What Sports do you think should be in the Olympics??

They should have an olympics were everyone's pumped up on steroids. Lets see what man can really achieve.

Could call it The Juice Games

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Ice hockey, American football and MMA.

Tossing pointy sticks and throwing frisbees is for marys.

The long jump, the high jump and the pole vault still seem worthy. The Decathlon is perhaps the best for men and the Pentathlon for Women.

Hammer throw and all the races seem worthy too.

American football even tho my fav is not a good choice since so many don't play it. But Soccer and Basketball for sure. Other Team sports like Volleyball, Baseball and Softball should be included too.

Just say no to men competing against women unless it is mixed doubles match. If you were born with male body part junk you are only allowed to compete with the men, period. You can be a transgender I won't hate you. You can't compete with women however while claiming to be one due to the natural differences the Progressive's think they can stomp out of our vernacular against our will.

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
They need to combine some of the usual sports to make hybrid mixed games.

Such as Pole Vault Javelin
They have to run with both of them, and then throw the Javelin at the peak of their vaulting. (they better throw it before they land)


100 Meter Backstroke Bench Press?

Maybe Hammer Throw Relay or Javelin Relay

Oh oh! What about we have ten Karen’s running away and you get to throw a. A javelin b. A hammer (sledge, ball pien or claw) c. Lead from a skeet gun.

originally posted by: Dalamax

originally posted by: BrokenCircles
They need to combine some of the usual sports to make hybrid mixed games.

Such as Pole Vault Javelin
They have to run with both of them, and then throw the Javelin at the peak of their vaulting. (they better throw it before they land)


100 Meter Backstroke Bench Press?

Maybe Hammer Throw Relay or Javelin Relay

Oh oh! What about we have ten Karen’s running away and you get to throw a. A javelin b. A hammer (sledge, ball pien or claw) c. Lead from a skeet gun.

Define a Karen since I have seen this aimed at honest people making legit gripes.

That’s as good a definition as any

a reply to: Justoneman

"Reeeee Cymatics"

Get a load of uber meltdown fanatical woke lefties positioned under thin metal plates with a layer of sand on.

Flash images of trigger items at them-Trump,male/female bathrom signs,biden sniffing kids hair.
These images trigger the "Reeeeee!"

The pitch of the Reeeee makes cymatic patterns of the sand.
The most intricate pattern wins.

The prize is an ice pick lobotomy,performed on site by....what the hell,more dwarfs.Preferably dressed up as oompa loompas.

Who wouldn't pay to watch that?

a reply to: Justoneman

Form your mouth roughly into a circle, and then at the top of your voice make this sound:

"RRRRrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr..."

Keep going like that for...infinity.

"Karen" has now been defined.

Fun times, good memories.

Oompa Loompas on one team and smurfs on the other?

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

Who wouldn't pay to watch that?

I'm IN!!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Just spit my coffee everywhere😆😆😆😆
Thanks FCD. Best thread of my morning. 😆😆🤣🤣

I want to see all of these.

Competitive Darwin Awardism: best idiocy for the win.


SUMO CANON BALL: Best athlete to create a Tsunami wins Gold!

Cross-country ass-whooping.

How about this one...

Woke Nutshot Karate - Sixth degree blackbelt Karate masters take turns administering blistering front snap kicks to the nutsacks of the winners of the Most Woke Games (held earlier this year in San Francisco). Style points for tonsil injuries.

The All Drug Olympics should definitely be a thing

SNL - All Drug Olympics (1988)


Women's Mud Wrestling should also make the cut as an event.

a reply to: Homefree

Now there's a good one!

originally posted by: Dalamax
Fun times, good memories.

Oompa Loompas on one team and smurfs on the other?

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

Now you're talking!
We could even make an event which generates its own Smurfs...lets see-
Got it!

Colloidol Silver Chugging-
Rules:
Dwarfs chug down colloidiol silver until their skin turns blue.
The 10 bluest are then crowned as smurfs,who then go on to compete against the oompa loompas.
Its win win.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Quite obviously you agree with me, the Olympics has become nothing more than a political stunt and a stage upon which protestors of all sorts can present their positions before a kneeling audience.

Cancel Culture? Cancel the Olympics

That’s gold.

And carrotenemia hoedown.

Dwarves scarf carrots until they turn Oompa Loompa orange.

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Yes! Send this round house guy🙄

He's kicked an anti abortion lady on film.

"Side of Beefing"

Rules:
Competitors dress as secret service agents,and run a race in which the track is interspersed with Hilary Clinton lookalikes(I was going to say clones but thats a BAD idea).

The competitors must lift,carry and throw the HC lookalikes into vans positioned at the sides of the track.

Competitors are instantly disqualified if,while performing the throw,they dislodge the bolt/spring mechanism from the ankle of the HC lookalike.

There is probably a way to make this even better by adding a smurf somewhere,not sure.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Definitely CORNHOLE.