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Originally posted by Satyr
Yeah, I often wonder what kind of steak sauce Jesus would like.
Originally posted by clearmind
if hayzeus was to come back now-a-days, how many people do u think would actual believe that hayzeus came back?
Originally posted by Colonel
None of this is funny so I odn't know why you all mak e ligh of it. Its as if you all don't realize that you're gonna die and have to deal with your maker in the afterlife.
Originally posted by Zzub
I mean no offense to your beliefs, but it all seems so wrong to me.
Originally posted by Nerdling
God hates thespians
Why else would he create Liza Minelli?
Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Originally posted by YhwhsCreation
Jim Caviezel was just very down to earthed. get it
[worst joke ever, sorry every body ]
You're saying he was a well-grounded individual? (Just trying to compound the misery!)
Originally posted by MsRedBeauty
He must not have been too grounded if he was struck twice by lightning
Originally posted by mikromarius
Did you know that the egglaying Easter Bunny you find in most Christian homes during Easter is a mythical creature that exists in ancient Venus myths?
Originally posted by MidnightDStroyer
But it *has* been proven scientifically that, if lightning strikes a place once, then it means that place is likely to attract more lightning later...You might say that they're *conductive* to the physics of lightning...
Whichever way you look at it, I'll bet Jim Caviezel got a real *charge* out of playing Jesus...But I think he'll need to use more makeup now because of how the electrical burns would make his appearance more re*volt*ing...It's enough to light up your eyes like a (l)amp...I kinda of wonder: *Watt* does Jim thinks of all of this media attention over it?
Then you haven't understood squat of how Jesus is. Turn the other cheek to the world? Yeah right. Jesus shall judge the world, not hug it. When Jesus tells his followers to turn the other cheek, he says that we should leave the judgment to Jesus, so he can be pissed in our place and judge the quick and the dead. If we don't turn the other cheek (like Bush should have done) Jesus simply leaves us, for we have shown that we want to take the measures into our own hands and trust our own strength and our own righteousness. If we don't trust Jesus we have no part in him. If we love our brothers and sisters more than we love Jesus, Jesus rebukes us.
Blessings,
Mikromarius
from Mikromarius
Take my advise and take your children out of the Church unless you want to see them burn to dust until the fire is warm enough for yourself to be cast into the furnace. He's not playing games. He wants faithfullness. He wants his Sabbaths, his Passover and his Law.
by Colonel
But, I do thik you're making stuff up. Like this phrase: " agree, he is like light and can transform himself into whatever apearance he likes."
"Perhaps he's an image we all have in our minds."
Really? ...
And, Jesus was black.
by jrod
Read Mat. 21:12-13, Mark 11:15-18, or Luke 19: 35-47
It seems like Jesus is angry in those verses.
Originally posted by Zzub
I thought the motto of this place was deny ignorance.