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Originally posted by ModernAcademia
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,
mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have
nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness
isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker,
wouldn't you?
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize
where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the
absence of it.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite
science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Originally posted by john124
reply to post by ModernAcademia
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
To be honest this is irrelevant because there is no proof of any god, and it doesn't matter if anyone pretends or fantasises what may exist on another level that we cannot observe because if you only have faith, then you could be wrong. After all, most christian beliefs have been proven wrong before.
[edit on 2-2-2010 by john124]
Originally posted by Mykahel
I am also curious which Christian beliefs have been proven wrong... ever.
[edit on 2-2-2010 by Mykahel]
Originally posted by Wertdagf
It sure would be nice for the magical fairy god of the christians to exist.
Isnt it funny how in the bible people are always talking to god and seeing miracles.... but none of that exists today...
o right, its satans fault..... sigh.
Originally posted by stoneysauce
reply to post by tallcool1
I think a majority of us don't want to just sit on the couch playing playstation or hang out in mommy and daddy's basement mocking beliefs we don't understand
Why not? playing playstation hanging out with mommy and daddy is just as valid as anything else you do in life. Even Solomon recognized this when he said in Ecclesiastes that all in life is vanity.
Ecc. 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
I’ve never seen a reaction that resulted in life!
I suggest that their exists irrefutable evidence of intelligent design.
This is the type of thing that professors lose their tenure over and not a bible lesson.
You have a greater chance to walk through 100 feet of concrete than you do to replicate the perfect confederation that was needed for us to exist.
This professor is just as closed minded as those he seeks to discredit.
Just because you know or think someone is wrong does not make you right. How would any man really know?
The absolute best all we can do is evaluate the evidence we find in the world around us and form our own opinions.
Don’t discount intelligent design any more than you would discount evolution.
GOD IS IN THE DESIGN!
Moreover, "fact" doesn't mean "absolute certainty"; there ain't no such animal in an exciting and complex world. The final proofs of logic and mathematics flow deductively from stated premises and achieve certainty only because they are not about the empirical world. Evolutionists make no claim for perpetual truth, though creationists often do (and then attack us falsely for a style of argument that they themselves favor). In science "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional consent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
Man has never been able to duplicate or replicate anything as amazing and complex as God's creation.
To believe that this is all here as an accident takes more faith than acknowledging an omnipotent God as Creator.
Sure beats believing that I'm just the result of some slime evolving into a monkey or fungus or whatever it is science has "proven" that we came from recently.
I am also curious which Christian beliefs have been proven wrong... ever.
Originally posted by VneZonyDostupa
If you need to twist and pervert the very BASIC tenets of science in order to make it seem like your stance is just as plausible, you've already lost.
Originally posted by Donkey_Dean
I’ve never seen a reaction that resulted in life!
Originally posted by Donkey_Dean
GOD IS IN THE DESIGN!!!!