Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

Okay S-Dog literally just did wake up. Tarzan Beta, how about you? You've been up for a while. Care to tell us what you've been up to?

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Peein' competition with mah hound!

Dang mutt's cheatin'.

See, that's what's wrong with society these days! Not enough hounds to sniff out those dang hippies!

Oh...

You mean we're on? Now? Wha...


You didn't tell..

What do ... I uh... uh...

I gotta take a leak. (I think I already did.)

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No problem, HEY STAGE HAND! Please get this guest a OOPs I crapped my Pants undergarment. [said in a whisper but forgetting to cover the mike]

Don't worry, happens all the time to us geriatric folk.

Now where the hell did I put my teeth.

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End! I thought you got the john fixed in the greenroom! Sheeesh! Sorry Tarzan...may I call you Tarzan. We've had some sponsors pull out on us, and I am not talking about the rhythm method....sheesh....anyway, we're a bit underbudget for the show. Please forgive us. This is why we only have a one handed clap track for the show.



Tarzan, tell us. How long have you been with the ATS Network?

(Jean Paul glares at endisnighe)

Okay buddy, are you going to change those pants?

[edit on 7-2-2010 by Jean Paul Zodeaux]

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

S-Dog, how the heck are you? Just wake up didja?

What ... who are you ...what the ...

Who are all these people?

Where's my money?

I love Ron Paul!!!!!

reply to post by endisnighe


Oh, thanks! I'll just put that on right in front of everybody so they can see my good lookin' behind!

Now that that's settled... I don't know where you put your teeth, but a strange monster that looks like a pair of dentures is trying to eat my lovehandles.

Oh my God those are your teeth.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

S-Dog, how the heck are you? Just wake up didja?

What ... who are you ...what the ...

Who are all these people?

Where's my money?

I love Ron Paul!!!!!

That danged Ron Paul old fart of a geezer is a ...a... a Gyna... he does a woman's job! You want that pervert running my country? HOUND!

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When I was young we didn't need the internets or feelings!!! One time during the great repression ...

Oh those were the days. Who'da thought 30 years ago we'd be here drinking Captain and Cokes talking about the good ol days.

Back in them days we were lucky to have enough for a cup of joe.



[edit on 2/7/2010 by endisnighe]

Okay, okay, okay...enough with the caca pee-pee jokes. (sigh) S-Dog, thanks for joining us. I was just asking Tarzan how long he's been with the ATS Network. Now both of you have been with the Conspiracy Chanel for quite sometime now, isn't that correct?

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You can call me whatever you want as long as it ain't "Pappy".

My name is Tarzan ya know. Oh.. those were the days...

I've been registered at the ATS network since June of 2006, but I been crawlin around these pages since they was poopin' their diapers and cryin' over bad jokes!

Dang kids still cry over bad jokes.. and play with their diapers.

Have you seen the size of diapers these days?! Size 7?! I don't get Add-ult undies. I just get me some Pampers size 7. You seen the kid on the box??? every time I see that danged box I nearly play with my Pampers!

(Boy, I really hope I don't play with my pampers later in life.)

Edit to change a certain something to "play with". My apologies.

[edit on 2/7/2010 by TarzanBeta]

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Now both of you have been with the Conspiracy Chanel for quite sometime now, isn't that correct?

Lurked for twenty or so years then decided to join when I was told by Alex Jones I could run my car on water ...

I was misinformed!

Tarzan I think as we age we graduate from Pampers to Depends, isn't that right endisnighe? S-Dog 20 years? Tarzan, this is really your name? How come End and I haven't met you until today? S-Dog do you know Tarzan?

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Now both of you have been with the Conspiracy Chanel for quite sometime now, isn't that correct?

Lurked for twenty or so years then decided to join when I was told by Alex Jones I could run my car on water ...

I was misinformed!

Yeah! Exactly!

And I was told that Kennedy was assassinated by the governments!

...

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

S-Dog, how the heck are you? Just wake up didja?

What ... who are you ...what the ...

Who are all these people?

Where's my money?

I love Ron Paul!!!!!

Oh do not worry about the audience they are just a bunch of vagabonds from the old country.

I think Ross Perot took your money, you know all his sneaky scams.

Ron Paul is okay, he just ain't very grumpy, hell, I poked him with a spoon once and he stated that it should be a silver spoon, a much more stable cutlery.

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You know I sometimes think End wishes Ron Paul was trapped in Sarah Palin's body....

reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux


When I say 'lurked' I meant in general not just on the ATS ...

And I know a Tarzan.

Incidentally, Ross Perot's 'stage' name is also Tarzan!

What are the odds?

reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux


S Dog is slightly senile besides being a cantankerous old fool like me.

Hey, S Dog, you been taking your meds again? You know what happened the last time you mistook your Capatrex for your Metformin.

You couldn't pee standing for a week.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux

 

When I say 'lurked' I meant in general not just on the ATS ...

And I know a Tarzan.

Incidentally, Ross Perot's 'stage' name is also Tarzan!

What are the odds?

That's our laugh track and one handed clap track...So, you've never met TarzanBeta either, because End and I are just now meeting him. Isn't that right End....I know, I know...it depends.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Tarzan I think as we age we graduate from Pampers to Depends, isn't that right endisnighe? S-Dog 20 years? Tarzan, this is really your name? How come End and I haven't met you until today? S-Dog do you know Tarzan?

You're probably always skippin my grumpy posts and chuckin yer shoes at the TV!

I been around and I seen ya and I seen them and I seen all of it. I seen it all I tell ya! I'd tell ya the story but I forget. So here's how it goes.

Once upon a time there was dinosaurs. And all of em got wiped out. Of course, danged "Scientists" claim it was a asteroid that did it. It's a conspiracy!

I tell you, I seen it for myself! They invented the time traveling machine and went back and unloaded the entire world's nuclear artillery off on 'em so that we wouldn't have to compete with em later on and because the whole world saw a nuke go off and was sorry. And so everyone handed em all to Obama and he said, "I am your messiah. I will save you. We will dismantle these weapons and destroy them."

But the reality is, if they hadn't killed off them dinos, we'd have protection against those danged bullies!

"We've come to take your house."

"Rex!!"

(BOOM!...rumble...rumble...BOOM!... rumble...)

"Nice house. Have a good day."

Btw ... I keep getting called an antagonistic arrogant idiot with a dictionary ...

... that's the same as grumpy right?

Right?

*sigh*