When I'll be President

THats why it will be clandistine and we can blame it on the tawaineses or whatva hahaha. We need to get a secure form of comunication for or military breifings i vote for Hardee's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say we initiate something new, A CONSTITUTION!

I would like to be in charge of the prisoner of war camps. I promise not to put too much fluoride in the water.

[Edited on 23-12-2002 by All Seeing Eye]

haha haha that would be great floride in the waterhahah. BTW get MD to write the constitution his petition was dang good.

William One Sac and James the Lesser,hey, I like your ideas gentlemen !

WOS did a good point, but he forget that we have clean nukes. After the blast, the radiation level is going back to his initial point. HA ! YOU SEE, WE CAN NUKE THEM ALL !

Damn it ! Your beloved President is addicted to the "NUKE THEM ALL" policy. But I agree.The EMP bomb is a good solution.

The chicoms, the Taiwaneses, the Russians, the Koreans ( South & North )........ What do you want to do finally ?

All Seeing Eye, fluoride is a good idea, but you can try also with the bromide.

And for your war camps idea, what do you want to do ? Becarefull, we don't need a new Himmler or Mengele !

And for a new Constitution, our Justice Minister ( T.C ), have his word to say on this subject.

NinjaoftheNight, he he he, your "technicians"....What a sweet euphemism.

Quicksilver, I don't understand why the Chicoms would be upset if we help them to control their population level.

Originally posted by Quicksilver
THats why it will be clandistine and we can blame it on the tawaineses or whatva hahaha. We need to get a secure form of comunication for or military breifings i vote for Hardee's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YEAH HARDEES #ING OWNS YOU. Now if only i could get them to add killians to their menu then it would be complete!

My fellow citizens and dear gov members.

I had a idea !

Christmas mean peace. But we are not living in peace. And everybody knows that we love peace. So, like I love to set up peace, I think that we HAVE to nuke all our ennemies everywhere in the world. Cuz if we don't have ennemies anymore, we'll live for ever in a peacefull world. The same for them. If they are nuked, they'll not have peace problems anymore.

AH ! That's what I call a great idea !

What do you think ?

I dont see either why the Chinesse wont want us to help them with there population control?? IS there anyone who is against this. And what is the SOP for the TDAD policy(Total Destruction and Death) how many votes do we have to have to get it initiated or just an executive desicion.

Good job again Mr.President. If we kill all of our enemies, we will no longer have any and will live in peace. Ok, so, how the nuke pattern go? Closest enemy to farthest, opposite, or random? For if we go closest first, leave Canada alone, we can scare them into submission after we nuke Mexico and the carribean(except cuba, we need them cuban cigars). Then nuke South America, the major cities and places, not all of it.

Then for europe, the french will surrender before we even nuke Mexico, so don't nuke them. England can't win a war without our help, so if we go to war with them, they will surrender. Then Italy, nuke the major places,(rome, vatican, so forth) then with germany, tell them the fourth reich is here, they will follow. Then nuke anyone who doesn't surrender in europe. Then middle east, make alliance with Isreal, give them a bunch of top tech weapons, send them out to distract towel heads while we bomb Iraq. Then Africa, except for Egypt and South Africa, it a bunch of little africans going click click clockie nock, so give some lions steroids and gene therapy to becomne huge mosters and let them eat all the africans. Then Asia, make a biological weapon that kills all asian men, let it lose in China, then all the asian women we want!(I have an asian fetsih) Then Japan, threaten to nuke again, they surrender. Russia, posion their vodka and rum, they all die. Mongolia, tell them Russia is gonna invade, they attack, drink the spoils they win, die from posion. the Koreans, nuke em. Vietnam and those poor countries, nuke em. Australia, make a treaty, after we nuke New Zealand to show we will nuke anyone for the hell of it. Then Antartica, well, make treaties with the penguins.

Merry Christmas to All(if still alive) and to all, a drunken New Year!

P.S. if I left out any major countries, sorry, we must have lost you or ran out of nukes. Spain, well, you guys can hold a major running with the bulls, the bulls trample, gorge, or MDK everyone.(Murder death kill, Demoliton Man with DENNIS LEARY!)

Then Asia, make a biological weapon that kills all asian men, let it lose in China, then all the asian women we want!(I have an asian fetsih)

I like James idea about the bio war fare I love asian women lol.

[Edited on 25-12-2002 by Quicksilver]