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Just Had A Brush With Death

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posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Whoa, whoa, DB. That's high school level anatomy. Let's keep this at the 3rd grade level so I can understand.


Sorry, Augustus bested me at an IQ puzzle and he has an IQ of 75. Than means mine is lower, so about 80.


So you guys must be in the MENSES Club.


Do we have to get tattoos now?


Yes...It's your Sacrum duty.


As long as it's not scapular-ligious.


You sound just like my Pa.
Pa-tell-a mighty good joke.


That was a knee-slapper!


...and THAT capped off the knee puns perfectly.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:20 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT



...and THAT capped off the knee puns perfectly.


As long as we don't get political and talk about ACL.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT



...and THAT capped off the knee puns perfectly.


As long as we don't get political and talk about ACL.


Yeah...we do have a Tendoncy to go there.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

Or some gay Jell-O.


Circling back......

Can we get some of that gay Jell-o stocked in the basement?

It sounds......FAAAABULOUS



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:53 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT



...and THAT capped off the knee puns perfectly.


As long as we don't get political and talk about ACL.


Yeah...we do have a Tendoncy to go there.


We don't want to get ligamentagious.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 06:57 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

Or some gay Jell-O.


Circling back......

Can we get some of that gay Jell-o stocked in the basement?

It sounds......FAAAABULOUS


Just stay away from their Pudding Pops.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 07:02 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

Or some gay Jell-O.


Circling back......

Can we get some of that gay Jell-o stocked in the basement?

It sounds......FAAAABULOUS


What is cis-jello?
Can I have super-straight jello.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 07:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Pretty sure that went the way of the Cosby.

You'll have to choose L, Q, X, QR, D5, or brown Jello



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 07:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

Or some gay Jell-O.


Circling back......

Can we get some of that gay Jell-o stocked in the basement?

It sounds......FAAAABULOUS


What is cis-jello?
Can I have super-straight jello.


I used to have a Jell-O Mold.
Fortunately, the ointment cleared it right up.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 07:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

Or some gay Jell-O.


Circling back......

Can we get some of that gay Jell-o stocked in the basement?

It sounds......FAAAABULOUS


Just stay away from their Pudding Pops.


Been there before. It's what I call a sticky situation.



posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 09:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once had a brunch with Death.


I was once invited to a Bris with Darth.




posted on Jun, 17 2021 @ 10:13 PM
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a reply to: MyAlterEgo

Oh, I meant it wholeheartedly. I can think of no other way than His hand in it.

There really should not have been space for us, and even if there was barely enough space, the odds that I would hit that bare slot between vehicles perfectly was just as miraculous.

God has always been a strong force in my life.



posted on Jun, 18 2021 @ 10:33 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I remember playing Pudding Pops on Facebook years ago.
I really liked that game and miss playing it,now I play
Candy Crush games. I played a lot of games while being
homebound due to Covid.I wonder if that could be the
reason for my carpal tunnel now?



posted on Jun, 18 2021 @ 11:05 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

'CARPAL LUDUM', Mama...'Seize The Game'.



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