CAPTION CONTEST #2 – Tony Blair & Cardinal Egan - RESULTS NOW POSTED!

"We were drunk, and it was Halloween, so I borrowed Egan's outfit for my 'handsome satan' costume. I realized I didn't have a tail so he just grabbed a red extension cord and..."

Tony Blair: Now Daniel Radcliffe is one good looking boy!

Cardinal Egan: Yeeaah, he's hot.





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Blair: By adding a 5th glass I can play "Hail to the Chief" AND "London Bridge is Falling Down" - AT THE SAME TIME.

Egan: Brilliant!


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Egan:

I'm the one dressed in red, and yet you're the one looking devilish. hahaha

No, I won't pull your finger. Remember what happened the last time?

 

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Blaire: " Or YOU could wear the dress and I could be the sea captian!

Egan: Yes. I quite like that idea.

Egan: Your cute...
Blair: Check please!

Tony Blair: I swear, George Bush was hitting on me!

Cardinal Egan: No kidding? He was hitting on me too!

Blair: Guess Where ive had this finger....

Egan: I must say I have noted your efforts as the new Middle East Peace Envoy for the U.N. with the Papacy. His Royal Highness Benedict XVI is most pleased with your progress. You truly are a man of peace! You simply won't allow yourself to throw in the towel. No.. not the former Prime Minister of the Crown of England! *laughs* By the way, might you be visiting the Gaza Strip in your peace travels?

Blair: *raises finger in objection and smiles* Don't get too ahead of yourself there Teddy, my old friend.. although, Alan Johnston of BBC News visited in my stead and has told me that the place is actually quite hospitable, quite hospitable indeed!

Egan: *busts out laughing*

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Blair: HEY! Quick pull my finger...

Semper

Blair: Hey Egan, get your hand off my thigh buddy! We're not that close!

Blair: I believe I just sharted myself, could you please pass a napkin?

Yes I see the 1 horn growing out of your head, but I have 2 horns...
And you know what they say, 2 horns are better than 1.

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Tony: ...but wait, the real corker is when we tell the masses they've been worshiping false gods all this time and all their church collection money has paid for our reptilian queens botox sessions haaahahhaaahhaaaaa
Egan: haahahahaahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaa

Egan: So would you like to be an alterboy?

Blair: Not a chance buddy!

Blair - "seriously I thought he was a Benny Hill look-a-likey when I first sat down...but don't tell him... WHAT?.... He speaks English?...Ahem! ....Is he looking at me? ... He is isn't he?...he's looking right at me!... Pretend we're just having a laugh...hahahahaha"



[edit on 9-11-2007 by wigit]

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


Cardinal Edward: "Come on... turn into a Reptillian"

egan: so tell me tony, when was your last confession? there's a cheeky little bottle of alterwine in the rectory with your name on it!!!

blair: i, eh, err eh,, that would, um eh........tee hee hee

Tony:
"I tell you man, I had this big red button - if I pressed it with this finger.. Well KABLAMMO ha ha HAHAHAHA - we was gonna show them all.... George promised"

*glum*
"Men are all GITS!"

*sobbing*
"HE SAID HE LOVED ME"