When I'll be President

Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
From : Your President.

To : Ninjaofthenight

Message :

Could you deal with our " friend ", $tranger.

Thanks.

Ill be glad to ensure that he has a fatal car wreck.

I said i wanted the nobel peace prize but noone sent it to me so i thought it Jimmy might like to give me his till mine came in the mail but he jsut wouldnt let go. Im sorry btw he sure isnt peiceful he went kickin and screamin when I put him in the trunk. ALso the idea of body guards i dont need one but i will take some hot interns insteed. thank you very much long live UP.

PS
were yall keeping this "fishing trip" from me i got no memo.

k Necro99. You are the Science & Tech Minister. But I don't want to see our AifForcemen flying with looking Nazi aircrafts, airwings or flying saucers !

AND NO WE DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE OUR MX & MINUTEMAN WITH A NEW SUPER-V2 !

WHAT! I will make airwings and flying saucers and nazi-looking aircrafts as i please! We must be close to our friends, and even more to our enemies.

Examples of technology...
Hydrogen Engines, Nuclear drives, Ion Trusters, power armors, BOLO's, Nano-computers, reusable space shuttles cheaper than an F-15, Moon and Mars colonies, Cold Fusion, Plasma Weapontry, Neutral Particle Beams, Space Warfare Fleet, Mobile Nuclear missile launchers the size of a minivan, interstellar probes, manned interstellar exploration vessels...

noo! you killed my two clones!! ill be back!! el presidente!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAH MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Yes Mr.President, here is a question. Where did all those cigars go? We had over 100000 cigars, and all disappeared. I noticed a certain someone seems to have a wad of cash that wasn't there before, but if we don't find the cigars we could get in trouble. I was planning of using them to auction off and make money for our government, but seems someone has taken them!

Will the person(Begins with W, ends with K, I know it was you, have a video and fingerprints and three crabs who saw you get in the boat and take the cigars before they could be unloaded)please return them and no punishment will fall on you. Also, talking to Isreal, if we were to give them ten days of free will, in other words ten days to da what they want, in return they will give us 500,000 gallons of free oil to the Sun oil company. If anyone here has input on this deal with Isreal, please post here. If nothing else, return those cigars!!!!

I say we carpet bomb isreal back to the stone age.

I recomend that we at least carpet bomb stranger to the stone age......

Why should we bomb Isreal? They have never attacked us, they don't have a race of people wanting to kill us. The Isreal nation is an ally. Talking to them, they only want the fighting to stop. Best way? To get rid of the enemy. Only way to do that, is us stop interfering with them. Let them kick butt and become better allies. Say free oil, or really cheap oil.

URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.

Originally posted by Quicksilver
URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.

youll never get me!! i left 256.000 clones here on earth !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is only a matter of time.

Originally posted by $tranger

Originally posted by Quicksilver
URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.

youll never get me!! i left 256.000 clones here on earth !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is not enough you need at least three million to escape me.

Ok that's it, I think Homeland Security needs to step in and "silence" $tranger and Ninja.

Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
I recomend that we at least carpet bomb stranger to the stone age......

Yeah, but do me a favor please. Use an H-bomb. AND A BIG ONE !!!! And this is NOT a recomendation ! It's a Direct Presidential Order !!!

Originally posted by Quicksilver

were yall keeping this "fishing trip" from me i got no memo.

Come with us, you are wellcome. We'll speak about your future Nobel Prize.

Originally posted by necro99

1) WHAT! I will make airwings and flying saucers and nazi-looking aircrafts as i please! We must be close to our friends, and even more to our enemies.

2) Examples of technology...
Hydrogen Engines, Nuclear drives, Ion Trusters, power armors, BOLO's, Nano-computers, reusable space shuttles cheaper than an F-15, Moon and Mars colonies, Cold Fusion, Plasma Weapontry, Neutral Particle Beams, Space Warfare Fleet, Mobile Nuclear missile launchers the size of a minivan, interstellar probes, manned interstellar exploration vessels...

1) What ? You don't obey to your Great Leader ? You are lucky, I'm in great shape today. I give you a second chance.

2) WOAW ! Only good stuff in your bag. Good job !

Originally posted by Quicksilver
URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

TO PRESIDENT UP:SIR I WAS JUST INFORMED NINJA HAS THE BOGGY IN HIS SITE REQUEST TO FIRE.

FIRE !!! FIRE!!! FIRE !!! Show no mercy !!!

Originally posted by Midnight Mutilator
Ok that's it, I think Homeland Security needs to step in and "silence" $tranger and Ninja.

Not Ninja, he's working with/for our side.

But $tranger, who'll cry gor him ?

I just noticed this is like the most repied to thread on the board.