The dawn of a new beginning

*pops a smart military salute*

General, Lt. Col. Springer reporting for Duty, Sir. All of Harley Company present and accounted for, Sir!

*drops salute with a snap*

Sir, I have much to report but will defer to your review of the situation. When you require my report it will be on your desk.

*pops a smart military slaute*
Harley Company standing by awaiting your orders General.

m...

Hasn't this topic changed into just what the general despises so much.......

Fear not, this thread is flowing just as I anticipated. There are 4 camps emerging

Those who have never met me and wish to become a soldier in my life transforming army.

Those who are opposed - they have decreased in number and spirit since i was last here, I guess the whipping I gave them left its mark.

Those who remember the glory days of past and already are getting back to the familiar regime of droping and doing 10 before posting.

and women, carers of the hearth and heart, our little treasures.

My first goal is to become mod, and reinstate the Domestic Bliss forum for women. I expect this to be perfunctory and quick to achieve, Last time I won the vote by the members of this board by a large margin.

I also fear that the tone of some of these threads, their content and the level of analytical ability needed to understand them is beyond the level of the fairer sex.

So the second goal is to seperate the men from the women and let the women have their own place to discuss 'womenly things', like knitting and cooking.

There is much more i have planned and I expect to release updates soon.

Now Drop and give the General 10





[Edited on 7-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

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hmm this coming from the guy whos wife came looking for him...

asala

If I have read GeneralDilemma's biography in progress correctly, he has reconsummated his marriage and returned to the battlefield for greater glory than ever before.

His wife is fully satiated and seems to have returned to the stratospheric social standing of General's wife, becoming one again a pillar of her embroidery club.

Good to see your much anticipated return General.

Beware of Mala, for he is bad medicine. Lord only knows what would happen if the two of you tangled.

(I was only able to do 9 push-ups. I hope it was sufficient.)
Peace,
BG

LOL Maybe Mala could give general one of his much loved readings..
Now that would be interesting

Hello Mr General would you like a reading of your future?
As you are held in such esteem here I would even sacrifice a nice goat to use for you.

Heil mein f�hrer!

wait... who are you again?

desire attention much?


"roll players are teh suq"

lololol!!1one!!one!!1



[Edited on 8-10-2003 by Lysergic]

Oh so the great GeneralDilemma is back?

What a deserter!
HE left us all here wondering where he went, without telling us a thing.

He said he would clean these boards up. Then he disappeared. He must of got a little scared and ran away to cry and buy some tissues at teh super-market. And now he's back claiming the same things. He's going to clean up these forums, become a moderator, etc. Still proclaiming the same things.

Too bad he's probably going to have a cry and run away again scared shiotless. I think he's just going to run away, leave his troopers behind again, betray us, desert us, and be a traitor to his ATS men.


How can anyone here believe you GeneralDilemma?

You ran away once and left us behind. Who's to say you're not going to do the same thing again?

You know, General, I too, in some bizarre way that probably begs for treatment, missed you as well. However, I don't understand why you must engage in the sexist rhetoric.

Have you been a coma for quite a few decades or something?

[Edited on 8-10-2003 by Valhall]

Originally posted by Valhall
Have you been a coma for quite a few decades or something?

...yes...I think that coma is commonly referred to as 'marriage'...

Okay, so here's the Valhallian view of straightening up the world. Make 3 "elective" classes mandatory for every boy and girl in primary education.

Home-Ec - at least one full semester. And none of this centering in on sex crap. Show a penis, a vagina, a condom and give a hand-out on everything you can get if all 3 aren't in the mix (the list has to include a picture of a squalling baby) and then move on to the important stuff. The things that if mastered can help you rule the world, such as:

making a good pancake with a perfect grade (that's a cooking term folks)
poaching an egg in a skillet
frying an egg sunny-side-up or harder yet, easy over
the difference between beat, mix, fold and stir
sorting clothes right
the correct order for clothes and detergent
how to properly clean a baby boy's butt after the green apple two-step has hit him
and for the top 2% of the class, let them in on the Culinary Illuminati's secret of WTF a "pinch" is.

Second mandatory class:

1 full semester of Vo-Ag. Have all these inner-urban kids raise a pig, or a calf or a sheep for 4-1/2 months and learn something about what to do with the land if they ever bust free of the cement zoo they live in. Have em grow a tomato or something.

Third mandatory class:

Shop - 1 full year. 1st semester wood, 2nd semester basic mechanical skills...every person, male and female, needs to know how to change a darn tire, jump a battery without blowing it up, and put those gawd-awful serpentine belts on - on the side of the road, in the middle of the night.

There...that should help fill the gaps that are being left by the omission of teaching basic math skills and the scientific method. The world will then be a better place. At least when the wife says "get up and fix it yourself" the man will have a clue which side of the skillet goes next to the burner and when the wife says "the toilet's clogged" the husband can say "get up and fix it yourself". See the community it builds???

[Edited on 8-10-2003 by Valhall]

I find you absolutely hilarious!

But if you think that I fear or respect you then you are mistaken. I refuse to kiss anyone's ass on this website, and you are no exception to that rule.

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
There are 4 camps emerging



Those who remember the glory days of past and already are getting back to the familiar regime of droping and doing 10 before posting.

Salutes General.
I never stopped dropping sir.
Glad to have you back.


Mind you. Watch that bastard Mala. I think he could be one of "them".

"To help you people move to this new way of making good posts I propose these topics.

Exercise, and how I can get fitter
Destroying all drugs in my body
Ban the longhairs and hippies!
All people under 21 should be on 10pm curfew.
Women are happiest in the kitchen. "

General, well, number 1 on your list is definetly high on my list too.

Number two I have no problem with, personally.

Number three is a great idea...as is number 4.

The last one is gonna get you some grief..after all woman have fought and earned their right to work along side men in the workplace. Now that our government with their "it takes the village to raise the child" crappola have pushed young couples (via high taxes) into a position that both must work to afford a the basics, they are succeeding in keeping woman in the workplace. What I see on a personal level (so take it for that and no more) is that my wife wished she could stay home in her kitchen..but everytime I get a promotion or raise, it seems good old uncle Sam gets the biggest cut of it. I faintly remember the good old days when the man could work and bring home enough to pay the bills but as we take on more social leeches, they must raise taxes to pay for them. Now, the only women it seems that stay home are either rich or "welfare queens" (to quote our friend Colonel) who usually have their men that are stay at home too.

General, old buddy, I fear that the days you speak of are gone and gone forever. Now, our children are raised up by strangers and for those of us who take every night to help with homework and put family outings first, there are a dozen families who pick em' up at daycare and drop em' off at the grandparents while they go clubbing or partying with friends. The we wonder why the hell they get guns, shoot those they are jealous of and then kill themselves. They have no guidance, they feel they aren't loved and they cry out for discipline just to know someone cares about them.

Could this society ever return to a time when every man becomes responsible for providing for his offspring and every woman returns to the nurturing role that is the most important in their development? A time when people were just glad to live in a country that provided opportunity instead of feeling entitled to something someone else earns? A time when children weren't just looked at as another state check for some and another job for others..but as blessings from God in the purest form of innocents. I was raised by these old values, General and I see nothing in the new age that appeals to me to change them.


[Edited on 8-10-2003 by astrocreep]

*checks his calendar*

Nope, I didn't think it was April 1st....

Most Plausible Alien Movies? (sci Fi wackos on drugs I suspect)

Hey! I resemble that statement, er uh resent, yea.

drop and give me 10. NOW.

Drop and give you 10 what? Um, don't answer that.

Seriously though, I think we should create a "Nancy Boy" forum and make General D the mod. I would pay 1000 ATS points to see that. It could be a role playing forum.

[Edited on 8-10-2003 by uIVIa]

My oh my. If nothing else, MR. Dilema at least gives me a good laugh. However, I would fear resistance if he really were to become a mod. Too many dislike him, and while they are not really posting in this thread, they are there. This was proven last time around. I highly doubt that his Nazi ruling as a mod would be much appreciated by a whole bunch of this group here at ATS.

While I myself could not care less what happens, I again welcome you back and look forward to more laughing.

And just to play along...

Cigs were made popular in the 20s

UFOs at Roswell started all that in the 50s

Hippies (and left handed cigs) in the 60s

And what's up with prohibition? You all couldn't handle having beer taken away eh?

2 World Wars and many minor ones. Talk about death. 60,000,000+ in WWII alone.

Considering all the trauma (shell shock) gen X turned out pretty damn good. Gen Y isn't all too bad either. The legal drugs (pills) are the worst. A lot worse than the sissy 60s drugs. As far as tobacco I really don't care. Who really wants to live long on such an overpopulated war ridden planet. I guess I do have $400 a month waiting for me at the Office of the SS. I wonder if it will still be there in 30 years.

How many smoking related deaths were there in the '20s? How many smoking related deaths now? What has changed? You were told smoking causes cancer so you believe it. How's that for a conspiracy theory? Back me up on that one General D!