Fortunately, It's A Game; Unfortunately, I Need Players

but her phone had died

reply to post by smokn442


Fortunately it resurrected as a brain eating zombie mobile phone.

Don't put that too close to your ear...

Unfortunately Steve Jobs slapped a patent on it and then called it the "I-Zomb"

reply to post by JustMike


Fortunately he had adapted it to only eat apples

Unfortunately, a new bug attacked all the apple trees on earth and they all died...

Fortunately the Borg landed and assimilated all the iZombs

unfortunately the borg himself was destroyed by the izombs

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Fortunately, the Izombs found out they had brain parasites, and would only live five and a half more weeks.

Unfortunately, zombies couldn't eat their parasitic brains because a bizarre, energized, enigmatic void swept through the entirety of all known and unknown universes in all possible times, spaces and dimensions and made it impossible for a zombie or the thought of a zombie to ever exist in any possible way.

reply to post by Hadrian


Fortunately, the zombie killing thing that made zombies impossible to exist was only a nightmare of a particular zombie named Jimmy Bob. These nightmares were caused by the fact that this zombie had a parasite in his brain that would allow him to live for only five and a half more weeks.

reply to post by Nosred


unforunately he was stuck in a never ending time loop that repeated at 5 weeks, 2 and a half days before he would die.

Fortunately all the iZombs and time loops were a hallucination of Leo's, brought on by being gassed by the
air-hostess on the desert island.

He discovered this after being giving oxygen by the rescue party.

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately, the people who rescued him also informed him that he had a brain parasite that would kill him in five and a half weeks.

fortunately these parasites only had a life span of 3 weeks so they didnt have to kill any of their hosts

Fortunately, the brain parasites all converted to Buddhism and became vegetarian before the five and a half weeks were up


Great minds

reply to post by berenike


unfortunately i come up with a response to that...

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Fortunately, I have a sense of humour and have one of these for good measure

reply to post by berenike


unfortunately i think we just killed this game

BUT fortuantely i heard a rescue team was sent to locate the downed craft and had gasX on board for the flatulent stewardess

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


I was afraid of that too

Unfortunately, the stewardess was having a particularly bad day and blew the rescue boat off course

reply to post by berenike


Fortunately, the stewardess was in the final stages of the brain parasite disease and was dying.