Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

Dave: "Yeah, so Lear's recalling all his tin foil hats because he ordered them from China and they're actually LEAD foil hats...."
Springer: (explains this headache I've had for two days.)

Cuhail

[edit on 8/30/2007 by Cuhail]

[edit on 8/30/2007 by Cuhail]

OK SPRINGER, here's the thing......

She said, she would drop the case for 3 bucks and the Rolex.

IT'S A REAL ROLEX.......RIGHT????

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Dave: I don't know how to tell you this, but I gotta quit you

"I swear I didn't know the knife was loaded!?!?!"

Dave: Springer, are you all right?
Springer: No, I told you I shouldn't have tried the limbo

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Dave : Springer, i've built a time machine, come see!

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Springer: Aooo, that pin was ment to be in your seat

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Springer: Oh God! I've run out of laxative



[edit on 30-8-2007 by speight89]

Dave to Springer:

Johnny just called he's got all Lears pantyhose and stamped ATS on all the Tin Foil Hats like you asked.

I just want to warn you Johnny might be asking for a bonus he says he getting light heading blowing up that doll.








[edit on 30-8-2007 by observe50]

Dave says: Clock out and Keep Working!!!

Mark, I'm not askin you to go out on a limb here,we go back a long ways ..The hard truth is who would people rather hitch a ride with ..a tinfoil drivin around in a Pink Caddy , or an empty suit cruising the neighborhood in a White Dodge van?

ATS :we make the choices clear
and the conversation even better

SyS






[edit on 30-8-2007 by Sys_Config]

Bush said what??????? Cheney was where???????

Dave:
"Noooo... the guy told me the whole order was MADE in China, but they painted them somewhere else. Were Good man... were good".

Dave: There are only two way's that I know of that will keep your head from falling apart!!

1. - Dave - Im telling you, If we get the democrats and the republicans to have a dance off, We might be able to solve this thing.

2. - Dave - "Springer, I kinda read from the Necronomicon, and we seem to have a situation here."

3. - Springer - "Dave, please dont tell me you put TWO jet engines on our caddy."
- Dave - "But they have ATS logos on them"






[edit on 30-8-2007 by Tranceopticalinclined]

Dave: Look I'm telling you man, me and the guys discussed it. We're tired of always having to wear the plain old silver tin foil hats. We want colors to match our outfits!

"I'm just saying.... The 'Four Horsemen' just has a better ring to it, yeah know, especially with all the border issues right now... 'Amigos' may not be the way to go".

....but I got a good deal on the Caddy from Senator Larry Craig!!

Yeah, I did put garlic on my pizza. What? What'sa matter?

Dave: so I set up a camera by the dryer to try catching bigfoot stealing my socks.
Springer: oh no not this again.....I already told you "big foot only wears sandals!"

[edit on 30-8-2007 by Reign]

C'mon, it looks real, er......natural doesn't it?

Dave: Springer, I just stumbled on something big. This could shake up the world like nothing ever before! A peanut is neither a pea nor is it a nut! I'm tired of this mind control! What are these elitists trying to feed us? What are they trying to hide?