Fortunately, It's A Game; Unfortunately, I Need Players

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Fortunately, Big Bird remembered it was time for the Xanax, took the prescribed amount and all those crazy thoughts slowly disappeared.

reply to post by Hadrian


Unfortunately for the rest who were tired out the xanax were cheap copies based on stimulants & after just a few hours of peace big bird was bouncing of the walls, full of go and couldnt stop the jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber-jabba-jibber- jabba.................................

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Fortunately the in-between dimension realm was that of the Dread Dormammu and he, taking umbrage to the cast from Sesame Street compromising the feeling of dread, was on this way to sort them all out.

With Dr Strange hard on his heels.

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately for Dread & dr strange the hollywood writer/animator strike last year caused a back log and they suddenly found themselves at the end of the page without a new storyline leaving them boxed in whilst the 3rd dimension seseame st cast made there escape

reply to post by cropmuncher


Fortunately, there was just enough room in the margin for Dr Strange to catch Big Bird and roast him over the flaming head of the Dread Dormammu

yum

unfortunately there was no salt

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Fortunately there was stuffing and sprouts

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately he had had a moment of memory drag due to the em fields of the 3rd density bunch they had just lost and forgot that vegetables from this realm become psychotic under circumstances of extreme stress as they started bouncing around ripping there leaves off in a frenzied self preping fury stuffing the stuffing into themselves in excstacy..

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Fortunately the Sprout Police were about and nabbed them all for indecent exposure

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately for the dr & co the sprout police here were no differerent than anywhere else and didnt think twice about confiscating the stuffing and leaving it of the rap sheet to share amongst themselves later, No wonder people hate sprouts
Anyways the dr was still peckish....

Originally posted by cropmuncher
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Anyways the dr was still peckish....

Fortunately Miss Piggy just happened to wander past on her way back from the market where she had purchased a handy loaf of bread

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Unfortunately on her way back she was spotted by a couple of would be rustlers who followed at a distance in there van. Little did she know that she was very likely to be the filling in the sandwhiches....... hmmm crackling

fortunately her and kermits extra curricular "activities" have left her with many unfortunate blemishes, therefor she was scratched off the list for dinner ideas

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Unfortunately Kermit the little green dynamo was completly unscathed & left the chef in no question what was on the menu - Frogs Legs

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Unfortunately Kermit the little green dynamo was completly unscathed & left the chef in no question what was on the menu - Frogs Legs

Fortunately, Kermit was able to replace his legs with a giant spring so he and Miss Piggy went to live with Zebedee near the Magic Roundabout.

They formed a close bond with Dylan the Rabbit who was a great help in getting Kermit over the loss of his little green legs.

unfortunately those replacement leg springs, unbeknownst to kermit, were bionicle. and the first time he tried to jump indoors he jumped completely through the roof and broke his neck on the fall

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Fortunately, breaking his neck was the only damage he incurred as he landed on something soft - Miss Piggy.

Things didn't look too good for her, especially since Kermit was tempted to use her spare ribs for a neck brace.

reply to post by berenike

Unfortunately, Miss Piggy's epilepsy picked a most inopportune time to act up and her subsequent seizure thrust Kermit into the coverless manhole adjacent to them; his neck was no longer the only damage wrought from this shocking series of events.

fortunately after landing in the sewers he stumbled across a rat in a gi. master splinter took him under his wing and taught him the ways of a ninja. gave him his on set of color bands and joined forces with the TMNT!!