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Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
Originally posted by Quicksilver
URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!
TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.
FIRE !!! FIRE!!! FIRE !!! Show no mercy !!!
Originally posted by kim
lol, UP has a different avatar everytime i come on here!
Originally posted by QuickSilver
I just noticed this is like the most repied to thread on the board.
Originally posted by Spot
I would be your papperazzi
Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
MidnghtMutilator, I feel that a purge is comming. Can I count on you ?
Originally posted by James the Lesser
1) Hold on, we ain't fighting no one, except may be Iraq.
2) I talked to the greys, they want grey gays to be allowed to adopt abductees, that's all.
3) I wasn't going to talk to them for they said in return I had to let them probe me, but I sacrificed myself to make sure no one blows any of them out of the sky.
4) They have "lasers" that are the hugest(right bob) around. Don't mess with them.
5) Mr. President, what can we do?
6) Also in said papers there were pictures, Mr. President, what were you and your intern doing for three seconds?
7) I don't want to be talking to someone from France and have them be difficult because of something you and your secretary did. My god, french people making fun of americans! That will be a sad day indeed.
Originally posted by Quicksilver
I am sorry my beloved leader please forgive me
Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
You can count on me as well mr president. who do we strike first?
Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
Originally posted by Quicksilver
I am sorry my beloved leader please forgive me
grrmmbbl..huum..grrmmbll...that's ok for this time.
Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
You can count on me as well mr president. who do we strike first?
Aaaaaahhhh, my beloved Ninja. What would I do without you ? Do not change. You are officaly allowed to come with MM, QS an myself to our fishing-hunting Christmas trip.
Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
1� Excellent i shall bring the m60 since i suppose we are hunting something bigger than deer.
2� I have drawn up plans that i would like to show mm about our defense against those damn mexicans.
Originally posted by Quicksilver
I say we go to lock ness and go big game fishing. Borrow one of the canadian navy boats did i say boats i ment the one canadian navy boat.
Originally posted by Midnight Mutilator
1) Mr. President The war plan is set. We will nuke Saddam
2) and Bomb the hell out of N. Korea. We will specifically be dropping BLU-118's and 2,000 lb Laser guided bombs on N. Korea. Then once N. Korea surrenders or after we invade/ take over the country
3) we could maybe go out to dinner and discuss our defense system. I (Homeland Security) have/has a feeling this HAARP thing might work.
Originally posted by necro99
1) I disagree invading NK before we have that ABM system set up. Who knows if these Taepo-Dong's are operationnal! I am presently setting up a SCALAR weapons program too.
2) And dont worry about the greys, i bought a Su-47 prototype from the russians and fitted it with Thermonuclear turbines, a Neutral Particle Beam and a Tesla Shield.