What Sports do you think should be in the Olympics??

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk

Competitive Hurling

I would have won Gold at that back in my hellraising :

Distance, quantity or accuracy on target?

First two yes,third one no.
Unless you count girlfriends dads shoes as a "target."

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse

originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk

Competitive Hurling

I would have won Gold at that back in my hellraising :

Distance, quantity or accuracy on target?

First two yes,third one no.
Unless you count girlfriends dads shoes as a "target."

Hands down winner!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Two "men" enter; one "man" leaves!

These days you have to put on the scare quotes because typing out the PC terminology just takes away from the reference.

World champion stare -out.

No blinking.

a reply to: Tulpa

How about a time-honored tradition: the college bed race! Everyone is drunk, one person is seated on the bed, and the rest are pushing the rolling frame as fast as they can!



Or we can always reduce the bicycle races to this. How d'ya like the Tour de France now?

a reply to: ketsuko

Some girl with a cardboard sign would get in the way and send them all crashing into each other.

So........Yes!


(as long as I can be the one who stayed in bed).

a reply to: Dalamax

Dwarf toss.
The little fellers have a union

Remember when you use to able to go to a dwarf tossing contest, and they'd let you smoke?

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk


Dueling - You know, the "real" kind. 2 opponents, 2 pistols, 10 paces each. Yeah, your Glizock "Nina Milly" is allowed and the use of the tried and true sideways "Gangsta Grip" is encouraged.

TIA

Duelling would be great. We could have the leaders of nations represent each country. Joe with an American made 1911 long slide would be cool. Only one bullet and no hollow points. That would be cheating. My money would be on Putin for the win.

If anyone backs out the second’s could use swords.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


Ummm…skydiving…

From the Karman line…







YouSir

a reply to: Nickn3

I don't know ... you might be surprised by some of the third world guys.

Hurtubise bear suit tag - team wrestling.

Scythe trebuchet.

Sulking.

originally posted by: Tulpa
Hurtubise bear suit tag - team wrestling.

Scythe trebuchet.

Sulking.

Oh, inspiration! We need to have an all Furry division in every sport.

I can't believe no one has brought up women's ping pong ball shooting! Points for loading, limit 10 ping pong balls (even though I saw one load 27 at one time), accuracy, style and distance. Ping pong balls have to be regulation and never paddled unlike the women...

You are all cruel. There's nothing at all wrong with the games as it is, only lack of motivations.
Like, running events, some contestants not trying, get a couple of hungry cheetahs and release them 2 seconds after the start gun. Think of the motivation not to be last.
Exactly the same in the swimming events. Keep a couple of hungry crocodiles on the side of the pool. No one not trying enough, let em free.
Pole vaults easy peasy, send a few thousand volt through the bar, one tough, poof, no need to worry about another jump. Long jump, load the front of the sand box with hundreds of scorpions. The list goes on.

a reply to: ketsuko

Yes.

But the bear fighting suit invented by Troy Hurtubise was more like a suit of armour for fighting (or surviving ) attacking grizzlies!

We used to have a silly sports oriented kind of game show in the UK where people had to do silly challenges dressed in cumbersome oversized suits of varying descriptions. It was called "It's a Knockout".
The best part was that the compare could barely do his job because he was laughing too much.

I think he ended up in trouble for being a bit of a perv (or was accused of, at least).
Good old BBC ! A generation of memories ruined for kids!

a reply to: Tulpa
Your last sentence should read "Good old BBC, a generation of kids lives ruined". Hall was convicted and did half his sentence before release.

a reply to: crayzeed

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a reply to: NightFlight

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originally posted by: NightFlight
I can't believe no one has brought up women's ping pong ball shooting! Points for loading, limit 10 ping pong balls (even though I saw one load 27 at one time), accuracy, style and distance. Ping pong balls have to be regulation and never paddled unlike the women...

Can't forget these...