Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

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Hey...Hey...Hey! Enlightenup? Who the hell are talking to? Have you been holding out on us? Sheesh!

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Thanks lady.

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Sig, thanks so much for dropping by and sharing a sig with us! You have to come back when things a bit better organized. Ladies and gentleman, a big one handed round of applause for Signals!

On the topic of global warming ... allow me to offer some plagiarized thoughts ...

"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese."

also

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

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Well, we seem to be all out of the Grumpier Old Men Talk Show game boards, but we do have the game board based on the US political scene


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Look at that guy with the big American Idol Grin, familiar?

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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
On the topic of global warming ... allow me to offer some plagiarized thoughts ...

"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese."

also

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

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If it weren't for the fact that anthropogenic is a great word to use with rap lyrics, I would really hate that group. IPCC is a great rap word to...try it, you'll see...I-I-I-I-PCC!

Originally posted by endisnighe
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

Well, we seem to be all out of the Grumpier Old Men Talk Show game boards, but we do have the game board based on the US political scene


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Look at that guy with the big American Idol Grin, familiar?

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Now there's an Grumpy American Idol, if there ever was one!

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IPCC ... Wikileaks ... we're trending ...

MMGW is real of course ... denial isn't just a dry river bed in Egypt!

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux

 

IPCC ... Wikileaks ... we're trending ...

MMGW is real of course ... denial isn't just a dry river bed in Egypt!

IPCC, IPCC, IPCCU, anthropogenic its so photogenic, it ain't like we're primates, we're just changing climates! IPCC, IPCC, IPCCU!

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux

 

IPCC ... Wikileaks ... we're trending ...

MMGW is real of course ... denial isn't just a dry river bed in Egypt!

For some reason the riddle of what has a bank but no money, comes to mind with this comment.

And I am not talking about the federal reserve.

Originally posted by ladyinwaiting
LIW: Fine. I'm going back to the bar. Maybe Southern Guardian will let them interview him. By the way, if I can't find him, I'm going to tell them you are here, that you're sorry, and that you are ready to be interviewed.

*Ladyinwaiting leaves, headed to the bar.*

EU's grumpiness is increasing, seeing as the whole Wizard of Oz schtick seems to be backfiring. As usual he's broke, fixing to follow the lady to the watering hole to induce forgetfulness, but as usual green rules all.

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EU, since I am only recently learning the ways of the force, I would feel my endeavor to interview the enlightened one to fall short.

Hell only recently did I even see the Labels and the Box they put us in.

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The Federal Reserve, ain't some old perv, and the IPCC, IPCC, IPCCU, wants to just tax you, wants to relax you, like aunt thro pogenic, and uncle Jethro the cynic, IPCC, IPCC, IPCCU!

Hey End? What about John Titor for a guest? Just a thought.

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Ahh. Think I stayed too long at the bar. Never could drink much anyway, but I will take this last tasty gin and tonic back to my seat and enjoy the rest of the show.

You coming EU?

Just stopped by to say thanks for the invitation, JPZ!

I've been listening to the show on my portable transistor radio,
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because I couldn't get through the crowd out front of the studio. Did you see that bunch, with their pants hanging down, caps turned sideways, metal hanging off their faces, texting each other (when they are standing just two feet away). Don't look like any kind of apple I've ever seen. Looks like some kind of cheap, flimsy, plastic foreign made piece of junk to me.

Anyway, I looked over the shoulder of one and saw she was texting about waiting in line for the "Lady GaGa" concert. What the hell's a GaGa anyway? Another one was singing (using the term loosely) "Pu-pu-pu-poker face, pu-pu-poker face" Sounded like she was trying to start my John Deere.

Kids these days


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Well End, that was one hell of a show, you outdid yourself on this one, sir. Producer of the year. Just what do you intend to do, for tomorrow's show? Maybe the Lady has it right and we should do what we need to to get ol' S.G. to come by. What do you say? That and John Titor.

Originally posted by WTFover
What the hell's a GaGa anyway? Another one was singing (using the term loosely) "Pu-pu-pu-poker face, pu-pu-poker face" Sounded like she was trying to start my John Deere.

I'd like to thank our hosts for a wonderful show ... same time next week?

"Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."

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WTF?!? Over here ladies and gentlemen, WTFover is in da house!!!!

:u p:

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Then I must be the most advanced person in the human race. Because I am pretty dang grumpy.

Does this mean women are only advanced one week out of the month? So it kinda makes them advanced in dog years?

I'd agree. Grumpiness arises from the knowledge that things are messed up. Those who are not aware of that think all is well, so their natural inclination is to be jovial. All is not well.