Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

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No offence, But you should use your avatar pic, better looking
You got my vote. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Were all sure to go out laughing 12-21-2012

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord

Originally posted by Dendro
TEAT for 2012...

Um, excuse me, this is rather serious folks.

It looks as though people have taken to a potential mispronunciation of the acronym for our new political party.

T.E.A.T. stands for The End of All Things, and is intended to be pronounced "Tea-Tee," not the apparent vulgarity unbefitting our effort at truth, honesty, and doom.

Seriously folks.

So wait...this isnt an april fool's joke? Or is it? GAH I don't know what to believe anymore

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I thought May 21st, 2011 was the end of the world? You apocalyptics really need to get together on a date you know?

This was very funny! Thanks needed a laugh......

Originally posted by EnhancedInterrogator

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
You may see this on Fox News in the morning... and Good Morning America after that:

(click to open player in new window)

Embed broken? or censored by TPTB already?

I would pay to see that on CNN or Fox or ABC, NBC, If Only

Originally posted by MemoryShock
You know, there is a shred of truth to the slogan, "Change That Doesn't Matter" in a non apocalyptic environment when one considers the corporate influence upon our political system...just sayin...

Kudos to the effort involved in this campaign, Skeptic/Springer...

Depressinggggggggggggggggggg!
You can be the Director of the IRS.

If only it could be done


then we really could relax and enjoy the truth

how many votes are required?

Originally posted by CDNBilderberg
Damn Skeptic Overlord is gonna win, those are the eyes of a reptilian. We're doomed!!!

I think Boondock-Saint has been challenged...

Originally posted by LFReality
Umm, I dont know if anyone has told you guys yet, but uh, the world is NOT going to end in "2012"... Um yea, the Mayan calendar just starts over... Fear and and a WHOLE bunch of talk is all that is.Its called "Propaganda" I mean really, the world ending, where does it go? What happens to it? Is it like a movie? Do we all just freeze? The earths gonna be just fine, infact I like what George Carlin says the most, "The earth is gonna be just fine, it's the people that are fuct." Humanity itself is the destroyer of humanity, I knew from the time I was a kid, without anyone educating me, that something was just wrong, really wrong. It just gets worse and worse everyday, the earth however, will recover, always has, always will...

More Depressinggggggg, You can be the Director of the IRS' assistant.

Whoa! I just logged into my ATS account and my eyes beheld two potential candidates, real fool or not! I'm sure no one would mess around with strapping, yet scary-looking agents AND on either side of my screen to keep me company while, trolling, err, I meant participating in solutions! They would get my vote.

You can count on my vote............for the other party.

If you promise to invade Sweden and decapitate the leaders as well as the useful idiots of fabian socialist ideology persuasion I'll do my best to move to the U.S. so I can vote, once there I'll spend all my free time collecting votes.. sound good?

Impressive

Happy April Fool's Nomnomnom

- Phoenix

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST ad campaign EVER in the history of ad campaigns (second place goes to Brewsters Millions). If only you guys were serious about running. Too bad I will be forced to not register to vote (again) because I do not want to have another lawyer, hollywood actor, politician by birth or career military robot not represent the way that I would vote if I was allowed to have direct participation in our nations political decision making process.

You guys have what it takes to inspire millions of people to seek the hardest answers to the toughest questions against an endless onslaught of ridicule. If you can do all this with just an internet website, I can only imagine where your imagination would have taken us as our highest representatives.

Originally posted by NatalinaEx
Ok this is GREAT! May I please oh please have permission to repost this on my website, extraordinaryintelligence.com...? With a link back to the original thread of course. My readers would LOVE this!

Certainly.

We need more satellite offices of the T.E.A.T. party in other states. So the more you can spread the word, the better.

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www.therewillbeno2013.com...

No offense, Don, but those aren't planks to a political party platform. I've attended the Oregon Republican Party Convention 2008, so I know a little bit about the process and what a political party platform, or party constitution, looks like. So here is the score the way I see it now. You have announced a new political party. Which I think is COOL! The second step is to hold a convention after electing PCPs within a PCP meeting who then elect delegates to attend a convention as national delegates. If you only have a few party members to start, you can hold a single convention of all the attending members, yes online if you choose, and caucus to create planks to form a party platform. At the national convention the national delegates will then vote for nominees to be the party's presidential candidates. All I have mentioned due to the small starting size of the party can be accomplished, completing all the tasks, in a single online meeting using all the party members. Of course everyone participating has to be verified as a legal citizen of the U.S..

Sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, wish you both the best. I'm only suggesting that keeping it satirical, but making it real at the same time may garnish you guys more attention. Just saying.


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Here is how you make a satirical political party for real en.wikipedia.org...

SO...

Stepped away from the thread for a little bit and now that I'm back...

TEAT! TEAT! TEAT! Going to New Orleans to see some TEAT!

Sorry, I have raging immaturity right now. It should clear up in a day or two.

(But it is still as funny as when I first noticed it...)

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Thats the problem with this site... leadership with no ambition!

I read on a web site somewhere that a NWO was the next big thing. Why not have a punt at that job then we can all see how democracy works wherever we live on the planet.

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Unless The Right Honorable Congressman Ron Paul is one of your Major Stockholders , there is no way in Hades you would get my Vote . Nothing Personal Old Chap ............

Originally posted by Unity_99

A platform like that would probably make some little old ladies keel over dead.

And young girls swoon....