Fortunately, It's A Game; Unfortunately, I Need Players

reply to post by Nosred


Unfortunately, since her brain was located in her head the parasites had no effect where they were most needed - from the rescuers point of view

fortunately after she died she continued fart. so much in fact it blew her corps off and far away from the island so the rescue team had no problem getting to the rest of the survivors

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Unfortunately, her trajectory took her up into space where she collided with a huge comet.

The fall out headed straight for the island

reply to post by berenike


fortunately one of the izombs that was still intact and operable had an electromagnetic shield app. and with the push of a button the island was in cased by a super strong shield that protected them from the coming doom

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Unfortunately it was no protection against the earthquake that had just been caused by an evil genius at HAARP

reply to post by berenike


Fortunately, that evil genius had a brain parasite and couldn't go through with his evil plan.

reply to post by Nosred


unfortunately the parasites had IBS so the unfortunate genius not only had death coming his way...but it was to be a very messy death

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Fortunately the IBS was so bad it caused a tsunami which caught up with the earthquake which had just been triggered before the evil genius succumbed to the parasites.

The island, having been shaken loose by the earthquake, rose up on the tidal wave and found itself deposited at the top of the Himalayas.

reply to post by berenike

Unfortunately this made Mt Everest even higher, much to the annoyance of those who'd already climbed to "the top of the world" and would now have to do it again and leave more rubbish behind them...

reply to post by JustMike


fortunately they got a check point on the peak so they we're able to return by loading last check point

Unfortunately they all remembered the doctor telling them they had five weeks to live ... four weeks, six days, twenty-three hours and 59 seconds ago.

reply to post by Hadrian


Fortunately, the doctor in question was Dr Teeth from the Muppet Show so they had no need to worry about dropping down dead on the spot.

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately for them, dr teeths fabric friend "the count" from seseame street materialized from 'thin air' and immediatley started counting down the seconds, vart a lavaly spot for to count he cackled - van, tuuu, tree.....

reply to post by cropmuncher


Fortunately his foreign accent confused the time pixies and the castaways lived to tell the tale

reply to post by berenike


Unfortunately little did they know they were under the triple hypnotic spell of the counts vampiric seduction powers, the sound of his accent curling round the words and the trance state brought on by the repetative numbers chanted over & over........... they were screwed yet blissfully unaware.......

fortunately they found out this was a new reality series as the camera crew stepped out of the shadows, the show was deemed "sesame street: the lost episodes" rated M for mature audiences only

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


Unfortunately for the camera crew Big Bird had caught wind of the lost tapes and was extremely worried that footage of him partying with the insatiable miss piggy behind kermits back would leak out and with the last inter show feud spawning the breakaway rebel faction at fraggle rock big bird has carried out an injunction banning the footage ever being shown.

Tventy van.... he..he..he...tventy tuuw.......

reply to post by cropmuncher


Fortunately as they were still in the mountains it started to snow, sending the count into a frenzied counting spree at all the snow flakes & thus within a few minutes had fallen under his own hypnotic tones, falling fully under as chance would have it on the number 666 leaving him repeating it over and over in a dribbaly nodding loop - ah the irony... big bird, former seseame crew leader & petty criminal over shiny things wasted no time & had his wallet, watch, calculator - (i know bloody cheat) & cell phone away, within minutes they were back on terra firma, seems the count shouldnt have counted his chickens beforehand.

reply to post by cropmuncher


Unfortunately as Big Bird was acting like a cock,despite being born a giant half chicken / half bag of wool he failed to realise the cell phone was in fact the counts de-cloaking device and that they were not on terra firma but in terror further, an inbetween dimensions realm.....the outlook was grim but dry.

reply to post by JustMike


Unfortunately Sully was distracted by an Asian stewardess.