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Originally posted by loam
No coffee....no water....

What do you drink?

Gatorade, and caffeine free soda.

Originally posted by Kalapadea
Gatorade, and caffeine free soda.

Ah...electrolytes and aspartame... What an excellent mix! :w:

not sugar free, caffeine free!

SUGAR!!!

This is a literal thing with him. No exceptions. And it IS a problem in restaurants, etc.

Here is the some total of his liquid intake:

a) water
b) imported or home-brewed beer
c) whiskey, being mostly single malt scotch. (he would be quick to point ou that the scotch contains elements of brandy, from the casks it is made in, which is a fourth substance, if you will. And he wills.)

He refers to soda pop as "candy water," and coffee as "bilge."

He also doesn't use toothpaste when he brushes his teeth. And he hasn't had a cavity since 1981.

I don't believe his theories are valid. It's just that his faith in them keeps him healthy (and thin, considering he drinks almost all the beer he makes, which is not small . . . about 10 6-packs a month.)

That'd be nice to be able to live like that. Of course If I could live like that, I probably wouldn't. Maybe the alcohol part though.

Bossman, sorry to hear you're having such a hard time right now. We're here for you if you need to vent. *group hug*

Kalapadea,

Microfoam pillows are great!!! They are squishy and comfortable. Instead of hiding them from Tinkle, maybe we could get them recovered to match the decor?

Denial and loam, I can't figure out where the Glorious One keeps the nametags or I would offer them. Until we can locate his 'secret stash' you'll have to do without. Or I can write your name on some post-its to tide you over, it's your call.

Duzey! i've been suffering from post withdrawal, where hast thou been?

jk, I've been hanging out on the chat thingy, thems crazy people in here... crazier than Tinkleflower on that flu medication.

Ill just use the scary pic to remind everyone Just kidding loam

Ill just be she who remains unnamed... As far as the non caffinated ones, I shall offer a gift of Kahlua mudslides, and slurpees, for those under 21, you get diluted apple juice. Or a chocolate milk. Maybe a mango bannana smoothie? I got a blender!

Crazier than Tinkle on meds?!?!?! Them's some whacky people.

I'm being forced to work way too hard and I hurt my foot so I'm just lazing about for a few days. I saw you were a little stir crazy, so I thought I'd stop by and say .

Good job keeping the thread going for us!

Did you remember to put gatorade on the shopping list? I think you're the first to request it.

Chocolate milk please! I dislike alcohol, well.... college... yea....

Originally posted by denial28
Maybe a mango bannana smoothie? I got a blender!

Do you have anything to 'perk' that smoothie up?

I've been legal for a loooong time now.

I've got this green tea for emergencies only. "Temple of Heaven Green Tea Gunpowder Special" Add that to your shake, You'll be murmuring for 6 hours.

Wow, we go away for a few days and come back to mudslides and green tea and Loam - also that scary lady picture.

Wooooeee.

Loam - feel free to deposit three links as contribution to TKA. I have to agree with you that your posts are good but also:

1. Should never been read in the evenings
2. Depressing - I felt like cutting my neck off with a butter knife during the FEMA and EPA debacle
3. Scarier than Denial's coffeine nightmares

Oh btw I saw Zaph last night and he dropped off this marker and tags with 'Hello, my name is...' he said he would be back eventually to personally bless new members.

And where did you see the dictator? Trolling the boards last night?

Nikelbee! We need more donuts, I got hungry last night.

EDIT: Well, actually my army of undead monkeys took over last night, sorry.

[edit on 9/29/2005 by Kalapadea]

Kalapadea

Sorry. While I can write a long and windy report on the need for more donuts in our organisation, I cannot approve budgets nor requisition donuts. I am powerless really, except for my swishy hair abilities and being able to walk up and down the TKA runway on high heels.

Oh well, I'll keep entertained by swishing hair for a while instead.

My Fellow Members,

Having spent many hours (well, ok, minutes) perusing our thread, I decided it was time to splurge a little to reward our members.

I spent ALLLL night slaving over a hot oven, baking, and the results are right here:



(Thank you to our absentee boss, for increasing my budget. Or rather, thanks for leaving me the keys to the petty cash tin...)

Sincerely,

Tinkerbell (co-personality of Tinkleflower, who's currently busy trying to get rid of nasty germies)

What is that thing on the right? Looks like it has eyes! Very froggy lookin'

[edit on 29-9-2005 by loam]

Just eat the darn thing

(It won't bite you back, I promise)

(or do I?)

(bwahahaa)

Food!This is perfect, sinc eI skipped lunch to stay in the chatroom today!