oh wait. I can do that.