CAPTION CONTEST #2 – Tony Blair & Cardinal Egan - RESULTS NOW POSTED!

Tony: Forgive me, Cardinal Bishop, for I have sinned – but it was only once and a long, long time ago!

Egan: How’d you like to go for a quick spin in the Popemobile?


[edit on 11/13/2007 by Outrageo]

Egan: We must insist, Mr. Blair: No gays, no abortions, no pro-choice candidates, no sex out-of-marriage, life-long submission, and only one God – ours, forever.

Blair: And only one pedophile pervert priest per parish, eh Bish?

Tony Boy:

"Strike me down Egan,and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Blair: "Now tell me that's not the biggest booger you've ever seen!"

Blair: (singing)" I gotta know right now, do you love? Will you love me forever, do you need me? Will you never leave me, will you make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will you make me your wife?"...

Egan: (also singing) "Let me sleep on it baby, baby, let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it and I'll give you my answer in the moooorning."

Tony Blair "Look at that UFO in the sky Ed"
Ed Egan " ahahah am not falling for that one again"

By God Tony, that was a foul one! What did you have for breakfast ?
Ha! That was nothing Ed ! Wait! here's another....

Tony: "How about a little Light Saber duel using just our fingers? You can be Darth Vader..."
Egan: "And with ears like yours, you can be Yoda! en Guard!!"



[edit on 11/14/2007 by Outrageo]

Try to keep it at least "PG", folks.

Tony " Im serious pull my finger"

Tony: One of these days, Egan. Wam! Bam! Straight to the moon!

[edit on 14-11-2007 by DJMessiah]

...and I thought the Cardinal meant "Pro-State"
:shk:

"Now now now Cardinal, stop rubbing my leg........I'm a little too old to molest."


After 133 replies someone surely went the molestation route before me.

Peace

[edit on 14-11-2007 by Dr Love]

#1
Egan: "...his backside! *chuckle* You know what I mean? *nudge*"

Blair: "Quite the contrary, but there was this one gentleman from the Mossad...."

#2
Egan: "...little bugger had the fire of a thousand devils!"
Blair: "Of all the naughty little ones - certainly, you must introduce me to at least one of them!" *chuckles*




(edited for grammar)

[edit on 11/14/2007 by 12SeVeN34]

Ed Egan " Its your turn to pay Tony"
Tony Blair "Check please waiter"


[edit on 08/10/2007 by SE7EN]

OK Ed, but this my LAST 'Happy Bush' impression!

I hope the judging is not only from stars (as I have 0, because activity on this thread died a bit) but from staff.

Whatever it may be, I hope that my entries are not overlooked due to my lack of stars on the thread, but graded appropriately on the scale below:

1. Comedic Charm
2. Originality
3. Use of Religious and/or Political Slander
4. Sexual and/or Flatulent Innuendo

GG


(edit typo)

[edit on 11/16/2007 by 12SeVeN34]