When I'll be President

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix

Originally posted by Quicksilver
URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.

FIRE !!! FIRE!!! FIRE !!! Show no mercy !!!

Damm another clone, I will track you down $tranger

lol, UP has a different avatar everytime i come on here!

Originally posted by kim
lol, UP has a different avatar everytime i come on here!

I'll try to keep this one for minimum one month.
That's a Presidential Promise.

Originally posted by QuickSilver

I just noticed this is like the most repied to thread on the board.

Peoples just want to have fun.

I would be your papperazzi telling the world about all the gorry and greasy stuff you do when they are not watching.. ill get you on tape and send it to the funniest homepics ...

Justice will be done. i will show everybody your true nature..

Look out those pics that u send end might have soem ccreative editing that shows you doin it hahaha watch ur back.

Originally posted by Spot
I would be your papperazzi

Yes,sure, everybody need a paparazzi.
Take your pics, and show them to our Homeland Security Minister. You have to be in the line of our democratic party.

Mr. President, since aliens are veeeery foriegn, what do you think about grey rights? Should they be allowed to adopt abductees once they get here? If america lets them, may make them more freindly to us than the other countries. Also, what if they gay?? Do the advanced nations of greys think biggotry is good or bad. Of course, do they have sex? It pretty hard to make confrences with them to discuss such things.

But still Mr. President, should we allow greys to adopt gay abductess? Or is it gay greys to adopt abductees? Or is it gays allowed to abuct adopted greys?

Is there a name for Gay Greys like homoextrael???

James & QS, you are giving me a terrible headache with all your gays who are not greys and your greys who are gays and want to adopt abductees gays who like gays greys who want to adopt gays greys kids who aren't abucted by gays......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........MY HEAD................................
WHERE ARE THE LAUCHING CODES FOR OUR ICBM's ????

THE PAIN...THE PAIN....LAUNCH THE MISSILES, DROPS THE BOMBS !!! NUKE SADDAM, THE CHICOMS & THE NORTH-KOREANS

MidnghtMutilator, I feel that a purge is comming. Can I count on you ?

I am sorry my beloved leader please forgive me

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix

MidnghtMutilator, I feel that a purge is comming. Can I count on you ?

You can count on me as well mr president. who do we strike first?

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!! Hold on, we ain't fighting no one, except maybe Iraq. Little buggers won't take any calls. I talked to the greys, they want grey gays to be allowed to adopt abductees, that's all. Sorry for any confusion. I wasn't going to talk to them for they said in return I had to let them probe me, but I sacrificed myself to make sure no one blows any of them out of the sky.

They have "lasers" that are the hugest(right bob) around. Don't mess with them.

Right now I think we should deal with Mexico first. Right now a militia in Arizona is protecting Arizona, but the rest is undefended. I have gotten secret information from a "deepthroat" that shows the mexican government is planning on taking the lands lost from the mexican-american war. By sending in millions of civillians, which this government would never order troops to shoot, over the border and take the lands. Mr. President, what can we do? We can't shoot civillians, even if they invading. Our image would be that of butchers. Anyone have solutions? Also in said papers there were pictures, Mr. President, what were you and your intern doing for three seconds? I mean, that was a little long for your bed stamina, but still, have to keep up a good image. Don't pull a clinton! It made our country look foolish, and I don't want to be talking to someone from France and have them be difficult because of something you and your secretary did. My god, french people making fun of americans! That will be a sad day indeed.

Originally posted by James the Lesser

1) Hold on, we ain't fighting no one, except may be Iraq.

2) I talked to the greys, they want grey gays to be allowed to adopt abductees, that's all.

3) I wasn't going to talk to them for they said in return I had to let them probe me, but I sacrificed myself to make sure no one blows any of them out of the sky.

4) They have "lasers" that are the hugest(right bob) around. Don't mess with them.

5) Mr. President, what can we do?

6) Also in said papers there were pictures, Mr. President, what were you and your intern doing for three seconds?

7) I don't want to be talking to someone from France and have them be difficult because of something you and your secretary did. My god, french people making fun of americans! That will be a sad day indeed.

1) We are fighting those who are against us !

2) The greys, gay or not, are alllowed to adopt who they want, until it's not a human ( specialy a proud citizen of our great nation ( God Bless us ) ). If they try to abduct and or adopt a human ( specialy a proud citizen of our great nation ( God Bless us ) ), I'll probe them all ( the greys ) with a 1 gigatons thermo-nuclear " probe ".

3) Does it hurt ? Your sacrifice will be awarded. You are now entitled for the Purple Heart. Congratulations !

4) Bha...I spoke with Necro99, and we don't have to be worry anymore. We can " speak " to them when we want...Do you see what I mean ?

5) We can set up an anti-personnal landmines. This landmines will be set up inside our border, like this,nobody will be able to shout on us. Of course, we have to build a fence BEHIND this landmines. I don't want to see one of our proud citizen of our great nation ( God Bless us ), killed or even wounded with our own mines.

6) I'll have only 2 words. FAKES PICS !
It's an hoax, don't believe them !

7) The Frenchies are nothing.If their President would not have been re-elected, he had to go in jail for minimum 40 years ( I'm not kidding, I'm deadly serious ). The french gov is just an official maffia, nothing more. And we don't have to be affraid with maffiosi !

Your beloved President.

Originally posted by Quicksilver
I am sorry my beloved leader please forgive me

grrmmbbl..huum..grrmmbll...that's ok for this time.

Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
You can count on me as well mr president. who do we strike first?

Aaaaaahhhh, my beloved Ninja. What would I do without you ? Do not change. You are officaly allowed to come with MM, QS an myself to our fishing-hunting Christmas trip.

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix

Originally posted by Quicksilver
I am sorry my beloved leader please forgive me

grrmmbbl..huum..grrmmbll...that's ok for this time.

Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
You can count on me as well mr president. who do we strike first?

Aaaaaahhhh, my beloved Ninja. What would I do without you ? Do not change. You are officaly allowed to come with MM, QS an myself to our fishing-hunting Christmas trip.

Excellent i shall bring the m60 since i suppose we are hunting something bigger than deer. I have drawn up plans that i would like to show mm about our defense against those damn mexicans.

Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight

1� Excellent i shall bring the m60 since i suppose we are hunting something bigger than deer

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2� I have drawn up plans that i would like to show mm about our defense against those damn mexicans.

1� he he he.... and don't forget your night-vision system.

2� When working ryhm with pleasure....

Thank you my benevolent ruler. For the mexican issue i say we hire a couple ppl like that one guy who drives around at nigh in his hummer killin mexicans running accros the boarder. FIne american he is. About this fishing trip. I say we go to lock ness and go big game fishing. Borrow one of the canadian navy boats did i say boats i ment the one canadian navy boat.

Mr. President The war plan is set. We will nuke Saddam and Bomb the hell out of N. Korea. We will specifically be dropping BLU-118's and 2,000 lb Laser guided bombs on N. Korea. Then once N. Korea surrenders or after we invade/ take over the country we could maybe go out to dinner and discuss our defense system. I (Homeland Security) have/has a feeling this HAARP thing might work.

I disagree invading NK before we have that ABM system set up. Who knows if these Taepo-Dong's are operationnal! I am presently setting up a SCALAR weapons program too.

And dont worry about the greys, i bought a Su-47 prototype from the russians and fitted it with Thermonuclear turbines, a Neutral Particle Beam and a Tesla Shield.

Also we drawn plans for a veritech harrier.

We are waiting for your permission to begin construction of a prototype.

And to end this we have the plans for a Space Battlecruiser that could begin production in 19 months.
Artist's Conception

Originally posted by Quicksilver

I say we go to lock ness and go big game fishing. Borrow one of the canadian navy boats did i say boats i ment the one canadian navy boat.

Becarefull ! I have read somewhere on ATS that it wasn't a dynosaur, but another kind of monster.An old nazi submarine !

May be we can nuke the lake, just to be sure....?

Originally posted by Midnight Mutilator

1) Mr. President The war plan is set. We will nuke Saddam

2) and Bomb the hell out of N. Korea. We will specifically be dropping BLU-118's and 2,000 lb Laser guided bombs on N. Korea. Then once N. Korea surrenders or after we invade/ take over the country

3) we could maybe go out to dinner and discuss our defense system. I (Homeland Security) have/has a feeling this HAARP thing might work.

1) Already ? Could we wait 2003 ? January or February....?

2) I agree with Necro99. We have to wait for an operational ABM shield. With those damns N-Koreans, nobody knows. I don't want to see a Tae-Po-Dong flying over our heads.

3) Ok.And will test the HAARP with France and Germany.

Originally posted by necro99

1) I disagree invading NK before we have that ABM system set up. Who knows if these Taepo-Dong's are operationnal! I am presently setting up a SCALAR weapons program too.

2) And dont worry about the greys, i bought a Su-47 prototype from the russians and fitted it with Thermonuclear turbines, a Neutral Particle Beam and a Tesla Shield.

1) I agree with you. And go forward with your Scalar Shield. Let me know when a prototype is ready.

2) tsss...tssss...Necro99, allways with your Russians or Nazis stuffs. Bha, after all, if it's working, why not ?

3) The veritech harrier, I would like to have one for Christmas. If you like your beloved President, you know what you have to do....

4) What's the cost for 1 Space BattleCruiser ?