ThreadKillers Anonymous

Too True, I'm 6'3" 250 lbs. Try imagining me getting into bed...

Which is why I avoid getting into bed, until I'm too tired to think about getting out of bed.

All the fun seems to go on when I'm asleep (unlike Kalapadea and our Benign Dictator I do need sleep ). Also I keep missing Tinkle. I hope the ice cream made you feel better. I agree with Duzey, please give us more about flirty lawyer and also I beg of you to write a series called, 'the Sudafed Poems'. We can have open night mike here - I call velvet pillow on the left hand side of the couch. I've wiped it clean of Fritz the Cat's hair and everything.

Duzey I hope you didn't hurt your foot on Lou Ferragamo night walking up and down the room playing ATS' next top model I feel off my Choos once and was in bed for a week.

Thanks for all the WATS guys. Very cool of you. (bar still not pink yet, although I've had offers for someone to crayon it). Think that will work? Also, why are some bars white grey like Zaph's and some deep pink like Tinkle's wee poem blush?

Finally - I have not reallly posted too much on ATS other than here. So don't have any links to offer you. I hope that will change after next week when I free of papers and stuff. Then I can go back to posting and not being heard.

I had a successful thread today. I got a reply. *laugh* While we all appreciate the Women of TKA modelling for us, you have to be careful not to hurt yourselves. We have to be ready for the calendar shoot that's coming up.

There's a calendar shoot???? You didn't tell us! Is it to raise awareness for TKA? Cause that's a *great* idea. Now I have to prepare. Btw - I call October if Queenannie doesn't beat me to it first.

I'm thinking something along the lines of this:

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I'm going to go now and practice my 'look'.

Sometimes I would like to improve and not kill my own threads.

*eats all the doughnuts and leaves*

Tinkie wants a bigger decorating budget, so we're making the calendar to raise funds for her to decorate the meeting room. And raise awareness of TKA as well.

Sadly most thread killers are not even aware they are thread killers. There is no simple diagnosis. It seems to come on over time and slowly get worse until the individual finds out that he/she never gets a reply.

There is no known cure.

Please help us.

We're working on it. The report that our Press Secretary posted last night is only the first step. We have other projects in the works to help us as well.

Dulcimer - if you are serious about joining and not eating all our donuts, you can send me a background analysis of your posting style, methods and hopes for improvements. I'll include it in my next document.

As Zaph says, our aim is to clear up the mystery - and have fun trying.


Have you tried the green Lou Ferrigamo donuts?

Ahem. Doesn't SOMEONE have a paper to be writing? *cough*PressSecretary*cough* *tapping foot*

Nik! Didn't you hear about Hasselhof? Check this out. I think it might be a valid argument.

I say yes! to open mike night! I, actually, am a... ahem....a published poet! *blush* And I don't mean at poetry.com!

Here's one of my lighter ones:

Splendor

Ode to margarita mix,
Splendor in a blender
Portable friendly fix

Lime, salt, and Mexican brew
Coming to terms with the worms
In hopes all your words slur true

*laugh* I love it. :w:

I'm a published photographer. Here's my pic that got put in a book.

Originally posted by queenannie38
Nik! Didn't you hear about Hasselhof? Check this out. I think it might be a valid argument.

That would explain this www.esquilax.com..." target='_blank' class='tabOff'/>

And this www.esquilax.com...

I say yes! to open mike night! I, actually, am a... ahem....a published poet! *blush* And I don't mean at poetry.com!

Here's one of my lighter ones:

Splendor

Ode to margarita mix,
Splendor in a blender
Portable friendly fix

Lime, salt, and Mexican brew
Coming to terms with the worms
In hopes all your words slur true

I love it! Aren't we the talented little group - I'm thinking Paris Salon people or for the beatier types, velvet pillows on the floor, black light poetry parties... man... *clicks fingers*

I too am published poet (also not on poetry.com) and published writer and hoping, hoping, hoping, if I click my red Ferragamos 3 times, a published novelist some day.

I am starting up a writing workshop on the collaborative writing forum. You are welcome to join, would love to read your poetry - even the deep ones.


www.abovetopsecret.com...


Zaph - freaky ghost ship picture Are you going to be the photograph for our calendar?


For the ill one:


Tinkle tinkle little star
How purpely and prettily you tinkle from a'far
queen of donuts, sanka and literary flair
come to us soon, our cupboards are bare


Ok, ok, shoot me already, i'm a little rusty. I don't like rhymes I must confess - a little in moderation is OK. But I prefer the randomness and madness of poets like e.e cummings and ginsburg and my poet, my god T.S Eliot. *bow*

Well actually I have a fondness for all poets - even ones that rhyme : Auden and Whitman love, Dylan Thomas - adore - Neruda swoon.

Of course I'm gonna be the photographer. I enjoy taking pictures, and I learned quite a bit about my camera since I took that picture, so I think I can take better pics than that one.

I too am published poet (also not on poetry.com) and published writer and hoping, hoping, hoping, if I click my red Ferragamos 3 times, a published novelist some day.

You are either....

a) Wearing the Hulk on your feet (kinky, and a great image to boot),
b) Wearing donuts on your feet (not so kinky, but your toes would taste great......)
or
c) Clicking three very stale donuts.

I'm not sure which (witch?)

I'm going to be in and out today; I'm still coughing up green stuff, so I have to get more "medicationspensive" from the clinic.

About our calendar sales. See I don't really like Mr Haselhoff too much (and doesn't his name rhyme awfully well with "mazel tov"? Yes, I thought so, too). So I'd like the calendars to include:

Patrick Stewart
Sam Waterston (shut. up. I like him)
Carrot Top
Donald Trump
Johnny Depp (please, please Vanessa, let us have him?)

The rest? I'm open to suggestions.

(ok, and someone please explain the peanut-butter-and-jelly phenomena? It's..unholy. Peanut butter = savoury. Jelly = for donuts. Together = EWWWWWWWW)

Whilst I'm away, I should mention that our new carpeting will arrive today.

Alas, I can't say yet that our "carpet matches the drapes". So to speak.




And also: For your consideration for publication in our Great Book Of Killed Threads, Vol 1.

I'm just that good.

I'm also a rebel, yo

Sincerely,

TwinklyTinkle, your Sickly SomewhatPrickly Cranky Spanky Hanky Panky Ministeria of the Hysteria Interior.

Actually Tinkie, it's gonna be The Women of TKA.

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh.

You were serious.

Ahahahahahahahahahaa.



Unless you're satisfied with this heavily Warholified pic.

That is Actually your new carpet? Really?

Kalapadea

You have to be in the calendar too - What month are you taking? I see you as a spring month.

Maybe after I get to the gym some more, so lets see.... yea by springtime I could be in the calendar

[edit on 9/27/2005 by Kalapadea]