If vaxed does your cellphone stick to you?

a reply to: sapien82

Well good luck.

Anybody try's to stick you on a train or introduce you to a gas shower.

My advice don't go with them or go down fighting.

Until such times ile quite happily play the game and keep the head.

Possibly something to keep in mind, Sturgeon is not a Nazi, she not even a real Krankie, and sad state of affair for the one person imho.

a reply to: andy06shake

I dont think the she is either ive met her in person

and she seemed level headed and cool not yer average politician by a mile but still doesnt mean I trust her completely
and in no way does she deserve half of the # being thrown at her since she has been in office , but not even the scottish government are exempt from globalist plans to control the herd of tax generating humans

I just feel that the way the world is going we are all marching towards an authoritarian nightmare
I hope we arent and im just crazy , that would make me feel a whole lot better , but the evidence is for the world being crazy right now.

a reply to: sapien82

I would not trust the Woman to change a light bulb sapien82.

Having lived in Govanhill for 15 years before moving on to safer times.

She's not fit to lace peoples boots, her very own constituents included, never mind run a nation.

She's just not got the minerals nor the correct smarts by guesstimation.

But i suppose we digress. LoL

Update: Not only does my personal Android and my work iPhone stick to me I managed to get the Motorola bag phone I picked up at the antique store to stick to me.

Conspiracy theory = proved.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Update: Not only does my personal Android and my work iPhone stick to me I managed to get the Motorola bag phone I picked up at the antique store to stick to me.

Conspiracy theory = proved.

Did you use string or superglue?
Points for authenticity if you used nails, but I wouldn't recommend it.

a reply to: AngryCymraeg

I only used the superpowers gained from the Vid Vax.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

cmon dude pics or vids or it didnt happen

originally posted by: sapien82
cmon dude pics or vids or it didnt happen

You want pics of a bag phone stuck to my arm? Sure, let me see if I can find a Polaroid...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

can you get your face in there too , maybe with a zany look on it

just to add to the effect

"NO"

Nothing that wouldn't stick to you before will stick to you after the vaccine.

It is the dumbest, most hair brained propagandized BS I have ever heard.

a reply to: anonentity

I had a jab in july. Let's see

Only thing i got is a fever. Hard one but nothing out of ordinary.

Hoped for better cell signal bcs i have crappy operator, Nothing. Same

Hoped for better wifi signal that i steal from neighbours, Nothing. Same crappy signal

My tv still has poor reception, Playstation+ didnt give me credits, no; Bill Gates doesnt spy on my toilet, my arm is not a magnet and my tattoo still doesnt glow in dark.

Damn, this is some poor vaccine

a reply to: Dinamo

Just last night the MSM did a program on the Magnetic Myth of the vaccine."? Just to allay everyone's fears that they might become magnetic.Why even waste a segment of broadcast time, on this insane theory? Oh yes it's not a theory.

a reply to: anonentity

You're right; it's not a theory.

Now it's entertainment.

TheRedneck

a reply to: TheRedneck

How do you type so well when your keypad is stuck to your arm?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm double-jointed.

TheRedneck

a reply to: anonentity
Are you certain the earth goes around the sun?

a reply to: AngryCymraeg
Who believes this rubbish?

Only those that understand the vaccine is the sickness and should be avoided at all cost. The provaxxers are walking the razors edge between logic and reason, an the result is insanity. One can either be anti god or anti vaccine, choose wisely.

a reply to: TheRedneck

Did you apply the extraordinary proof theory to the government and their fraudulent claims as well?

In my country a TV news show used a heavy spoon to test this on people who just got the vaccine to make fun of this myth. However, they never expected that a lady would get this spoon attached to the point in which she was inoculated. They tried the other arm that did not get any shot and the spoon fell. I have the video but it is in FB, so I don't think I can post it here. Do I believe everybody gets magnetic with the shots? No, but it is interesting to see these issues.

a reply to: albiore79

You can link to the video, we can always use a good laugh.