Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

Originally posted by endisnighe
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux

 

S Dog is slightly senile besides being a cantankerous old fool like me.

Hey, S Dog, you been taking your meds again? You know what happened the last time you mistook your Capatrex for your Metformin.

You couldn't pee standing for a week.

When did this show turn into a caca pee pee fest? Is this because Ex-Lax is our sponsor now? Is this product placement?

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by endisnighe

 

You know I sometimes think End wishes Ron Paul was trapped in Sarah Palin's body....

Hey, that is going to cause me all kind of problems now. Everytime I see Sarah I going to get pissed about the Fed and everytime I see Ron.............

Well you get the idea!

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

Well...it Depends...either way, its a sign you're highly evolved according this show



Will turn off that stupid laugh track? End can you do something about that?

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

How dare they accuse you of havin a dictionary! That's ludicrous! Why those pink-brained hippies...

Originally posted by endisnighe

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by endisnighe

 

You know I sometimes think End wishes Ron Paul was trapped in Sarah Palin's body....

Hey, that is going to cause me all kind of problems now. Everytime I see Sarah I going to get pissed about the Fed and everytime I see Ron.............

Well you get the idea!

Yeah, who would have ever thought you might think of Ron Paul as a hottie?

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

When did this show turn into a caca pee pee fest? Is this because Ex-Lax is our sponsor now? Is this product placement?

It all makes sense ... ein is shillin' for the laxative mega corps ... probablie pimpin' colon blow!!!

But I digest ...

Hey! Who am I talking to!

No one listens to me! I know it all!!

Got- dang it!

(takes off his shoe)

Get out of the front of the TV, dang kids! I can't see Vannah!

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

How dare they accuse you of havin a dictionary! That's ludicrous! Why those pink-brained hippies...

Yep. I don't think we allow dictionaries on this show. Is that right End? Should we throw the book at 'em?

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

How dare they accuse you of havin a dictionary! That's ludicrous! Why those pink-brained hippies...

Yep. I don't think we allow dictionaries on this show. Is that right End? Should we throw the book at 'em?

Don't hit me! I'm cripple!

Originally posted by TarzanBeta
Hey! Who am I talking to!

No one listens to me! I know it all!!

Got- dang it!

(takes off his shoe)

Get out of the front of the TV, dang kids! I can't see Vannah!

Uh-oh, Tarzan is going to pull a Jack Parr now...or a Conan O'brien...who is anyone of us talking to here? Is this an interview show, or a brouhaha? Seriously, this is conspiracy talk show, we should get down to the nitty gritty of conspiracies....like why our producers keep getting us caca pee pee advertisers.

reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux


That is my job, and now a word from our main sponsor Preparation H!

Ever get that burning itching feeling, yes, you know the one.

No S Dog, not the one cured by penicillin, the one that makes it seem like your best friend in the world is that uncomfortable lumpy chair.

Prep H, the one that soothes.

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

How dare they accuse you of havin a dictionary! That's ludicrous! Why those pink-brained hippies...

Yep. I don't think we allow dictionaries on this show. Is that right End? Should we throw the book at 'em?

Don't hit me! I'm cripple!

Oh for Christs sakes! End! We can't be throwing dictionaries at the cripples. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with me? Who brought up the dictionary? S-Dog!

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Originally posted by TarzanBeta
Hey! Who am I talking to!

No one listens to me! I know it all!!

Got- dang it!

(takes off his shoe)

Get out of the front of the TV, dang kids! I can't see Vannah!

Uh-oh, Tarzan is going to pull a Jack Parr now...or a Conan O'brien...who is anyone of us talking to here? Is this an interview show, or a brouhaha? Seriously, this is conspiracy talk show, we should get down to the nitty gritty of conspiracies....like why our producers keep getting us caca pee pee advertisers.

Cause SHTF! That's why for!

Everything's goin' hippie! And the irony of it is that there's more war! War... It's good on TV but it ain't doing no good out here in the open.

And only people who can count to a hundred usin the wrinkles on their face are watchin this right now. Hey! Ladies! I'm grajiated to depends!

No one understands me.
No one wants to.

It's all about "me, me, me" but when I talk about me, I'm the selfish jerk!

That's why I like my hound. He don't judge, he just lays there and waits for them hippies to walk by.

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*

How dare they accuse you of havin a dictionary! That's ludicrous! Why those pink-brained hippies...

Yep. I don't think we allow dictionaries on this show. Is that right End? Should we throw the book at 'em?

Don't hit me! I'm cripple!

Well, I will only throw the IRS tax code, it is only 5000 pages.

What's this about Grumpy Old Men? The alpha males of yester-year?

I don't think so punks. We're still here.

*Signals looks out his window..."You kids get the hell outta my yard! Cantcha see I'm getting ready for the superbowl game?? Whipper snappers."*

Now, ahem...where was I? Yes. Ross Perot, I want my vote back. Quitter.

You kids complain about vegetarian this fast food that...


When I was a kid we ATE DIRT AND WE LIKED IT. Cause that's all we had!

Originally posted by endisnighe


Well, I will only throw the IRS tax code, it is only 5000 pages.

Haha! hahah! I'm immune to that one, pappy!

Wait. Where's my social security?

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

When did this show turn into a caca pee pee fest? Is this because Ex-Lax is our sponsor now? Is this product placement?

It all makes sense ... ein is shillin' for the laxative mega corps ... probablie pimpin' colon blow!!!

But I digest ...

The one that coats, is the one that soothes.

At least I thought it was.

reply to post by Signals


My paw told me to do that.

Do you know how much it stinks? Sticks and leaves don't get it off fast enough. And we didn't leave near a crick.

Edit to say that we didn't crive near a lick either.

or a leak.

We DIDN'T LIVE NEAR A CREEK.



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[edit on 2/7/2010 by TarzanBeta]

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Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by endisnighe


Well, I will only throw the IRS tax code, it is only 5000 pages.

Haha! hahah! I'm immune to that one, pappy!

Wait. Where's my social security?

Well that is another story, since the Republican hero Reagan began the pillage, the SS is broke now.

So you are definitely going to have to work at the nearest hospital as one of those helpful but very slow greeters.

Just last week I was told to quit trying to pick up the ladies from the retirement wing.

They don't let us get away with anything down there.