ThreadKillers Anonymous

The original thread killer checking in. It's been said that TK's don't know they are, not true. Just go to your "My ATS", if you see the threads you've posted in and your name is that last post, Congrats, your a thread killer.

Secondly, a thread killer is not a bad thing. It means that you have brought complete clairity to the topic.

Pfffft, original my buns. I thought I invented the floppy bomb, the original guy, when it turns out the anarchist's cookbook had a recipe 5 years before I even thought of it.

Where is everyone? Sheesh! I mean two nights ago, by the time I posted once, you all had posted at least twice. Now I could make a huge long post about nothing, and still nobody would post. Hurry up! get in here! I'm eating too many donuts! Deny my boredom!

I think you may have killed this thread. Lets revive it. *Pulls out giant syringe* Now this won't hurt a bit....

I was going to say, where's TRA? Get working! I demand sacrifice! AHH!

Two of us are working on other farily significant outside issues, one is wonded, and one is writing (or better be anyway).

I think I count as "sick", and "dealing with atrocious real life issues".

I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

EVER

getting married again.

You've all witnessed this, right?

Anyways. I have new antibiotics (for the -itises), and I've been trying on my new "beg for votes" graphic, made for me by the utterly wonderful Zedd.

*does a twirl*


Edit: wow...that's a trippy sig...it's almost like subliminally drawing your attention to me, isn't it?

You ...are....under...my.......spellllll........

(either that, or I've had too much Theraflu)

So whaddya think?

[edit on 27/9/05 by Tinkleflower]

Theraflu. Definately Theraflu.
Anyway, I believe the TRA died at my hands. It went out hard, but it went out. Just another one of my many reasons for being here.

Oh snap, you TK'd your own TRA thread.

Somebody has had way too much theraflu... or not enough.

I move to make a vote to use quarterly budget on buying TF better meds, happier meds.

Originally posted by Kalapadea
I move to make a vote to use quarterly budget on buying TF better meds, happier meds.

Like MORPHINE!!! Everything tastes better with morphine in it!
Anyway, I vote that I'm appointed the postion of Ultimate Anti-TK Combat Officer and Stratagist.

Hi all!

I see that TKA has been listed as the #2 thread of the week on the ATS newsletter. Oh, the irony! Congrats Benevolent One!

Have posted a bit in the last couple of days and didn't kill any of the threads! Either I am doing something better (shorter posts) than usual or members are conspiring to get me kicked out of TKA.

Nik, the bar changes colour with applauses not WATS. For a WATS you get 25 points. It takes many applauses to reach the lovely shade of red that Tinkle has. Or a crayon.

Professor: "Yes, ordinary water. Laced with a few spoonfuls of '___'"

How about sharing? Know what that quote's from? If you guess it right, you win an e-cookie from me.


Where is everybody? I'll stir up threads till I start seeing more people! Gah! Hey void, did you get my last U2u?

Originally posted by Duzey
I see that TKA has been listed as the #2 thread of the week on the ATS newsletter. Oh, the irony!

Congrats Benevolent One!

Oh, the irony indeed! That's beautiful!

Have posted a bit in the last couple of days and didn't kill any of the threads!

Me too...but I think, as usual, our threadkilling will be a slow, painful procedure...and not the quick death that happens every once in awhile.

Don't be too disappointed yet

It takes many applauses to reach the lovely shade of red that Tinkle has. Or a crayon.

Or a lipstick. I rarely colour outside the lines, either. I'm just that good...

I'm going to dissapear for awhile. Massive personal issues to deal with. I really don't know how I'm gonna deal with them but not much choice in the matter. *sigh* Dunno when I'll be back, but I'll be back eventually. I may lurk, and u2u people, but I don't really know if I have the energy left to deal with crap on here, and my personal life falling into itty bitty teeny tiny little pieces and blowing in the wind. I won't bore anyone with details, suffice it to say that things aren't good or anywhere close to good right now.

Zaph - feel free to bore me anytime. Seriously, either throught this thread or U2. Sometimes it is good to take a break and come back with a clear perspective. I'll try to think of something funny to write after this week, cause otherwise the only 'funny' thing will be how I fail in handing in my diss on time.

Hang in there - we can't of our fearless leader going off the rails because then Tinky would become benign dictator and blow the budget on rugs and donuts.

This little guy always makes me smile

Sounds bad zaph, hope it turns out well. If you need anything, let us know. I'm sure nikelbee could make a grand care package. Well, at least a grand "e-care package".

You can't disappear for too long ya know? Leaving me behind with all these crazy women about their shoes, (help).

bad? heh. I had to make my bed tonight, and it took me 10 minutes just to work up the energy to stand up. heh. I'm so emotionally and physically drained right now, that even moving takes me a few minutes to work up to. heh. does that qualify as bad?

Sounds like every morning in 10th grade. Course that was a real crazy year, never made it to school on time or anything. Parents split up that year, I was being driven back and forth between houses every day.

I feel like the fat kid who gets the joke waaay after the fact.:shk: So far out of the total 80 something posts Ive made, Ive killed 20 so far. I refuse to give up hope! Although, I kindof like the perspective of us being the deciding factor in a topic Now I feel all squishy and warm inside

Originally posted by denial28
I feel like the fat kid who gets the joke waaay after the fact.:shk: So far out of the total 80 something posts Ive made, Ive killed 20 so far. I refuse to give up hope! Although, I kindof like the perspective of us being the deciding factor in a topic

Now I feel all squishy and warm inside

Don't play your hate on the fat kid! He'll crush your bones like dry bread.
Ask Zaphod about the club, or at least nikelbee, hell any of the club leaders.
They told me to post examples of my troubled threads, i.e. killer posts.