The dawn of a new beginning

you've shoveled Rush Limbaugh and somebody's senile grandpa into a military uniform and called him a hero. are you guys stupid?

Don't forget the guy from Full Metal Jacket....

General I hope you are right wing cause I need help around here.

General, as your secretary i feel i must remind you that your weekly care parcel is here.

2x issues of Playpoppa
3 packs of Poopeez softcentred laxatives.
1 Pack of industrial strength breath fresheners.
2 Boxes of Woopzeez Incontinence pants and panties for the missus...or so you say.
1 pair of Lederhosen
2 large packets of wet wipes
1 Box of fake military medals
A copy of Honkys weekly
2 Boxes of viagra
1x "How to talk tough" self help guide


I hope you enjoy.

It is good be back among people who understand the true nature of our society.

I am pleased that the wonderfully rotund Vallhall is still here as well. You are a model of femininity Mrs Valhall and I know that you will make a good mod of the Domestic Bliss forum.

To those who question my motives or agenda I have to say that unfortunatly you are products of the new depraved society we live in. It is to save posters like you that I am undertaking this selfless task to bring dicipline to the board.

Unfortunatly in the modern education system you have been 'trained' to believe that no responsibility and no duty is your right. Like grasshoopers playing the summer away you do not realise that a winter is coming.

We need to get back to the solid values that your parents and their parents lived by. We need to regain the family, rebuild society and rearm our military. Politicians speak of the new conservatism that is coming forth, I am not a new conservatist but an old conservatist and I hold strong to the values that made us great in the past and can make us great again.

Even the Muslims have realised that they have to go back to their earlier social structures to survive, and look at them now, powerful, armed and dangerous. Thats what we need to be, we need a taliban of the west, and I am giving it birth through this board.

Mornington I am not angry at your attitude, I am only saddened. You do not know what you are missing, true happiness comes from the hearth, from the home. But we will reveal to you the joy of domestic bliss and serving your partner. You will find the piece of your heart that is missing and has been filled with cycnicism and sarcasm. Such beauty scared by so much negativity. Such is the effect of the new society.

Walk out your door and tell me you are happy in a society ruled by crack, drugs and pornography,
Where children cannot play on the street,
Where neighbours are too afraid to talk to each other. Where fathers are afraid of hugging their daughters, where mothers feel too guilty to say at home and look after their children.

This is the society that you are the children of, and which I intend to rebuid.

*15,15* *salute*
Welcome back General.
I will assist you and your efforts in any way you need.
I am honored to serve...
- Tassadar *40*

I have not returned to be mocked. laugh now but be prepared to account for your words at a later date.

I have had nothing to do with Mr netchicken as I have more powerful allies than a mere mod. Read closely my profile on the left.

You can see that I am not acting alone, the election of Arnold is an indication of the powerful forces for good that are working in the background.

We will bring changes to ATS to make it a vanguard of the movement. A movement to bring hope and life to the oppressed depraved middle classes of America and the world.

A movement to sweap the media clean of sordid reality TV, game shows, and porn. A return to traditional values that have been sacred for generations and only in the last few decades have been eroded away. We will prevail.

hahaha.

dun be scured.

GeneralDilemma...A pure American. Always avoiding those who tell the truth and wonder why it was so.

Always avoiding questions to those people who know the truth and are asking the questions.

So why, GeneralDilemma, do you avoid answering questions?

Hey Gerneral. Have you been spying on us all this time? I noticed you came back a few days after www.denyignorance.com... was posted

Obviously you are spending too much time on the interweb, as a result your brains have become addled.

I do not avoid those who "tell the truth" because they DON"T tell the truth.

If you want you can sit around indulging in group therapy and debate as long as you wish. Just don't expect me to, I have things to do. Life does not come to those who sit and talk, but to those who by the sweat of their brow and the strength of the muscles go out and grab life by the neck.

The anemic weak handwringing, guilty liberal intellectuals that have got us into this mess have lots of talk fests, their moral destitutness is evident in their lack of spine. Do you really want us to model ourselves on them. No nor do I.

Action is traction, Theory is wheelspin. If you want to ask questions go ahead, I may answer, but if I can't be bothered then it is becuase your questions are not worth answering and I don't have to justify my work, the goal I strive to achieve is justification enough.

Originally posted by DaRAGE
GeneralDilemma...A pure American. Always avoiding those who tell the truth and wonder why it was so.

Always avoiding questions to those people who know the truth and are asking the questions.

So why, GeneralDilemma, do you avoid answering questions?

[Edited on 9-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

*15,15*

Originally posted by AlienS
Hey Gerneral. Have you been spying on us all this time? I noticed you came back a few days after www.denyignorance.com... was posted

Alien, I was merely clearing the path for the General's return so all of the followers of truth and freedom would be ready for his arrival.
For, if we forget the General, we forget freedom.
If we forget freedom. we forget hope.
And if we forget hope, what do we have?

Stand up young men. The day of reckoning approaches, you must rise up from the ashes of wars past and emerge as leaders among you people to lead them to victory.
- Tass *40*

GeneralDilemma.... very interesting study object you are.... fascinating... very interesting way of thinking...almost archaic, yet powerful to some... fascinating indeed...

*hides*

A Scientist/ Engineer Observation:::In their studies of plants and Animals, lack of ADVERSITY is not an advantage to a species. Where there is no Challenge, no Obstacles, no Hardships....there is also Limited Growth and Development.

++++Is That the Point???+++

aka:: The ADVERSITY PRINCIPLE

served me well during my recovery, 1972-1980
serving me well- now, and since 6 may 1997-present
~~~
----->>> s/ riff raff

general dilemma, how do you propose that you'll change the board???

A VERY good question.

There is no sence in changing a structure without changing the people first.
That is the problem our hasty and badly concieved foray into Iraq has found. You cannot impose a new structure on people who don't want it.

So I will not be seeking to change the structure of ATS initially.

First you must work with the individuals themselves.

Let them see how truely degraded their society is and open their eyes to the decay and squalor that they live in, and the depravity and emptiness of their lives at present.


The reveal to them the truth, the new way of living, the strength that comes from following traditional proven methods. The energy and life that is abundant to those who overcome.

Only then will people realise how superfluous are some of the forums here, and the necessity of new forums. The desire to change will come from the members.

Then they will gladly look for an alternative and we can happily create a new ATS, one that grows and spreads sending tendrils of sanity back into a dying society.

All I am is the agent of that change, the empowerer of the people.

Originally posted by f16falcon
general dilemma, how do you propose that you'll change the board???

[Edited on 9-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

Who is GeneralDilemma and what is his history? I need some guidance. I'm new here. He just sounds like General Patton after using diahrrea pills to me. (Sorry, sir.)

Blatant insubordination.

Latrine duty coming I suspect.

Oops.

He's an archaic dinosaur that was brought back to life when some one inadvertantly mistook his frozen head for a cheese ball.

I like my bum.

Actually the birds quite like my bum. My legs aren't bad too. If the truth be told I've got lovely eyes.
Well, they say I do.

At least I've got lots of hair.
Those baldy bastards can # off.

Anyway; I like my bum.

Sorry, was I getting off subject...?

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Blatant insubordination.

Latrine duty coming I suspect.

Oops.

WHAT INSUBORDINATION? I'm new and I have a right to ask questions... about that wisecrack... its true. He does sound constipated.