The dawn of a new beginning

Shocked, thats what I am shocked.
How come every time I return to this board I find it a den of sloth and untidyness?

Do you nancy boys need me to stay here and keep you all under control? Where is your self motivation, where is your resolve? How do you expect to achieve anything in this world if you spend your time babbling on about inane topics such as paranormal and UFO's?

What do I see when I return to this board, do I encounter good creative structured topics that build manhood and esteem?

No!

Instead we get topics like...

Most Plausible Alien Movies? (sci Fi wackos on drugs I suspect)
RIGHT NOW! Major media coverage of Skull & Bones (Some wierdo's obsessed with skeletons I think)
Easter Island: Any dates? (what sort of topic is this? Is it about food or holidays??)
Grandfather was a freemason! (Stand up man, you should be PROUD!!!)
German Feminists Plan to Rewrite Bible Again (Here we go feminists destroying the fabric of our society again)

This is not good enough. I expect us to do better than that. We need some GOOD, solid topics that every man (and the few ladies here) can enjoy.

To help you people move to this new way of making good posts I propose these topics.

Exercise, and how I can get fitter
Destroying all drugs in my body
Ban the longhairs and hippies!
All people under 21 should be on 10pm curfew.
Women are happiest in the kitchen.

The time has come for a new movement to sweep through this website and on to the world. We need to take the time to steel our bodies, exercise our minds, and strengthen our resolve.

Now is not the time for weaklings and cowards, but the time for real men to come forth and lead us into the new century.

Men, you are the chosen ones, to that end we must insitute a new regime on this board. A regime of self dicipline and self sacrifice.

Women you too must be prepared to sacrifice for your men. To be their support and strength, to meet their dietry needs and physical desires under the auspices of marriage, and to bring forth offspring into the world to carry on the hard work their fathers are engaged in.

We all have a journey to travel on, this is but the start. This is not the end, but only the end of the beginning.

I AM BACK!

[Edited on 7-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

If you call me one of those people, then get ready to defend yourself from my anger.

Sorry General Patton, this is not a war, it is an area for discussion about many subject.

My advise is to read everybodies posts before condeming them,

Peace,
Fox


[Edited on 10/7/2003 by FoxStriker]

General has a point..

Many people are all ready fed up with these BS topics.

You really should click the 'deny ignorance' link at the top sometimes..

To remind yourself what is this board about.

Fox striker sir, your anger is like that of an agitated fly to me. Get ready to see some changes here.

I have not come just to be another reader, but to be the change agent of your lives. I have come to take you slothful disorganized and disheveled individuals and turn you into men of backbone and courage.

Foxstriker if you do not like my methods then it is my wrath that you will feel.

so i decide to only post on top choice topics like this one, people ranting and raving and not attemting to provide the help necessary to change...

Yes, the General has returned!!! I'm sorry to report, sir, that a whole new generation of clueless types has joined this site since you last commanded this post. Notice how, in responding to you, they do not even show proper appreciation of your history!

Nothing is BS if it holds value to somebody, at one point people thought the world was round, although it wasn't.

That's why you have areas labeled CHAT.

Its called Freedom of speech, live with it Fulcrum. You can argue all you want about conspiracies, but ATS is not only about Conspiracies, many people know people here personally, Many need advise, and some don't feel like talking about the same old stuff everyday.

General does have a point about some members, but not all. Some are here for Conspiracies, some for Chating about God 24/7 nothing wrong with that, you learn from everywhere not just in on section.

Every person on ATS is diverse, doesn't mean they're all slackers.

When people join the army they come from all walks of life. They have all different ideas, they have all individual likes and wants and desires. they think they are unique.

They are not.

By the time they left my command they all loved the same things. They slept with their guns, they were honed in their bodies, they were one in desire with their leader.

We can take these disorganized and defective individuals here at ATS under our command and remake them into agents for the new beginning. There is no person who is too lost if they want to be found again.

Either you will wear the boots, or be under the soles, but change you will.

I expect every person who reads this to drop and give me 10. NOW.

Yes Sir General Sir!

You are a man of Integrity and Genius and when King Muskar XII takes over again in my next schizophrenic period, I will be sure to lend you my full support and arsenal of spud guns.

Hurray The General is back.. hopefully this means his wife can't be far behind...

Yes, the unity of your Army of One brings fear into me, just chill, you look at me as some slacker, when I am the opposite. You, don't know me and I don't know you, apperantly I like this arrangement, lets keep it that way, General, Sir.

I value the individualism here, you value what you don't have, Order. You go ahead and try raising your New World Order Army, where against that here last I heard, General, Sir.

I think that the General is one thats doing the push-ups..

very soon..



General:

ATTETION!

FALL BACK!

(1001 times later)

AT EASE, DISMISSED!

General,
I accept your beliefs. Take me and remold me as you see fit. I know, now, that only a sound body and clear mind can serve our glorious and necessary cause. Destroy my false sense of individuality and reform me into the cold sword I need to be.

I stand waiting for your next command!

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
Do you nancy boys need me to stay here and keep you all under control?

That would be nice if you could stay, i like your posts

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
German Feminists Plan to Rewrite Bible Again

Wow hold just a minute, i havent seen that myself! Go show them General. *salutes*

well ive never seen you before general...

but hello anyway...

hello general,

Exercise, and how I can get fitter
Destroying all drugs in my body
Ban the longhairs and hippies!
All people under 21 should be on 10pm curfew.
Women are happiest in the kitchen.

The time has come for a new movement to sweep through this website and on to the world. We need to take the time to steel our bodies, exercise our minds, and strengthen our resolve

i'm sorry but i culd never conform to your killing machine, because you aren't talking about healthy minds your talking about controlled minds not free ones you told it to us yourself right here...

By the time they left my command they all loved the same things. They slept with their guns, they were honed in their bodies, they were one in desire with their leader

I will always be your enemy theres is no way you'll mold me into anything

We can take these disorganized and defective individuals here at ATS under our command and remake them into agents for the new beginning. There is no person who is too lost if they want to be found again.

your programmed army ignorance obviously has blinded you from seeing all the amazingly intelligent and organized people. This is a PUBLIC forum and it's pretty hard to not let people in and it's even harder to monitor all the stupid new posts, you shouldn't generalize ats members as unorganized and disfunctional, how would you like it if i generalized you a crazy old war monger or sumtin like that.

Either you will wear the boots, or be under the soles, but change you will.

well then prepare to be stepped apon

Welcome back General!
*snaps to, and crisply salutes*

Should be an interesting few days...

Oh piffle...

Welcome back General.

But don't expect a salute.