Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by NatalinaEx
Ok this is GREAT! May I please oh please have permission to repost this on my website, extraordinaryintelligence.com...? With a link back to the original thread of course. My readers would LOVE this!

Certainly.

We need more satellite offices of the T.E.A.T. party in other states. So the more you can spread the word, the better.

Thanks! Your Extraordinary Intelligence T.E.A.T. Satellite office based out of Minnesota has issued its official Press Release. See it here:

Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce their Candidacy For President in 2012

Originally posted by Agarta
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I bought the lot next door. I'm putting in an "Authentic Taco Stand"

Venus? Or the vacant lot between Mars and Jupiter? I see the demolition crew has already gotten to that one...

There are some construction day-laborers standing in the parking lot across from my house, and they want to know when you're beginning construction. Please hurry - their eyes have vertical slit pupils, and it's sort of creeping me out. Even the guys in the black SUV parked over there are starting to look a little spooked about it.

I noticed all that when I slipped over there and surreptitiously slapped a "SkepticOverlord / Springer 2012" bumper sticker on the black SUV.

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Although I wish you well I don't think you two stand a chance..
I mean, when did we last elect a President with facial hair??
Though Hilary Clinton got close...

Have a shave...

Originally posted by OldCorp
I'll vote for you. I will also arrange for you to receive the votes of EVERY redneck in South Carolina - in exchange for you appointing me Secretary of Things That Go BOOM!

Ha ha ha I gotta say that you are looking just like an American Redneck to me

Anyway mister CEO of the ATS. If you say there isn't a 2013 you are just as much a fear monger as that little girl telling about earthquakes is

Oh damn! I can't vote for America's President.
If I could, you'd have my vote for sures!!!

Originally posted by Zarniwoop
I demand birth certificates for both of these highly questionable candidates.
Post them now
I have reason to believe they are both in fact from... Aaaaargh...

Good point!
We only know them by their on-line persona's!
Maybe they don't really exist, or are actually ...

• Barrack Obama
  
• George W. Bush

Hmm.... the same cadidates, over and over with different names ...
It's all very clear to me now.

Originally posted by NatalinaEx

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by NatalinaEx
Ok this is GREAT! May I please oh please have permission to repost this on my website, extraordinaryintelligence.com...? With a link back to the original thread of course. My readers would LOVE this!

Certainly.

We need more satellite offices of the T.E.A.T. party in other states. So the more you can spread the word, the better.

Thanks! Your Extraordinary Intelligence T.E.A.T. Satellite office based out of Minnesota has issued its official Press Release. See it here:

Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce their Candidacy For President in 2012

How is the delegate situation going to work out? They could have the biggest win by popular vote in history, but still not be elected. Why? NO delegates. So who are the delegates?

Originally posted by EnhancedInterrogator

Originally posted by Zarniwoop
I demand birth certificates for both of these highly questionable candidates.
Post them now
I have reason to believe they are both in fact from... Aaaaargh...

Good point!
We only know them by their on-line persona's!
Maybe they don't really exist, or are actually ...

• Barrack Obama
  
• George W. Bush

Hmm.... the same cadidates, over and over with different names ...
It's all very clear to me now.

edit on 2011-4-1 by EnhancedInterrogator because: Was going to post some random pornographic stuff here, but then thought that might not be such a hot idea.

Immortalgemini527 has verified their real life existences so no sweat in that department.

Originally posted by LilDudeissocool

How is the delegate situation going to work out? They could have the biggest win by popular vote in history, but still not be elected. Why? NO delegates. So who are the delegates?

The delegates actual identities are a secret at this point, but I'm assured that they are at this very moment tied up in a trunk at an undisclosed location. Rest assured, they'll BE there when they're needed....

Happy April Fools everyone. I believed it for about a minute of it. Then it dawned on me...

good level.

Originally posted by LilDudeissocool
mmortalgemini527 has verified their real life existences so no sweat in that department.

But, who verified his actual existence?
It's a vicious circle.

Don't be fooled people!
HBGary-developed, RootKit.com-deployed automated persona's are running for President!

PS: Please also keep in mind, that none of this is "verified" by Tweet-storm yet. Without a series of virual tweets to refer to as authentic "sources", how can it be real?

Skeptic Overlord looks the part alright.

However in that suit Springer looks more suitable for security detail rather than VP. He looks like he would take a bullet for the Prez.

Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by Agarta
reply to post by nenothtu

 

I bought the lot next door. I'm putting in an "Authentic Taco Stand"

Venus? Or the vacant lot between Mars and Jupiter? I see the demolition crew has already gotten to that one...

There are some construction day-laborers standing in the parking lot across from my house, and they want to know when you're beginning construction. Please hurry - their eyes have vertical slit pupils, and it's sort of creeping me out. Even the guy in the black SUV parked over there are starting to look a little spooked about it.

I noticed all that when I slipped over there and surreptitiously slapped a "SkepticOverlord / Springer 2012" bumper sticker on the black SUV.

Not quite that far away. It will be a satellite moon orbiting the Grey-mart. Construction begins in the fall of 2014 we are typing the request letter, as we speak, for President SkepticOverlord to cut the ribbon.

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I would have called it Totally Independant Trusted Society.

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Then I have to wonder what's going in in the rubble strewn lot between Mars and Jupiter.

Mr President To Be (whichever of you that is - it's Friday here. Toss a coin) we're probably gonna need some new zoning laws right up front...

Shall we take it a step further and submit this breaking news to the major media agencies to spread throughout the world. LOL! It should give many of the corrupt power mongers,especially obamahama goosepimples.

Nice try
April fools but I guarantee some people here will expect you to find $50 million to run, maybe add more virus filled adverts to profit from or something

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please proove that you are natural born citizens

The most reliable April Fool thet I ever seen in years!

But yes, if it was real, and If I was american, My vote is for You!

Whashington D.C. seems a good dark place to transact our dark business...

Y'All joke, but.... Have ya considered the kind of people you'd have access to for a cabinet? I could believe in recovery, the world safe from pinko commies and everything! 2012, the election is not looking promising, but TEOTW, oh well not that either. Or day after tomorrow. Or a week from next Tuesday. Or...or...or.

Stranger things have happened. (REAL strange!)