CAPTION CONTEST #2 – Tony Blair & Cardinal Egan - RESULTS NOW POSTED!

EGAN: Well Mr. Blair, you may not be a little boy...but you do know what us Catholics are famous for right?
BLAIR: Let's pretend I'm 12
EGAN: Alright...but let's keep it Top Secret

blair: So I looked Old Georgie right in the eye and said"Let's do it old boy, let's go into Iraq"

egan: Jolly good Tony, thats showing them colonists who's boss.

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'he had asked if me I was ever going to step down. "Gordon!", I replied, "does the pope # in the woods!?"'

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Double post, so another entry:


"Go on, pull my finger!!!!!!!!!" *nerdy nasal cackle*

[edit on 9-11-2007 by adjay]

"is this bishop guy taking the mickey? cos if he is, he's missing a horn!!"

Blair says " And, and, then there was that one time when Bush said, excuse me for repeating this Cardinal Egan. But he leaned into me to talk shop not knowing my mic was on and says s**t right in this ear."

Egan laughing says "ya, I caught that on CNN"

BLAIR "You ain't joking about the potency of that Vatican wine"

EGAN:"I told you it was the BOMB"








[edit on 11/9/2007 by JacKatMtn]

Tony: You know I was trained by Sean Connery and I could kill you with this finger.

Egan: So could any proctologist.

Blair: Can I call you Ed?
Egan: Sorry. No wafers for you, war criminal.
Blair: Bet He's got my back!
Egan: Gambling is a sin you know?

Tony- Why are you laughing?

You promised me I'd go UP when time comes RIGHT?

Tony:Now I just need one more glass of water so we can leave and use it as an excuse to go see some of those secret documents you've talked about in the Vatican's archive.

Egan:Yes those documents are quite risky for us if the public ever knows about it.

Tony:Yes IF!(Both laughs)
Maybe we can urinate on it so no one has to know so we can maintain our control on the "spiritual" and "political" mindset of the people.

Egan:I'm way ahead of you.I've already got a minute head start.As you can see in front of me I'm about to finish 4 glasses of water.



[edit on 10-11-2007 by tormentor]

Father i will give you $1 dollar for that necklace

Blair: I'm telling you! God is watching me.

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Haha, i like it!

*one line post rule covered*

Blair: With this finger, I shall solve the Middle East crisis, Aids, world hunger, and Iran.

Second caption entry.



Tony:Soon I'm going to drink one more glass of water mixed with some lizard's blood.

Egan:Wait a minute! Are you going to try to urinate some liquids that you would give to someone anonymously who is going to show it on the World Wide Web to "prove" that you might be a reptilian?

Tony:Yes that would really put more spam on top of the reptilian spam.

[EDIT to change:internet to World Wide Web]

[edit on 10-11-2007 by tormentor]

Tony: "...and that's how we'll get GW to bomb the cities we found on Mars!"

Ed: "Yeah, he's a good puppet... Do you think martian boys would like Jesus juice too."

Tony: "By golly, I'm going to keel over."

Ed: "Hurry up. When you do I'm going to sit on your face."


[edit on 10-11-2007 by ipsedixit]

..Tony, after all these years you should know better..the horns .., its THREE fingers...

Tony:"..you wont guess what I´m wearing underneath THIS TIME, guys.."

Egan:" we will see that later anyway.."

[edit on 10-11-2007 by anti72]