When I'll be President

So, we are not in War with the Canada finally. Good...good....Our SAC was in DEFCON 2. I call them just right now and I'll ask them to go back to DEFCON 5.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, I luv peace.

ASE & FD, that's ok for me. 18 years old = voting.

hello mr president ,
i request one billion-qazillion $ or else! ill use my ""GIAINT LAAAISSER"" to destroy washington dc!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

mini $ stop humpin' the laser!



[Edited on 12-12-2002 by $tranger]

From : Your President.

To : Ninjaofthenight

Message :

Could you deal with our " friend ", $tranger.

Thanks.

cant afford that right now, can yopu check back in a few lol We need to remodel dc anyways.

you think i'm kiddin'? number 2 launch the freakin' ""LAAISEER"" on the white house!

Im scarrreeeeeeeeeerd, oh no, pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssee not the white house.......

Originally posted by $tranger
you think i'm kiddin'? number 2 launch the freakin' ""LAAISEER"" on the white house!

Like I don't want to nuke Jerusalem, could you stay cool and do NOT activate your lazer please.

Anyway, you see this little red point, just on your fronthead ? TOO LATE !!! MWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

To Governtment members :

I have been personally appointed to take over the position of National Security Advisor whilst still keepimg control of Black projects.

Gee, I forgot to tellya you was working undercover.
My fault, my fault....

Well, with the fallout of my war to Canada, I guess my freind in high places over there will want to exchange his money back to canadian. Should we still take out the weapon deposit of automatics and heavy? I mean, sure, no canadian would use them, but better safe than sorry.

Well, no war with a foriegn nation, nothing to do. Course, been talking to Cuba, Fidel wants to make a deal for Guntanomo(sp?) Bay. Says he doesn't want a bunch of terrorists on his island in case they escape. So I been making a deal here. One Cuban Cigars of best quality for every foot taken up by said base, and a promise to shoot anyone who tries to invade us/come here illegally. Any input would be nice, seeing as how after we sell this place, we will need a new place for the terrorists.

how about we offer to lift the trade embargo with Cuba if they keep those dirty terrorist there. BTW stanger take out the white house it would only make UP job of becoming pres even easier. Oh and yes i will accept the nobel peace prize for defusing, single handedly, the situation with our Soverign Ally Canada you can send it to me via email along with some canadian bacon.

Quicksilver
THE FIRST SECRETARY

PRESIDENT PHOENIX Adresses the nation

I am taking possesion of the NBC sub-minister post for myself until somebody else comes forward and applies

*thinks: hehehe i now have direct control over all WMD*

umm up u think that is a good idea i think king is alil mentl if u ask me??

it was my own decision since it was up to me to find somebody to run the organization and until i do i dont want it to be flailing around leaderless

with absense of UP for the last couple day or hours whateva i am now in charge haha. I will give u permission of the WMD until UP returns but u can only nuke Iraq, Saudi, and the dutch w/o my permission anything else ask b4 u obliterate. All of my powers as pres will be revoke when UP has returned.

*destroys all Bagdad (i know i spelled that wrong, it's 2:30 in the morning) and all other suspected areas that Saddam could be in with massive Nuclear strikes*

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[Edited on 13-12-2002 by KKing123]

*has his department calculate the required height and point needed to detonate a germ bomb over China to let it spread throughout the People's Republic without getting to many other countries, for future reference*

I need an update for this microbe in my capacity as NBC sub-minister, when will it go into full production so i'll know when to recieve it