Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!, page 25

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:52 PM

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"I had a headache thissssssssssssss big. I took Excedrin, and then they made me the owner of ATS. That didn't help the situation any."

pjslug

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:55 PM

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Better late then never, Springer finally gets the ol' birds and the bees speech.

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miguelbmx

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:02 PM

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had to do these over again lol

enjoy

pjslug

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:03 PM

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"It's okay, man. I get my chest waxed, too."

pjslug

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:06 PM

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"Look man... For 50,000 ATS points, Bill and Simon sleep with the fishes. Then the site's all yours."

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:15 PM

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AcesInTheHole

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:14 PM

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Dave: Yeah well I don't care what anybody says I had to kick that guys butt, he had it coming.

Springer: Dave, he was 5 feet tall and had severe ahsma!

AnAbsoluteCreation

posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:23 PM

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"FREEZE! Hey, stay still just like this... I kind of resemble HARRISON FORD in Indiana Jones 13. And you're a dead ringer for RIP TORN."

AAC

damajikninja

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:49 AM

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[color=#80c0e0]DAVE: Wearing your cell phone on your belt is in style now, duh! All the cool kids are doin it!

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damajikninja

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:53 AM

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[color=#80c0e0]DAVE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

SaucyRossy

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:58 AM

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TrappedSoul

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 01:41 AM

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HaveSeen4Myself

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 03:15 AM

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"....So the moral to the story is - NEVER let a prostitute chain you to the bed face down, because there might be a guy in a Batman costume hiding in the closet."

diedagaincraftsmen

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:32 AM

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God, I wish I knew how to quit you

kinda kurious

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:32 AM

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So I was just in the men's room "dropping the kids off at the pool" when I witnessed an Unidentified Floating Object. You might say it was a "Close Encounter of the Turd Kind".

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kinda kurious

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:37 AM

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I just gave Barzolff814 aka Ummofriend the go-ahead to post the 2nd fake Haiti Video. That ought to keep 'em busy while we're gone.

shearder

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:51 AM

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shearder

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:55 AM

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Dave: I'm telling you Spring - you are NOT blind, your glasses are hanging on your shirt! Anyway, too much of that hand thing is a myth!

shearder

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 06:07 AM

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Dave: Give me your wallet Springer - this is a stuff up!!
Springer: You mean a stick up?
Dave: NO, a stuff up! I left my gun in the car.

shearder

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 06:11 AM

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Dave: It's ok Springer - how were you to know!! The guy was 3 feet tall.
Springer: Yes but I put my beer down and then he looked up spilling it all over my new shoes.