Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

"....and when i count to three, i'll MAKE YOU BELIEVE"

"njaaaargh.....getouttamyheadyousonofa"





/sorry, no photoshop-fu, i'm ashamed

Dave: Seriously, am I the only one who wonders why we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

Dave: I'm just sayin, promotion would go much smoother if we had a few ATS MIX Chicks!

"So we told Bill we were takin it to the cleaners, and now we have Johnny prancin around here in that red outfit screaming deny ignorance"


What are we gonna do?"


[edit on 2007/8/30 by JacKatMtn]

Dave: Sorry about that fart during your speech. Beans, she be a harsh mistress.

Dave; On the count of three, you grab the dress, I'll grab the foil hat and the shoes, then meet me out back what ever fits, we keep.

Dave: Dang it Springer think about it, Hombre or Damas Hombreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or Dam-assssssssssssss.

"Lear was MOONWALKIN again...."

No Dave, THAT'S your ass and THAT'S your elbow....

1) Dave: C'mon Springer....C'mon over to the 'Dark Side'...It'll be a hoot!!
we out number them three to one anyhow!

2) Dave: The 'Force' is not so strong in this one.....See how he crumbles!

3) Dave: Yeah! there are two in your room...right now!...just waitin' for you to (Dave giggles at this point!) "abduct them"

"If you're not Oliver North, then how come you got them big ears?"

Relax Springer, its just my fingers....not Billy Meier's ray gun.

"Here's the deal.....I'll give you a million in put options if you let me sleep with your wife."

Originally posted by DeeMack
Relax Springer, its just my fingers....not Billy Meier's ray gun.

I liked that one.

Dave: "Ghostraven just filed a paternity suit against you.....he says you're his Dad!"

Dave: It was right after me and Johnny slipped Busey the mickey.
So then we pick up this big chick who says Johnny can whack her around
with a towel rack for $8. You know Johnny, how he likes his women all
unusual and stuff. Then she starts cryin', says you broke her heart.
Who's L.K. Jadczyk?

"All I'm saying Springer, is that Dubya went as white as a ghost................
and all I said was three little words, Above Top Secret".

Hold on - my microchip has fallen out...

Dave: Springer, it's not you, its me,,,we can still be friends.



[edit on 30-8-2007 by Kellter]