Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

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End? Do you want to introduce our new guest? Menstrual woman scare me.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
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Well End, that was one hell of a show, you outdid yourself on this one, sir. Producer of the year. Just what do you intend to do, for tomorrow's show? Maybe the Lady has it right and we should do what we need to to get ol' S.G. to come by. What do you say? That and John Titor.

The idea of SG would be awesome, I think I saw some kinks in the Dem armor. I believe he is coming over to the DARK side of the force.

We would have to decide who would be his young padouan teacher though.

As for John Titor, he was slightly off on his predictions. Maybe the time dilation field I created when trying to explain to a Repub a few years back, caused a jump in the timeline. One may never know.

What was I saying, I swear I had this conversation already.

It is either deja vus (damn frenchy thingy again) or I have altered the timeline again.

I am leaning toward the rip in the space/time continuum myself for the theory.

Originally posted by endisnighe
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EU, since I am only recently learning the ways of the force, I would feel my endeavor to interview the enlightened one to fall short.

Hell only recently did I even see the Labels and the Box they put us in.

Kellogg's got the exclusive 10 year contract, promised sponsorship and now they hardly book us for anything. They just say that the production costs are prohibitive and the insurance companies are refusing to underwrite us. All they ever wanted to do was shut us down.

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Yeah? What is Deja vu again? Isn't that the feeling that you've experienced something before?

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Yeah? What's Dejavu again? Isn't that the feeling that you've experienced something be...fore?

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Yeah? What's Dejavu again? Isn't that the feeling that you've experienced someth...ing be...?

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I have that Deja Vu and Alzheimer's at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

We must do something about this immediately! Harrumph!

I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!

Originally posted by nixie_nox
reply to post by endisnighe

 

Then I must be the most advanced person in the human race. Because I am pretty dang grumpy.

Does this mean women are only advanced one week out of the month? So it kinda makes them advanced in dog years?

Welcome Nixie to the Grumpier Old Men Late Night Show, it is still night isn't it? I swear I am getting more evolved or more senile.

As for more advanced 1 week a year, I use to date a woman that had 9 sisters and they spent almost every day getting together. You have heard of the congruence of evolution of women when they spend too much time together?

Sometimes I swear I was at a Mensa gathering.

As for only one time a month, it seems when they are around me their advancement happens in millenium terms, not just centuries.

Originally posted by WTFover
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I have that Deja Vu and Alzheimer's at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

It's the long and very redundant goodbye!

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Isn't DejaVu that place near the Puente Hills Mall.............ohhhhhhh wait....nvm.....carry on

Originally posted by endisnighe

Originally posted by nixie_nox
reply to post by endisnighe

 

Then I must be the most advanced person in the human race. Because I am pretty dang grumpy.

Does this mean women are only advanced one week out of the month? So it kinda makes them advanced in dog years?

Welcome Nixie to the Grumpier Old Men Late Night Show, it is still night isn't it? I swear I am getting more evolved or more senile.

As for more advanced 1 week a year, I use to date a woman that had 9 sisters and they spent almost every day getting together. You have heard of the congruence of evolution of women when they spend too much time together?

Sometimes I swear I was at a Mensa gathering.

As for only one time a month, it seems when they are around me their advancement happens in millenium terms, not just centuries.

That's right my friend, you're a bloody genius!

Originally posted by ownbestenemy
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Isn't DejaVu that place near the Puente Hills Mall.............ohhhhhhh wait....nvm.....carry on

I love their food court! Those Sin-a-Buns are the Bomb!

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

That's right my friend, you're a bloody genius!

Just wondering back on the set to note that that comment deserves a metapplause.

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Is this where I sign up?
I will say, that most confuse my grumpiness with constipation....or maybe its my constipation that gives the impression of grumpiness......

Either way, I am how I appear and I appear how I am.

Originally posted by ladyinwaiting
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Ahh. Think I stayed too long at the bar. Never could drink much anyway, but I will take this last tasty gin and tonic back to my seat and enjoy the rest of the show.

You coming EU?

Before blending back into anonymity in the audience, EU notices the bartender has stepped out for a moment, grabs a 5th of Cuervo from the back shelf and skids over the bartop, hoping nobody notices and that somehow he was able to pull it off between secure cam frames.

EU finds his seat, ducks down, places the hat on his head and begins imbibing the stolen elixir, occasionally looking around to see if studio security is onto him.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

That's right my friend, you're a bloody genius!

Just wondering back on the set to note that that comment deserves a metapplause.

I can't believe the censors didn't catch that one, when the suits see this, I have no doubt I'm hysterectomy.

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Hey it could be worse...you could be disposable and flushed at the end of the day

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The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."

Agreed. I watched an episode of Caprica on SyFy, the other night (first and last). The word of the night was "frack". Every scene contained its usage, at least twice. It's got to be an attempt to continue the dumbing down of the people. That makes them easier to deceive, doesn't it?

Originally posted by ownbestenemy
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux

 

Is this where I sign up?
I will say, that most confuse my grumpiness with constipation....or maybe its my constipation that gives the impression of grumpiness......

Either way, I am how I appear and I appear how I am.

Ladies and gentleman, please give a big round of applause for yours and my ownbestenemy!: up:

And don't forget about that lovely Lady in Waiting!


And the metalic and mean cyborg of all things punny Nixie Nox!!