Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

"Does my smokin gun impression look ok"

"Noooooo... do you realise this photo will get debunked"

Dave: Look Springer, I know you're pretty devastated that John Lear doesn't look anything like his avatar anymore, but you have to admit, John is still a pretty good looking guy for his age.

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PS: Nothing against you Mr.Lear, when I saw your "Air Pilot" avatar picture, I assume you looked like that today, then when the Convention Photos poured in, my little heart shattered.... I'm just kidding!! Though, I did realize I should stop assuming all people look like their forum avatar.

[edit on 30-8-2007 by skyblueff0]

Besides the thin bracelet, I wear two toe rings too!

I swear, Noorey and I only hugged twice, and they were quick.

So I gave 'im two in the back of the head. How did I know that gray was an actor?

Springer (weeping)

"My God Dave.....I'M LOOSING MY HOME, MY WIFE, MY KIDS AND THE DOG!
I R E A L L Y NEED THE JOB!

Dave- "I like you Springer, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."

Dave: Don't worry, Springer! I'm sure we will only have to judge a few pages of replies to the caption contest.

so, in short, I'm thinking about doing a show about SERPO! Thoughts?

Dave:

So I says to Maybelle, I says...

Dave "Well Springer, I don't know how to tell you this but...I just pushed John Lear out of a 2nd story window...and he survived...I'm gunna need a loan..."

[edit on 8/30/2007 by UNnoticed]

Dave:

You remind me of a man.

Springer:

What man?

Dave:

A man with the power.

Springer:

What power?

Dave:

The power of hoodoo.

Springer:

Hoodoo?

Dave:

You do.

Springer:

I do what?

Dave:

Remind me of a man.

Springer:

What man?

Dave:

A man with the power....

Dave: So Springer how do you like my new black shirt? Does it make me look thiner?

Dave:

Look, I was young, there was a war on... I only inhaled a little.

I swear, I only reached under the stall to ask for some toilet paper. How was I supposed to know a cop was in there?

Hey man, sorry about the whole blowing up your car thing.

Don't tell anybody. I just put a whole box of Ex-lax in Lear's coffee and he's on stage in an hour.


[edit on 8/30/2007 by Blaine91555]

"Denying ignorance will keep you regular, Springer."

Dave: "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."

"I don't care if your going to die, I am not sucking out the venom for you, but here, I will try to stop the blood with my finger."

[edit on 30-8-2007 by nixie_nox]

"This is about as much fun as watching the Republican debate. You wanna go drive around town and pick up chicks?"