ThreadKillers Anonymous

Post three links to threads that you killed. Tinkleflower and Duzey will handle all membership issues. Duzey is our VP, and Tinkleflower will handle things when she's not here.

Yea, Duzey, sorry my bad

GG EST, I feel like I've been up forever yet its only been 4 hours, gah, whens lunch?

I was the fat kid in High school, 215 at 5 ft 3.
Here are my links:
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Hi Denial - There are donuts on the table and Zaph left some forms for you to fill out. I'm sorry it is a little busy and hectic around here but make yourself at home on the velvet cushions and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

This is a nice friendly group you'll find, but we have one member ill, another out of commission and a third has lost her mind.

Don't worry - you aren't being ignored. This is a place for all people who feel the same way.

How can you even sit on velvet, makes me cringe at the thought. Give me one of those styrofoam ball filled pillows anyday. I Call the beanbag!

I'm sorry Nik. I didn't mean to leave you out.

Denial, this is Nik. She's our Press Secretary, and a d*mn good one at that. She has done, and I'm sure will continue to do outstanding work. Me, Duzey, Tinkle, and Nik make up the Council of TKA. Like Nik said, don't feel ignored, there's just a lot going on right now for us outside. Once we get things settled, we'll be back.

Yea, so in the meantime, I'll be occupying this board space with meaningless posts about whatever pops in my head. Like Teacups.

My brother does this really funny ringo starr accent, but he'll only use it if hes talking in german, or saying teacups.

Don't Worry zaph, I'll go back to my boring self when more people come back.

Wait...

Your brother does a Ringo Starr accent in German? Wie hiest die in liverpudlian?

I assume the ultimate test to join is to....

KILL THIS THREAD!

I'm not too bad.... but this is a good group nice work.

Originally posted by Kalapadea
How can you even sit on velvet, makes me cringe at the thought. Give me one of those styrofoam ball filled pillows anyday. I Call the beanbag!

You can have your styrofoam balls there, punkin.

I'll keep my velvet if it's all the same to you

Sincerely,

TwinklyTinkle, Velveteen Rabbit-hopping Hysteria Ministeria Of The Interior

This is like opening a door to a conference room and unexpectedly intruding upon an AA meeting.

I've killed many a thread in my time, but didn't realize I needed therapy for it.

Maybe I do belong here...



[edit on 28-9-2005 by loam]

Loam my dear - I have seen your wonderful posts and can only assume that your thread killing abilities stem from the fact that you are just to *sexy for your own posts.

You are welcome to lounge around have donuts with the rest of us - mind you don't sit on the occassional cat.


*sexy meaning many things but in this case describes a well put, well researched, all encompassing and so amazingly brilliant post that those standing around are too awed to reply. Leading them to do this:

I meant "Microbead" Pillows excuse me:



Comfy cozy, I have a heart shaped one thats black, best airplane pillow ever.


Hey loam, I don't post in your threads, for fear of ruining the mood.

Nice pillows Kalapadea - soon you will be giving our tinkle a run for her money. Quick, hide your pillows so she doesn't see them! She gets 'picky' about her decor.

[edit on 28-9-2005 by nikelbee]

Originally posted by nikelbee
...a well put, well researched, all encompassing and so amazingly brilliant posts...

Then, nikelbee, you clearly have not read all of my posts.

Originally posted by Kalapadea
Hey loam, I don't post in your threads, for fear of ruining the mood.

Proving, therefore, I do belong here!

[edit on 28-9-2005 by loam]

Well if you want me to post in em, I shall. Especially your H5N1 thread, yikes!

Sometimes when I'm merely reading these boards late at night I get stuck reading yours, long thought out awesomeness.

Thank you for the compliment, Kalapadea.

However, lately, some of my posts should NEVER be read at night. They're spooky enough in the daytime.

I'm gonna start adding disclaimers of liability to my posts....wouldn't want anybody to get hurt or nothin'

Which ones? I wanna read! I wanna read!

The good thing about being at work... is the broadband....


EDIT: I'm the tech here, so while running scans and what not I browse the web. When nothing's wrong, I get bored.

[edit on 9/28/2005 by Kalapadea]

Have you read Death in a Cage? That one creeps me out...

EDIT: I wish I could get paid surfing the net... Wait a minute. I'm at work now too....

I am technically getting paid to surf the net!


[edit on 28-9-2005 by loam]

I did read Death in a Cage last night, around 2 AM EST. Creepy indeedly, I'll have to go to my friends house and blame him for bringing in the virus, him and his pet parrot.

Right after I read it, I saw a report on FARK about a inspection worker who found "ornamental Fish" to be piranha, the hard way.