Rodney Dangerfield joke of the day, page 15

m0rbid

posted on Oct, 6 2004 @ 08:13 AM

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Yep. I share your pain man.

JediMaster

posted on Oct, 6 2004 @ 10:51 AM

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We lost a comedic legend

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NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 6 2004 @ 11:04 PM

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10/07/04: "I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 8 2004 @ 12:07 AM

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10/08/04: "Hey , I don't get respect from anyone. Why, American Airlines, they thanked me for flying United."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 11 2004 @ 12:35 PM

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10/11/04: "I don't get no respect. I joined Gambler's Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don't make it. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 12 2004 @ 08:00 PM

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10/12/04: "I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 12 2004 @ 11:37 PM

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10/13/04: "Last Christmas I got no respect. In my stocking, I got an odor-eater."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 13 2004 @ 11:47 PM

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10/14/05: "What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 14 2004 @ 11:14 PM

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10/15/04: "I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. Well, I told him I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 16 2004 @ 01:25 AM

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10/16/04: "I don't get no respect at all from my dog. Well, he keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 17 2004 @ 12:06 AM

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10/17/04: "With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one."

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 17 2004 @ 11:02 PM

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10/18/04: "I tell you, I can't take it no more. My dog found out we look alike, he killed himself. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 18 2004 @ 11:08 PM

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10/19/04: "I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back! "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 19 2004 @ 11:22 PM

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10/20/04: "When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, "I'm gonna run away from home." She said, "On your mark..." "

NotTooHappy

posted on Oct, 23 2004 @ 04:08 PM

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10/23/04: "With my old man I got no respect. When he told me I should start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Nov, 21 2004 @ 10:19 PM

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11/21/04: "Oh, with my wife, I gotta watch myself. When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. "

NotTooHappy

posted on Nov, 22 2004 @ 12:58 PM

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11/22/04: "My trouble is - my sex life is on hold - and I got no one to hold it! "

instar

posted on Nov, 22 2004 @ 01:39 PM

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Did I miss something? Rodney is dying? Damn sad, funny guy!

JediMaster

posted on Nov, 22 2004 @ 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by instar
Did I miss something? Rodney is dying? Damn sad, funny guy!

He's been dead man, the legend passed on in October.

instar

posted on Nov, 22 2004 @ 02:14 PM

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Doooooooooooooohhhhh! Vale funny man!