Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

Is that a UFO in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Springer to Dave: Aaaaaah! .. I'm blind, watch where you stick those fingers!


Great contest chaps.

Springer thinking: "Oh no.....can't...stop...the shapeshifting! If he sees the slits in my eyes, he'll know I'm a reptilian trying to take over ATS!"

"I swear... It did taste like chicken!"

"so anyways i was speaking to these goverment guys and they say we have all the wrong info. they told me if i give them my account information that we can get all the correct info. so i gave them my account information ok. they stated they will go in there and correct all the wrong info for us. COOL huh!"

[edit on 30-8-2007 by ghostryder21]

"Don't deny....I know what I saw. You were shapeshifting during your speech"

"Is that an orb in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Dave:
Quit stalling man, somebody's gotta tell Lear about the T. paper hanging out his pants and you drew the short straw.

Don't feel bad, size isn't everything. I mean 2 inches is actually 50 millimeters.

[edit on 30-8-2007 by kinda kurious]

Dave:So Springer when can I become a Super Moderator?

Springer:Uh.....you're not ready yet Dave.

Dave:Why not? I can contain myself.

Springer:.......uh......................

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


Dave: Oh.....so that rule that the first one to fall asleep will have their eyebrows shaven off was actually a joke??

Dave:
Dude go outside and get Lear, he can't walk straight with that bunion acting up and he's stumbling around out there with his beauty contestant sash still on.

1. This ATS "MIXER" is full of guys. Lots and lots of guys.

2. Perhaps my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator will change your mind.

3. If you pull both fingers I could really give this guy something to post about..

4. Ain't no part like an ATS party...hey!...hooo!

5. I was told there would be punch and pie.

6 Coocchie Coo!

'But Dave you just don't seem like the Mary Kay type, can't you try real estate or something?'

I haven't laughed this hard in many months....! Great job members!


Now, if we can just get them to change this to a Photoshop contest.. (evil grin).

"Let me get this straight.....the doctor was checking your prostate and had BOTH his hands on your shoulders?"

Dave: ...*sigh*...YOU SEE SPRINGER!! this is why guys NEVER stand next to each other at the urinals!! eyes tends to wander.....

[edit on 30-8-2007 by skyblueff0]

"So I go to put these two in and realize that she isn't quite as 'Post-Op' as she claimed!"








reply to post by HaveSeen4Myself

THAT was pretty funny. Gold star for you.


[edit on 30-8-2007 by Reality Hurts]

"Look, sometimes you have to take one for the team. All you have to do is talk to her"

"We were playing hide and seek..."

"I tried to get him to come down, but now the police are here"