Wish Corruption Game

Granted but then your outcome would be very predictable.



I wish I had a Geni in a bottle that actually works.

granted, but he works at making your life miserable.


i wish nightmares were a thing of the past.

Granted, but they are now a thing of the future! A future that is so horrifying and cliff-less that you faint. Then fall off a stool.

I wish that I had a bazzillionmajillion pounds.

Granted, your house instantly fills up with money crushing you and your home, while making your neighbors rich.

I wish I could wish for world peace without any bad effects occuring because of my wish!

Granted, but the world is so peaceful, it falls off a cliff.

Damn it! That's the last one I swear!

I wish I could eat woodlice!

Granted. You eat so many that they are now extict, making the world hate you forever for killing off rolly pollies.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but your wish involves cliffs, which makes me go insane, which in turn makes everyone else kill you and me.

I wish I could go to Mars.

Granted, but there are no more cliffs left on mars, because someone wished it earlier, so you die of boredom.

I wish there were no more cliffs left on mars.

Granted, but without cliffs, the planet has almost no friction and careers into the Sun, causing the cliffs on Earth to .


I wish I could have my own UFO!

Granted, but you crash on Mars and find out all the cliffs are gone so you kill yourself.

I wish I had an ice cream cone

Granted, but it's only the cone, no ice-cream!

I wish I had a lamb doner kebab dripping with mayo in front of me!

Granted, but you're just standing outside a resturaunt window, broke and watching someone else eat it.

I wish that I made all A's in my semester's courses this semester.

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GRANTED:

But the InterDistricts Computor Network has a malicous virus thereby corrupting all schools computer information. The school system in it's attempt to kill the virus had to reformat all harddrives.. forcing you (and all other students) to redo the whole semester over again..

I wish there was no Internet spam...

Granted, but then the spam is forced down our throats off the internet. I'm talking cliff2cliff spamming here!

I wish I could be bothered to go to bed!

Granted, you're extremely tired, but you mysteriously find yourself at the bottom of the cliff, with your bed at the top.

I wish I found the perfect woman.

Granted!

You find the perfect woman but she's TOO perfect...every man wants her and in the frenzy you get pushed off a cliff.

I wish I could thank whoever gave me all the BTS points mysteriously

Originally posted by justgeneric
Granted!

You find the perfect woman but she's TOO perfect...every man wants her and in the frenzy you get pushed off a cliff.

I wish I could thank whoever gave me all the BTS points mysteriously

Granted, saddly In the process of thanking them they suddenly exploded.

I wish I owned the entire internet.

Granted!

However due to the ever increasing greed and lawlessness of the current administration your "assets" are seized, broken into sizable chunks and sold off to the highest bidders...all you get is a T-Shirt that reads "Screwed by Bush"/

I wish I could eat chocolate

Granted, but then you become allergic to air. You die horribly. Even sadder, it's not a cliff related death either.

I wish I could have a pet monkey.

Wish Granted. But it has the Ebola Virus and it bites you.


I wish that I owned the rights to the "happy birthday" song.