Wish Corruption Game

granted!
but as soon as you make the wish, the thread is banned.
I wish I could meet "the Crow" (the character, not the actor)

Granted, but he has terrible wind and you have to leave.

I wish that I could remember people's names!

haha...nice one.
Granted!
but your brain goes into overload, after knowing all of those names, and you forever go into a coma.
I wish i could teleport

Granted, but you teleport down the toilet, sorry mate, you have to live with the 'fishes' for the rest of your life.

I wish that I ran a multi-billion pound company.

granted!
but the only cood company, is selling drugs, and you soon get busted and spend the rest of your life in prision.
I wish i couldn't get hurt.

Granted, but your house sets on fire, you don't feel the pain of the flames, so carrying on sleeping. In the morning, all that's left is your left big toe.

I wish I could jump hundreds of meters into the air!

granted!
but you hit a plane.
I wish i owned a plane!

Granted!
But you never learned to fly and drive it into the control tower!
I wish I could move things with my mind!!!

Granted,

But

You move yourself out of this dimension..

Wish I could see the future..

Semper

Granted, but your so busy looking into the future, you don't realise that you were driving and crash into a wall.

I wish that could turn purple at will!

Granted:

But..

You are abducted by the Circus and placed on display as a freak, eventually having to marry the Bearded Lady...

I wish I could cure all disease.

Semper

Granted but then a new one would develop and you'd be back to square one.



I wish I had a big yaght that could go 70 miles per hour.

Granted, but with no disease, the planet's population rockets and everywhere is so over-crowded, everyone dies.

I wish that I could have X-Ray vision.

Granted:

But then...

You notice that half the population on earth are not humans at all but aliens who are wearing disguises who then realize that you can recognize them and then they kill you to prevent their secret from being discovered.

I wish I could freeze time

EDIT: Spelling

[edit on 10/27/2006 by DCFusion]

Granted, but with time frozen, your body doesn't function. You die. Nastily.

I wish I could find my keys!


Seriously, what can go wrong with that?

Granted,

BUT..

Your keys are being held by Oprah and she demands you engage in sex with her to get them back..

I wish I could travel to another planet.

Semper

GRANTED,

But the government and the aliens agree that your too honorable to travel to another planet,
so you have to stay here on Earth....

I wish I could live forever...

Granted..

BUT...

The Earth is destroyed and your left floating around in space...

I wish we could all just get along..

LOL

Semper

granted!
but all the peace slowly drives all of us insane.
I wish i could roll my "r"s

Granted, but a goat doesn't like you doing it and gores you.

I wish I could melt things with my mind.