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Originally posted by felonius
Me as prez. hmmm. thats been a nasty dream of mine for a long while.
here we go.
1. Make McCarthy proud. Investigations into treasonous acts by officials and by the end of the day, they would be against the wall or exiled. Depends on my mood that day.
2. Fed is abolished and we are on a gold, silver, petrol or combination backed currency.
3. Borders will be militarised. If you cross illegally, you WILL be shot. period. If you were given amnesty after illegal entry in the last 25 years, you leave. Period.
4. Military would be pulled back to European countries and friendly Eastern Blok to consolidate. Missle defence will be initiated.
5. All business overseas will be taxed to death until all US manufacturing is done HERE!
6. IRS abolished. A 1% flat tax ACROSS THE BOARD. NO LOOPHOLES!
7. County and State Militias will be instituted. You will bring your weapon of choice and be trained accordingly. If you are from 12 to unable to move, you will take part. (religious exemptions will allow for support duty). One weekend a month and 6 weeks a year for training. Military, Police, Firefighters will recieve the pay due to them. Sports and Movie stars can recieve the pay from the Services for a while.
8. Islam will be prohibited from practice. You may leave and return to your chosen country of your faith. Mosques will be used as slaughter houses for pigs. (kidding). They will be leveled.
9. Communists and Socialists of any stripe will be exiled or given hard labor.
10. The US constitution will return to being the law of the land. It will be read literally. States will all be given sovereign status. Any articles or amendments after mid 1800's will be stricken. Womens rights and such will stand. Political correctness will be a capital crime punishable by 25 years in solitary confinement listening to Miley Cyrus albums, watching silver spoons reruns, and eating luke warm tofu.
11. We will not engage in any foreign wars that do not involve European allies or our concerns directly.
12. We will fund a new science system (without any trouble from oil companies) to find alt. energy sources. Zero Point or near will be given priority.
13. Parents (especially mothers) will stay home with their babies to age five. If possible, to age ten.
14. If N. Korea or anyone gives us the slightest threat they will glow. We will not be intimidated. No greater friend, no deadlier enemy!
Thats a good start. I aint finished yet. Need some more time.
ok. more.
15. No more corporate farms. Honor will be restored to family farms. Natural farming will be promoted. Subsides and abatements until things start to roll again.
16. Predatory capitalism will be abolished (do you hear me Walmart?). Big boxes will be eliminated in cities of less than 20k.
17. Abatements for all small businesses for the first 20 years of my reign (oops.) that is they will have 20 year abatements.
18. Alt. medicine will be encouraged.
19. True conservation of natural areas will be enacted. hunting will be allowed on national parks (during off season for safety unless a large area can be cordoned off).
20. GERMAN WILL BE THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE!!!! Seriously, 3-4 languages should be available in all middle and high schools.
It will be a glorious 4th Reich! America will be restored to her former glory. We will become a social, economic, artistic model for the world!
America Uber Alles!
[edit on 7-11-2009 by felonius]
Originally posted by JohnnyWarbucks
No I would not vote for you.
Aren't we at war with China?
www.abovetopsecret.com...edit on 26-3-2011 by JohnnyWarbucks because: (no reason given)
The Gulf Oil Spill?
Attack by Chinese sub and torpedo
The Chinese Oil spill that followed
was in retaliation by the US. US Sub
and torpedo
Originally posted by ELahrairah
reply to post by felonius
sniff sniff ..............
huh it smells like something.....
ah ha thats it, it smells like fascism
Originally posted by kroms33
Originally posted by JohnnyWarbucks
No I would not vote for you.
Aren't we at war with China?
www.abovetopsecret.com...edit on 26-3-2011 by JohnnyWarbucks because: (no reason given)
HOLY *&*(^ HAHAHA - wow... thought he was off his rocker... but wow... just a quote from that thread sums it all up.
The Gulf Oil Spill?
Attack by Chinese sub and torpedo
The Chinese Oil spill that followed
was in retaliation by the US. US Sub
and torpedo
And he wants to see if people will vote for him?!?!?
What's so nuts about that? I mean that Chinese sub surfaced in the bay in Cali, ummmm and was explained away.....like oops uh where did that pesky little sub come from uh uh ummm uh heh ehe uh
At approximately 9:45 p.m. CDT, on April 20, 2010, methane gas from the well, under high pressure, shot all the way up and out of the drill column, expanded onto the platform, and then ignited and exploded. Fire then engulfed the platform.
Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus
reply to post by DelMar
Hmmm, okay, but seems you were concerned about his educational status and seems that G Washington's surveying is on par with Boondocks IT Degree. Lawyers are notorious for their crooked ways, and Obama is as crooked and cronyist as the day is long. His law degree seems more like "how to destroy the Constitution".
Originally posted by DelMar
Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus
reply to post by DelMar
Hmmm, okay, but seems you were concerned about his educational status and seems that G Washington's surveying is on par with Boondocks IT Degree. Lawyers are notorious for their crooked ways, and Obama is as crooked and cronyist as the day is long. His law degree seems more like "how to destroy the Constitution".
I listed five items that I wanted to know about; you chose to focus upon education and for whatever reason decided to bring George Washington and Obama into the mix.
What does "...G Washington's surveying is on par with Boondocks IT Degree." supposed to mean?
I'm a bit confused with what you're trying to accomplish.
Originally posted by EddieBee
i'll vote for you if you make me in charge of the c.i.a. I cant stand them bastards. Let me have fun with them, i'll send em on dummy missions all day!
Originally posted by boondock-saint
>snip<
So please post your questions, thanks
Originally posted by SyphonX
Confirming that a lot of ATS posters are really just attention-seeking egomaniacs.
This coming from a society (including the oranized ATS avatar games) that worships Charlie Sheen, which makes it rather expected.
Boondock seeks only praise and admiration. He barks at people who are negative to him or thinks this thread is silly. A previous poster is right, that this reeks of narcissistic personality disorder, which boon probably doesn't have, but nevertheless it's kind of a blight on ATS to have this type of behavior floating about.
Originally posted by EddieBee
If somebody made an incision across my chest to either take out organs or whatnot, is it my fault or is it theirs?
Originally posted by MidnightTide
Can we have actual important threads on the main page?