But all the iron workers are really upset with you and start rioting in the streets, you are
placed into protective custody with a special tinfoil hat inhibitor that prevents you from
being to melt anything except your own memories.
I wish I could speak every language in the world...
You develop severe Dyslexia and can only speak backwards. The other countries that have hired you to translate get so upset, they sew your lips
together and send you to a deserted island.
Granted!
But when it is sent through the post it is 4 sizes to small and you decide to give it to the kids next door!!!!!!!!!
I wish Pepperslappy the O.P decided to join in on his thread!!!
But after the pizza guy leaves you open the box to discover a ransom note:
"Pepperslappy has been kidnapped by a horde of angry wishers who's wishes have all been corrupted...you have 24 hours to set things right or the
Pepperslappy man dies"
Granted, but it's so perfect, it has sentience. With this new feeling, the post takes over the internet, eventually gaining access to all the nuclear
missile silos on the planet. We all die.
I wish I could have the knowledge of everyone on the planet.
granted!
but you travel too far into the past, and are brutally eaten by a dinosaur.
I wish i could paint my nails without getting the poilsh on my fingertips.
You invent the perfect nail polishing system but the evil aesthetician at the local beauty salon become insane with jealousy and breaks in to your
house and kills you in your sleep.