CAPTION CONTEST #2 – Tony Blair & Cardinal Egan - RESULTS NOW POSTED!

Tony:
"i have just broken wind"

Egan:
"Don't worry Tone,It'll take 45 minutes to get to my nostrils,hehe"

Blair: ..."Then Jack Nickelson sticks his face in the hole and says 'Here's Johnny!'......

Egan:...."God I love that part, I think I pee'd a little the first time I saw it!"

Blair: ...so george tells me " no blair, i only misjumbled words once in a public speaches."

Egan: what a dork that guy.


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Tony: Now don't go there Ed. You know what happened last time you went commando under that skirt.

Ed: But Tony, I feel so free!!!!

Tony:

"No,no,but seriously Egan,You know I will be a saint one day."

Egan:

"Hell Yeah,Tony GO GO GO!!"

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"... and then I told Gordon to swivel on this"

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"...and you thought I was drinking water... Check out my right eye"

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Tony:

"Good God Egan,when you said have some of this clear liquid I assumed it was water."

Egan:

"Mwhahahha"

And that's when Curly told me about the one thing.....

TONY BLAIR PERFORMS STUPID BAR TRICKS AT GALA


(the dinner guests finish with their applause)

Blair:"For my next trick, watch now as I touch this magic pin, the same flowers will begin to appear right out from Cardinal Egan's undercarriage!" (The dinner guests gasp)

Egan: "hehe, that tickles."



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Blair: So then the doctor used this finger to give me a colon exam.

Egan: Can I get his number?

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Tony - "This is the Pixie I listen to the most, he's the cleverest - and that is the Gnome that is always criticizing me, oh why won't the Gnome leave me alone?"

Egan - "Just ignore him - he'll get board and leave you alone"

Egan:

"So Tony,honestly-What do you think of Gordon Brown?"

Tony(puts on best Monty Python voice):

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

Egan: ...28..29…30! Ok..ok…Keep looking at your finger, out of the corner of your eye who do I look like? Can you see it?..??? Vigo...VIGO!…The Scourge of Carpathia!

Blair:…. Sorry, I just don’t see it?

Egan: Oh you’re doing it wrong.

Tony Blair "and this little piggy went to war with Iraq"

Ed Egan "so I take the next piggy is Iran then Eh Tony"

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Blair:
...and then George says, "Tony, you're either with us or against us."

Egan:
"So what'd you tell him?"

Blair:
I said, "Mr. President, we've been with you Americans ever since YOU've been against US. Think about it... back in the day."

Egan:
"What'd he say?"

Blair
"I don't know. He started rambling on about an old Texas saying or something. :shk: Fool me once? Fool me twice? A Fool's fool? I don't think he ever did get it right, though.

... by the way, what'ya think about all his talking to God bullocks?"

Egan:
"Eh?... turns out it was just Cheney whispering in his ear."

Blair/Egan:
Hahahahahahaha

 

Tony: "Ahhh thank heaven for little Girls..."

Egan: "No no no - thank heaven for little boys!."

Both: "HA HA HA HA HA"

Tony:

"No really Egan,Thats enough Vodka for me,I don't want to end up blowing chunks again."

Egan:

"How did you know my dog is called "Chunks?"
heheheh"

Tony: With just this finger, I could end our troubles with that Iranian idiot and his nukes!

Egan: Are you sure you’re holding up the right finger?